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Location: without class distinction, Aus...
Total posts: 13215
Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.
eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"
now lets get creative!
I wish I could fly!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
GOLD Member since May 2001
HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Total posts: 13920
I wish I could figure out where my friend is...
-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura
SILVER Member since May 2007
Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA
Total posts: 3597
I wish i had razor blades for finger tips.
O.B.E.S.E.
Owned by Mynci!
GOLD Member since May 2001
HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Total posts: 13920
I wish it wasn't getting chilly out.
-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura
BRONZE Member since Nov 2005
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand
Total posts: 1965
I wish i had an Oz, that would be an imperial mesurement of weight and not an Australian or a somewhat suspect wizard that hides behind curtains waiting for young girls.
May my balls of fire set your balls on fire 
GOLD Member since May 2001
HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Total posts: 13920
I wish I hadn't eaten that cheddar cheese, onion, lettuce, and tomato sammich last night.
-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura
i wish level 70 could come faster >.<
DEAD FREEDOM
if you've forgotten how to scream, then scream here and live here
i wish taht my dog would stop humping peoples legs
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Yo Yo Yo motherfcukers
DeleteDEAD FREEDOM
if you've forgotten how to scream, then scream here and live here
SILVER Member since May 2007
Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA
Total posts: 3597
I wish i had a Sausage McMuffin with egg
O.B.E.S.E.
Owned by Mynci!
SILVER Member since Jul 2007
Sacrebleu
Location: At the quiet limit, United Kin...
Total posts: 377
I wish high street food could be fast and tasty
Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic
I wish i could go on a strike as a bookseller as well.
I had to beat him to death with his own shoes... but that's another story all together.
Deletefood in the high street gets so tasty that you have to queue all your lunch time to get some and by the time you get to order you have to go back to work.
and now again my wish. I wish i could go on a strike as a bookseller.
I had to beat him to death with his own shoes... but that's another story all together.
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Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA
Total posts: 3597
I wish i had a business card.
O.B.E.S.E.
Owned by Mynci!
GOLD Member since May 2001
HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Total posts: 13920
I wish my daily commute was less of a pain in the a$$
-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura
GOLD Member since Jan 2005
Teacher, Dancer, Artist, and General Smartass
Location: Portland, OR, USA
Total posts: 149
was that too far?I wish to not get sunburned this weekend, this first sunny hot Oregon weekend...
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GOLD Member since May 2001
HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Total posts: 13920
was that too far?I don't know. You didn't finish.
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I wish to not get sunburned this weekend, this first sunny hot Oregon weekend...
You fall ill and spend the weekend in bed with a horrible flu that goes away on Monday morning. Thus, you get no sun exposure at all.
I wish people weren't flakes and returned phone calls.
-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura
BRONZE Member since Nov 2005
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand
Total posts: 1965
I wish I had a pet Triceratops that was housebroken.
May my balls of fire set your balls on fire
I wish futurama was running new episodes.
I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old chevy nova it'll light up the night sky!
DeleteBRONZE Member since Nov 2005
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand
Total posts: 1965
I wish it was legal to smoke pot.
May my balls of fire set your balls on fire
BRONZE Member since Jan 2006
nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls., Engla...
Total posts: 756
I wish I was better at making decisions.
THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!
If that's okay with you?
SILVER Member since May 2007
Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA
Total posts: 3597
I WISH LIFE WAS IN CAPS.
O.B.E.S.E.
Owned by Mynci!
GOLD Member since May 2001
HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Total posts: 13920
I wish there was a magic medicine that made all itching stop and all crazy people sane at the same time.
-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura
SILVER Member since May 2007
Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA
Total posts: 3597
Here ya go Doc, this is my own formula, 70% LSD, 10% Bonds medicated foot powder, and 20% my own special ingredient.
Should work out for you, the only side effect is this thing that happens....kinda like ED except yer junk falls off. Women lose their nipples and 60% of breast mass.
I wish this itch would go away....
O.B.E.S.E.
Owned by Mynci!
GOLD Member since May 2001
HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Total posts: 13920
I wish this headache would stop.
-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura
SILVER Member since Mar 2005
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
Location: Bali, Australia
Total posts: 4030
I wish I woke up feeling like I'd had some sleep.
.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....
DeleteGOLD Member since May 2001
HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Total posts: 13920
I wish the man who should become my husband wasn't moving away.
-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura
BRONZE Member since Nov 2005
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand
Total posts: 1965
I wish for somebody to tell me a joke that isn't very funny.
May my balls of fire set your balls on fire
SILVER Member since Mar 2005
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
Location: Bali, Australia
Total posts: 4030
I wish I was asleep already.
.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....
DeleteI wish that i had faster internet
Yo Yo Yo motherfcukers
DeleteSILVER Member since May 2007
Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA
Total posts: 3597
I wish i had a yummy burrito
O.B.E.S.E.
Owned by Mynci!
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