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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here and thought it could be a bit of fun.

Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

now lets get creative!

I wish I could fly!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


clarence_quackSILVER Member
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia


Posted:
Poje changes his picture, but replaces it with an even creepier looking clown!!!


I wish I was at common Ground already!

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks


_Poiboy_PLATINUM Member
bastard child of satan
1,113 posts
Location: Raanana, Israel


Posted:
you get to common ground now, before everyone, and the festival gets cancelled without you knowing.



I wish my helix piercings would heal so i could get an industrial

clarence_quackSILVER Member
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia


Posted:
Your piercings heal and you get an industrial, only to realise that you made a BIG boo boo and got an industrial building instead of an industrial piercing. Ouch. Now you're broke.


I wish that I had really funky dreads.

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks


_Poiboy_PLATINUM Member
bastard child of satan
1,113 posts
Location: Raanana, Israel


Posted:
you get your funky dreads, but you get tired of how much you need to maintain them and shave your head.

I wish I was better at staves

FoxInDocsSILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia


Posted:
you're better at staves, but you're also gheyer than ben-ja-man.

i wish my housework would do itself.

"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie

"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie


jarleGOLD Member
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
Your housework does itself. Continuously. You can't even get dressed without your clothes jumping off your body and hiding in the washing machine, and never mind eating!

I wish I had synasthesia.

Kupo!


Groovy_DreamSILVER Member
addict
449 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
You get synasthesia, but then hear a britney spears song and become permanantly blind (ARRRGGHHH MY EYES!).



i wish i could shoot lasers from my eyes.

FoxInDocsSILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia


Posted:
you can shoot lasers with your eyes, only it happens every time you blink....

i wish there was more food in my fridge.

"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie

"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie


jarleGOLD Member
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
There's more food in your fridge, but now you can't close the door.

I wish I could find another 600 words for my essay...

Kupo!


RyGOLD Member
Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
You find another 600 words for your essay, write it all out, graduate, do another degree, graduate, do a master's and graduate, do a doctorate and graduate, become a successful academic, become a famous academic- then one day you spill soup on a fellow academic's tie- he discovers 600 words you wrote early in your career were clearly plagiarised verbatim. You are now a famous plagiariser.

I wish I didn't know this was clearly Bedazzled inspired..

jarleGOLD Member
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
You lose all knowledge of Bedazzled.

I wish someone would post below me...

Kupo!


HikkaisPuppetmember
185 posts
Location: Dark side of the moon


Posted:
Someone posts below you, but unfortunately what she writes makes you loose the game.

I wish someone would send me a PM so I could get all excited.

Mata Ashita!

Time...Line?? Time isn't made of lines! It's made of circles! That's why clocks are ROUND.


Groovy_DreamSILVER Member
addict
449 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
You get your PM, but it contains a hidden hypnotic message, instructing you to eat your keyboard.

I wish I had 9 lives.

JauntyJamesSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
I just sent you a PM, but the system lost it before you could get it.

I wish to be content.

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


WooktasticBRONZE Member
the kicker of elves
371 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland


Posted:
You become content, content with permanent sub-mediocrity.

I wish Tom Waits was my da.

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart


JauntyJamesSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
Tom Waits becomes your District Attorney.

I wish I hadn't forgotten my polyhedral dice back in Maryland.

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


WooktasticBRONZE Member
the kicker of elves
371 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland


Posted:
Da: Irish term meaning father ubblol

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart


_VT_SILVER Member
Your Face!
1,173 posts
Location: el paso, tx, USA


Posted:
You remembered to grab your polyhydral dice, but the pair you grabed will only land on 1.

I wish for a colony of ferrets that will only do my bidding. (MWUAHAHAHAHA!)

Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-


jarleGOLD Member
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
You get your colony, but the way in which they do your bidding reminds you of a popular thread on HoP.

I wish for a cardboard box big enough to hide in...

Kupo!


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
You receive a matchbox and start shrinking til you fit inside it.

I wish I didn't have to go back to uni today

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Invader XanSILVER Member
Your friendly neighbourhood mad scientist
479 posts
Location: Over the hills and far away, United Kingdom


Posted:
You don't. You've been thrown out for a string of shocking incidents involving nutella, kerosene and a lighter stolen from some bloke called Steve. Now you have to go and get a boring 9 to 5 job! eek





I wish Mondays didn't suck.

"Love the art in yourself and not yourself in the art."
--Konstantin Stanislavisky


jarleGOLD Member
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
You start working weekends, thus making Monday better by comparison.

I wish for a snapping turtle... with hyper-velocity cannons!

Kupo!


BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
You get said snapping turtle, but upon donning an oriental-style mask and cape for next years Cosplay, the snapping turtle mistakes you for Shredder...





I wish for a miniature elephant!

ॐ

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy


PhaiGOLD Member
member
113 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
Your miniature elephant arrives safely bubble wrapped via courier. You spend many happy hours playing with your new friend, until he chokes attempting to eat a relatively large peanut.

I wish for the concentration to study.

HikkaisPuppetmember
185 posts
Location: Dark side of the moon


Posted:
YOu get the concentration to study, but you concentrate too hard on your work and no tenough about what's going on around you and you burn to death in your house.

I wish I could come to CG.

Mata Ashita!

Time...Line?? Time isn't made of lines! It's made of circles! That's why clocks are ROUND.


Pogo69SILVER Member
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia


Posted:
 Written by: Phai


...

I wish for the concentration to study.



I don't do much but lurk on HoP of late... but... I saw this and had to share... cos... I so thought you said the "contraception to study" ubblol

--pogo (pat) [forever and always]


BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
I wish Pogo69 had better reading comprehension ubblol

hug

ॐ

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
Pogo gets better reading comprehension but then he's no longer funny so he turns into a puff of smoke.

I wish I had Spanish Elves to do my homework

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
You receive a dozen spanish elves to do your homework, lifting your modest grades to outstanding, perfect scores. You become the highest scoring person in your course for this semester, and are invited to a conference to speak on current world views in Spanish...

...Despite your efforts to dress one of your elves as a rouge-shaped dragon, your game is up.

I wish I wasn't feeling run-down three to four days before CG!

ॐ

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy


PhaiGOLD Member
member
113 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
I love it, Pogo! ubblol hug

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