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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here and thought it could be a bit of fun.

Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

now lets get creative!

I wish I could fly!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


rin_666SILVER Member
enthusiast
223 posts
Location: cambridge, United Kingdom


Posted:
you have a dollar but it's made out of paper that secretes poison!!!

I wish my mate would get in contact with me about visiting

rin_666SILVER Member
enthusiast
223 posts
Location: cambridge, United Kingdom


Posted:
....are dollars made out of paper?

Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
a type of paper but that leaves the question, how can an inanimate object secrete?

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
Hm, good question, it generally needs to be a statue of the virgin Mary to work. And it helps if it's in some highly gullible village.

I wish I had a real brain.

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
You get one but it's the brain of a lemming and you jump to your death.

I wish my car battery hadn't gone flat.

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


jcrsGOLD Member
the floor is a sea of tigers...
404 posts

Posted:
your battery isn't flat, but it's on fire



I wish i had a decent wish to wish for

HikkaisPuppetmember
185 posts
Location: Dark side of the moon


Posted:
Your car battery did they opposite, and the power it inserted into the car made it go extremely fast and you fly off the edge of a cliff.

I wish Amy would leave me alone.

Mata Ashita!

Time...Line?? Time isn't made of lines! It's made of circles! That's why clocks are ROUND.


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
she does and so does everybody else dooming you to spend your life alone.

I wish my boy would stop harrasing me for help with Sonic Heros

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


MagsKatBRONZE Member
Don't feed her cookies
113 posts
Location: Surrey side, United Kingdom


Posted:
your go deaf and blind and therefore have no idea that you are being harrassed


i wish my ex wasn't so dam attractive

Formally known as kat224

We are not friends.. we never were.. but if i was part of your life then i thank you


natasqiaddict
489 posts
Location: Perth


Posted:
Your ex has facial surgery and is suddenly very ugly!
Sadly, the fashion of the world turns to 'derelict' and ugly is the new attractive! You are now a recluse...

------------

I wish my partner would stay with me while I am studying for exams...

_Poiboy_PLATINUM Member
bastard child of satan
1,113 posts
Location: Raanana, Israel


Posted:
you get your ... but it kills you.

I wish for a new staff

Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
you get a new staff, 423 people working below you, have fun.


I wish i had the perfect girl and we lived happily ever after.

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


JauntyJamesSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
You both have long and happy lives together. Happy for a comatose couple anyway. Eventually your families decide to pull the plug and harvest your organs, but you get to spend a couple years with your new girlfriend in the hospital before that happens.

I wish I didn't have scoliosis.

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
You get something worse, and even harder to spell.

I wish I had some of my favourite chocolate... mm..

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


HikkaisPuppetmember
185 posts
Location: Dark side of the moon


Posted:
You get your favourite chocolate...the last bit in the world and the last bit they are intending n making. You eat it, and enjoy it, but chocolate lovers hunt you down, cut open your stomache and find the remains of the chocolate.

I wish Supernatural would come out tonight instead of Monday.

Mata Ashita!

Time...Line?? Time isn't made of lines! It's made of circles! That's why clocks are ROUND.


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
It does but you fall asleep coz you've been up for over 48 hrs waiting in anticipation.

I wish I could get that fwd BTB 3bt tidy

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
you do, so tidy infact EVERYONE starts asking you about it, you tell them you got it so tidy by making a wish and everyone thinks yer lame, no one talks to you anymore, you become a total recluse.




I wish my driverside window would work again and not be stuck all the way down.

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


WooktasticBRONZE Member
the kicker of elves
371 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland


Posted:
It winds up, but too far and goes through the top of the door.

I wish so many of the corruptions didn't involve people becoming recluses.

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
Now most of the corruptions involve death.
(honestly, i thought death was getting a bit old)


I wish i can go to San Fran next month

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


Fireinamember
143 posts
Location: Broomfield, Colorado


Posted:
You got to SF, but the Hippies kill you with the patchouli/lack of bath stink.

I wish for nobody to cancell their inteviews tomorrow and for Diego to be a happy little Director.

"Watch those explosions in the sky and you'll go blind, but not this time. Will you live in hope or dark desire? What can I say? F*ck love give me fire." ~Cities Of Night by Blaqk Audio (Davey Havok)

Proudly MCRmy


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
You get your wish but the latst person you see that day goes all columbine on you





I wish I had a pet bearded dragon called fluffy.

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
you pet a bearded dragon named fluffy, it bites you.



I wish fire tasted better.

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


MagsKatBRONZE Member
Don't feed her cookies
113 posts
Location: Surrey side, United Kingdom


Posted:
It does but only to you and it's all you eat.. you end up alone with fire breath!

I wish my boss would give me my job back when i return from travelling

Formally known as kat224

We are not friends.. we never were.. but if i was part of your life then i thank you


HikkaisPuppetmember
185 posts
Location: Dark side of the moon


Posted:
You return from travelling and he gives you back your job, but he's given you the wrong one and you end up getting negative $12 an hour for all the supplies you have to buy out of your money.

Mata Ashita!

Time...Line?? Time isn't made of lines! It's made of circles! That's why clocks are ROUND.


Fireinamember
143 posts
Location: Broomfield, Colorado


Posted:
As you have no wish, I simply corrupt the air around you and you suffocate. That's what you get for not making a wish, HA!

I wish I could decide wether to go to the Marquis or to Leela tonight.

"Watch those explosions in the sky and you'll go blind, but not this time. Will you live in hope or dark desire? What can I say? F*ck love give me fire." ~Cities Of Night by Blaqk Audio (Davey Havok)

Proudly MCRmy


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
you decide, and its the wrong choice, you die.



i wish i dont die or end up lonely

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


JauntyJamesSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
Due to the grammatical ambiguity of your wish, the second option comes true and you end up lonely, and eventually die.

I'm kind of wishing I hadn't breathed in while eating fire earlier today.

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
you didn't breath in fire today instead you set you hair and face on fire

(BTW inhaling flame/fumes can be very bad for you 90% of the time so if you get any worse go and see a doctor and read about what happened to Pele)

I wish George W Bush was a pacifist

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


HikkaisPuppetmember
185 posts
Location: Dark side of the moon


Posted:
He reads this, but he deciphers the word 'pacifist' wrong and becomes a paedophile.

I wish life had checkpoints.

Mata Ashita!

Time...Line?? Time isn't made of lines! It's made of circles! That's why clocks are ROUND.


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
A large military checkpoint is built outside your house, making it impossible for you to get in or out without an ID check and full body search.
Then hippies start protesting against the obvious injustice by chaining themselves to your fence, thus making it totally impossible for you to get in or out. After a few weeks, you run out of food, and get so thin you no longer resemble your ID, so get detained at the checkpoint, and spend the rest of your life in an offshore detention centre trying to prove your identity.


I wish I could kill this thread.

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


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