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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here and thought it could be a bit of fun.

Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

now lets get creative!

I wish I could fly!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
you get a rabbit hole to nther world in your back garden, but it is a portal to the homeworld of the mutant flesheating giant rabbit, so quite frankly your screwed.

I wish for a bourbon and coke

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


imprettylikedrugskicking cucumbers constantly : )
160 posts
Location: Dublin City Centre


Posted:
You get a chocolate Bourbon Cookie, and a bag of Columbias finest. Unfortunetley the combination prooves lethal, as you try and munch 7 cookies at once while whizzing your Tits off and choke.

I wish Hyperlights would come out soon

Today's subliminal thought is : " . ; ..." that is all.


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
Hyperlights got sued by the wakeboarding company. Guess your stuck with flow lights.



I wish a hyperstaff would come out.

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


BurdaASILVER Member
Sacrebleu
377 posts
Location: At the quiet limit, United Kingdom


Posted:
A hyperstaff comes out... of nowhere at mach 2, knocking you clean into orbit.



I wish for a massage... legitimate.

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic™ ©


imprettylikedrugskicking cucumbers constantly : )
160 posts
Location: Dublin City Centre


Posted:
Jaysus, two days since a reply!?

it would appear your wish is uncorruptable! Well done : )

Today's subliminal thought is : " . ; ..." that is all.


WooktasticBRONZE Member
the kicker of elves
371 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland


Posted:
You get a legitimate massage. Legitimately painful that is.

I wish for a zombie apocalypse.

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
you get your zombie apocalypse..infact you started it, too bad you dont get to enjoy the rise of man once all the idiots are out of this world.


I wish for some pizza

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
You get a pizza with a Spanky Ham sausage on it (I hope you watched Drawn Together otherwise the reference will go right overyour head)

I wish for a tennisball

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


BurdaASILVER Member
Sacrebleu
377 posts
Location: At the quiet limit, United Kingdom


Posted:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMRsxNUOt-o&NR=1


This guy hunts you for the rest of your life.



I wish for a white monkey to do my bidding

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic™ ©


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
you get a white monkey to do your bidding but he missunderstands you and spends his entire time at the auction house spending your money on junk that nobody else wants

I wish for a Moro Bar (a lot like a Mars Bar but not Mars Bar)

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
you get your Mars bar except thats what you really wanted and turns out to be a moro bar in a mars bar wrapper.


I want a pony.

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


imprettylikedrugskicking cucumbers constantly : )
160 posts
Location: Dublin City Centre


Posted:
You get your pony...Only problem is your pony wants you...And has its evil way.


I want my friends to come to amsterdam with me.

Today's subliminal thought is : " . ; ..." that is all.


Curly_SueSILVER Member
laughter is the way to get through life
179 posts
Location: Inverness, United Kingdom


Posted:
you and all your friends trot off to the damn. You were all wandering round the red light district and you spot a lovely lady wandering about. You pull her and take her back to your own place, but it turns out that she is a he and wants paying for the night

I fell down a hill once, got up then fell down it again.


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
you die.....




i wish people made wishes more.

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


WooktasticBRONZE Member
the kicker of elves
371 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland


Posted:
Everybody makes a wish.


For Poje to die


Their wishes come through.


I wish I didn't have to spend the last four acts of Othello on my ass.

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
Thru the magic of Shakespeare, you know get to spend the last 4 acts of Othello on your balls.



I wish a certain someone had interest in me

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


OldLadyWinchesterSILVER Member
stranger
14 posts
Location: Whitehorse, YT, Canada


Posted:
the certain someone has an interest.....in how much they can sell your kidneys for on the black market.

I wish my plants didnt die

a true traveller has no fixed plans and is not intent on arriving -Lao Tzu


fake teeth and glueBRONZE Member
Checking who's online, watching you!
1,972 posts
Location: somewhere, England (UK)


Posted:
they don't but intsead mutate and eat evryone.


i wish for another wish.

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


BurdaASILVER Member
Sacrebleu
377 posts
Location: At the quiet limit, United Kingdom


Posted:
You get another wish however corruption is sneaky and bides its time, the corruption of this wish is passed on. The next time you wish you shall receive a corruption rollover, and your demise shall be fully realised.



I wish FTAG would hurry up and wish already, *stamps feet impatiently*

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic™ ©


WooktasticBRONZE Member
the kicker of elves
371 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland


Posted:
FTAG wishes for BurdA to die horribly, painfully and slowly.

I wish certain people weren't LATE!

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
I agree, so from now on, everyone is ALWAYS very punctual. When someone arrives to pick you up, if your not ready you get tared and feathered and nailed. Better give yourself an extra 5 mins in the morning wook wink


I wish i could sharpen pencils with my mind.

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


OldLadyWinchesterSILVER Member
stranger
14 posts
Location: Whitehorse, YT, Canada


Posted:
you can sharpen pencils with your mind, literally a hole shows up on your forehead that turns out to be a pencil sharpener. unfortuanetly one day while showing off to kids you slip and fall and end up lobotomizing yourself.

I wish my laundry would do itself

a true traveller has no fixed plans and is not intent on arriving -Lao Tzu


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
Yer laundry does itself. All night long. Now you have a bunch of dirty, sticky, and smelly laundry lying around. ewww gross.


I wish for some coco puffs

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


fake teeth and glueBRONZE Member
Checking who's online, watching you!
1,972 posts
Location: somewhere, England (UK)


Posted:
your laundry "does" itself but is all the more dirty because of it.

i wish i had skills like skunk-fu.

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
haha i win again :P

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


WooktasticBRONZE Member
the kicker of elves
371 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland


Posted:
I give myself an extra HOUR in the morning. biggrin

Poje:
You get some coco puffs, over a ton of them. On your head.

FTAG:
You acquire skunk-fu
as for the corruption, well, it's skunk fu.

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart


BurdaASILVER Member
Sacrebleu
377 posts
Location: At the quiet limit, United Kingdom


Posted:
Due to lack of a wish the evil corruption oozes forth into your life every aspect of your existence becomes its new host. Mwahahaaa

I wish for a giant bowl and enough milk for Pojes chocolatey tomb

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic™ ©


fake teeth and glueBRONZE Member
Checking who's online, watching you!
1,972 posts
Location: somewhere, England (UK)


Posted:
you have enough milk but it is DRAGON milk and is poisonous and you get poisoned.

i wish everyone would lose.

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


la_genieBRONZE Member
member
73 posts
Location: USA


Posted:
Everyone does lose, someone or something through out their lives. Keys, loved ones, ear rings ect..

I wish i had what i need to be happy

Be aware, the evil flowers may eat your toes....
Have no friends not equal to yourself...
Feed your mind, read a book


BurdaASILVER Member
Sacrebleu
377 posts
Location: At the quiet limit, United Kingdom


Posted:
Granted, you have what what you need to be happy, but you don't know how to use it.

I wish for a hoverboard.. Biff's one with the rockets

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic™ ©


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