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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here and thought it could be a bit of fun.

Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

now lets get creative!

I wish I could fly!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


ACTSILVER Member
enthusiast
318 posts
Location: I am in a world you do not want to be, USA


Posted:
You get said muffin but realize the blueberries are really rabbit droppings.....

I wish I had Pennstar.

Don't hate me because I am different, hate me because I still think I am better then you!


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
You get your penstar but it is FAR too hot to be able to get close to never mind write with it.



I wish for a genie that grants wishes that turn out for the better.

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


ACTSILVER Member
enthusiast
318 posts
Location: I am in a world you do not want to be, USA


Posted:
You get that wish but the genie dies before you can actually get to make a wish.

I wish I had the real Pennstar helicopter wink

Don't hate me because I am different, hate me because I still think I am better then you!


JauntyJamesSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
You get it but are only moderately happy with it.

I wish I could do a better Kermit impression.

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
You do an amazing kermit impression but it's so freaky that a person can do that so you get rotten eggs thrown at you.

I was i could fly fighter jets

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


ACTSILVER Member
enthusiast
318 posts
Location: I am in a world you do not want to be, USA


Posted:
You turn into jim hensen but since he is dead you are now too.

I wish I had the BFG 9000!

Don't hate me because I am different, hate me because I still think I am better then you!


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
you get one and it backfires

I wish for a bowl of ice cream

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


BurdaASILVER Member
Sacrebleu
377 posts
Location: At the quiet limit, United Kingdom


Posted:
You get a bowl of ice cream, the worlds worst case of brainfreeze ever casts you ino a persistent vegetative state. But it was amazingly tasty.

I wish to spend a day in a cartoon.

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic™ ©


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
you spend the day in an episode of Itchy and Scratchy, Both of them team up against you and perform an amazingly hilarious kill only moments before midnight. You return to the real world and your severly dismembered body flails around for about 30 seconds before you die an agonising death.

I wish for a pleasant death.

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


ACTSILVER Member
enthusiast
318 posts
Location: I am in a world you do not want to be, USA


Posted:
You get a pleasant death but get screwed in the afterlife by the devil....

I wish I had a kitty cat with yellow green eyes.

Don't hate me because I am different, hate me because I still think I am better then you!


GeezaGOLD Member
addict
694 posts
Location: Leeds, United Kingdom


Posted:
Its an evil cat with one eye green, the other yellow

I wish to have un-corruptable wishes!

ACTSILVER Member
enthusiast
318 posts
Location: I am in a world you do not want to be, USA


Posted:
You wish is not granted because that would defeat the purpose of the game.... Do not pass go do not collect 200 dollars.... go directly to jail....

I wish I had what they had.

Don't hate me because I am different, hate me because I still think I am better then you!


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
you get it and then figure out that the black death really is no laughing matter.


I wish Churro has some posies.

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
sure why not, granted, but don't forget that you picked them and all of your matcho bloke mates now have photo's of you picking posies in your very femanine undergarments.

I wish I was a Evil God
MWA HA HA

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


BurdaASILVER Member
Sacrebleu
377 posts
Location: At the quiet limit, United Kingdom


Posted:
You are the most evil god ever..ever, but no-one believes in you.

I wish I could morph into anything I wanted

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic™ ©


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
you can morph into anthiingyou want to, you just can't morph back into anyhting that you have already been

I wish for a pot of gold

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


WooktasticBRONZE Member
the kicker of elves
371 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland


Posted:
You get it, it appears inside your liver.
I wish for my exam to come and go quickly.

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
it does and it was so quick that you didn't have time to finish the paper

I wish for somebody to corupt this wish.

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


BurdaASILVER Member
Sacrebleu
377 posts
Location: At the quiet limit, United Kingdom


Posted:
Your wish is granted, however the corruption soon spreads beyond the control of this thread, soon infiltrating every corner of HoP's forum, filling every useful article and profound discussion with absent-minded tangents and relentless sarcasm wink. Once it's work is done this all-powerful entity of corruption you unwittingly unleashed, turns to its master, and licks you repeatedly. It's really annoying and it won't stop, and it's saliva is really sticky..and gross.

I wish for a conclusion of some sort

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic™ ©


WooktasticBRONZE Member
the kicker of elves
371 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland


Posted:
Your life is concluded.

I wish this was Sparta.

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart


BurdaASILVER Member
Sacrebleu
377 posts
Location: At the quiet limit, United Kingdom


Posted:
This Is SPARTA, but you're Persian and surrounded by buffness and blades... and a seemingly bottomless pit.

I wish it was lunchtime

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic™ ©


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
it lunch time......shouldn't have forgotten your lunch at home because on this dooblax day, resturants are closed....even dennys.



i wish i had money for x-mas presents.

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
you have more money for X-mas pressies but you have no time to do your X-Mas shopping.

I wish for pipe the was never empty, filled with leagaly allowed smoking herbs *cough, cough*

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
You get it......but shortly after you lose all your motivation and watch tv and play WoW all day for the rest fo your life.....now pass that censored



I wish for a walkie talkie

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
you get a walkie talkie but everybody else dies and you have nobody to talk to

I wish for a life of luxary

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


imprettylikedrugskicking cucumbers constantly : )
160 posts
Location: Dublin City Centre


Posted:
Your granted the life of Luxury. You have the best of everything, you have to do nothing, no cooking, cleaning working or even spinning, other people even do this for you...Your life becomes meaningless and you become a manic depressive, and die, in a luxurious fashion surrounded by the best of everything.

That was a brutal corrupt a wish! Sorry!

I wish I had another 3 wish's.

Today's subliminal thought is : " . ; ..." that is all.


BurdaASILVER Member
Sacrebleu
377 posts
Location: At the quiet limit, United Kingdom


Posted:
You have another three wishes. Unfortunately in this realm, where wishes tend to turn on their masters with tragic results, this is no good thing.

Your first wish leaves you with considerably less sandwiches than you'd like. Your second wish eats what few sandwiches are left and drinks your smoothie, and your third wish calmly walks up to you and hits you square in the gnuts.. with a hammer. And with that, they were gone.


I wish for something better to do.

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic™ ©


MeeshkaBRONZE Member
newbie
13 posts
Location: USA


Posted:
You get addicted to Heroin.

I really wish I was a master chef.

DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
you become a master chef but due to a horrific accident you lose your sence of taste

I wish for a hang drum

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


burningoftheclaveySILVER Member
lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
926 posts
Location: over yonder, New Zealand


Posted:
you get the drum beaten for you...as youre being hanged from the gallows!

i wish for a rabbit hole to another world in my back garden

on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

Owned by Brenn smile


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