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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here and thought it could be a bit of fun.

Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

now lets get creative!

I wish I could fly!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
You get a better job, you know manually censored bulls for artificial Insemination.




I wish i never have to do that in my life.

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


Posted:
You never have to do THAT in your life but you end up having work in a chicken factory checking the sex of the birds.

I wish I may I wish I might have this wish come true tonight..... I wish the world as we know it crumbles and dies and the only ones left are a sub species of human that closely resembles a cockroach.

Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
All of that happens too bad you arnt around to see it.



I wish i had french toast

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


Fireinamember
143 posts
Location: Broomfield, Colorado


Posted:
You have french toast...but sadly it is a frenchman who has been roasted on a spit and now everybody in France is mobbing to kill you for eating one of their countrymen. Their main weapons are cow trebuchets and rediculously silly taunts.

I wish I was a touring rockstar with many adoring fans.

"Watch those explosions in the sky and you'll go blind, but not this time. Will you live in hope or dark desire? What can I say? F*ck love give me fire." ~Cities Of Night by Blaqk Audio (Davey Havok)

Proudly MCRmy


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
unfortunatly, i can't grant that wish, moral dilemma, hope you understand.

....ummm wasnt it YOU who brought up the american stereotype topic? :P

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


HikkaisPuppetmember
185 posts
Location: Dark side of the moon


Posted:
I wish poje had the brains to have a wish that I could corrupt so this thread could go on. biggrin

Mata Ashita!

Time...Line?? Time isn't made of lines! It's made of circles! That's why clocks are ROUND.


Posted:
Well thats calling the kettle black..... hehe

I wish I had a better computer.

JauntyJamesSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
Oh, this is way too easy. Your new super-computer goes totally HAL 9000 on you.

I wish I knew how to craft neon signs.

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


Posted:
You learn how to craft neon signs but break one in the process filling the air with gas and glass shards. Your body recks havok on you and the glass creates sore that never heal.

I wish my computer didnt go HAL 9000.

Fireinamember
143 posts
Location: Broomfield, Colorado


Posted:
Since I have to corrupt this wish, it's pretty obvious that it still goes HAL 9000 on you.

I wish I didn't have to go pee right now.

"Watch those explosions in the sky and you'll go blind, but not this time. Will you live in hope or dark desire? What can I say? F*ck love give me fire." ~Cities Of Night by Blaqk Audio (Davey Havok)

Proudly MCRmy


Invader XanSILVER Member
Your friendly neighbourhood mad scientist
479 posts
Location: Over the hills and far away, United Kingdom


Posted:
Well I suppose you don't really have to go... But you'd probably have to clean up the mess. tongue


I wish I had a handful of magic beans!

"Love the art in yourself and not yourself in the art."
--Konstantin Stanislavisky


HikkaisPuppetmember
185 posts
Location: Dark side of the moon


Posted:
You get a handful of amgic beans, but forget this wish and eat them. Then some foreign spiky plant grows in your body and takes over your mind. It kills all of your loved ones and deletes your HoP account (Oh noes!) Then when you have control over your body again...well you can guess the rest.

I wish my hair would self dry.

Mata Ashita!

Time...Line?? Time isn't made of lines! It's made of circles! That's why clocks are ROUND.


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
Your hair gets so good at drying, it starts actually drying the surrounding area.. and you turn Australia into even more of a desert than it already is, before being lynched by an angry mob.

I wish I had a pet, non-vampire duck.

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


JonnyRokBRONZE Member
Look! I'm Darth Bunny!
446 posts
Location: Sunny South Africa


Posted:
You get a pet duck, which turns out to be a zombie.

I wish for cake

Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Yo ho fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
You get poo cake.

Thanks for the Zombie duck, I secretly wanted one biggrin

I wish it would stop raining, I'm all soggy.

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
It stops raining. It starts to hail.

I wish that I had a silver pocketwatch with a moonphase indicator calibrated to the southern hemisphear

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


UnclassifiedLeggyGirlBRONZE Member
One day penguins will take over the world
916 posts
Location: Derby, United Kingdom


Posted:
you have a silver pocketwatch with a moonphase indicator calibrated to the southern hemisphere, but i stamp on it and it breaks into a thousand tiny pieces biggrin

i wish i didn't have a headache

ummmm...........anybody have any suggestions as to what i can put here?!

mjk is monitoring your interwebs!


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
your headache spreads to your entire body and you ache all over... FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY!!!!!!!!!!

I wish I had pots and pots full of gold

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile


UnclassifiedLeggyGirlBRONZE Member
One day penguins will take over the world
916 posts
Location: Derby, United Kingdom


Posted:
you have pots and pots full of gold.... fools gold!

thats what you get for making me ache tongue

i wish i could go home

ummmm...........anybody have any suggestions as to what i can put here?!

mjk is monitoring your interwebs!


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
you go home to find out one of yer toys spontaniously cumbusted, burning yer once beautiful home into....well not so much any more.



I wish i may.

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


Fireinamember
143 posts
Location: Broomfield, Colorado


Posted:
Oops, I said the wish spell wrong and now you're just left wishing you might do something random such as crawl on all fours for the rest of eternity.

I wish my hands wern't so freakin cold!

"Watch those explosions in the sky and you'll go blind, but not this time. Will you live in hope or dark desire? What can I say? F*ck love give me fire." ~Cities Of Night by Blaqk Audio (Davey Havok)

Proudly MCRmy


JauntyJamesSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
Your hands are on fire.

I wish that obsidian was white.

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


Mr MajestikSILVER Member
coming to a country near you
4,693 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
obsidian was white, but over time it faded to an off cream....it just wasnt the same.

i wish i could cease the existance of time at will.

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
You do, but you can't start it again...

I wish I had a large cake of cream

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile


UnclassifiedLeggyGirlBRONZE Member
One day penguins will take over the world
916 posts
Location: Derby, United Kingdom


Posted:
you have a large cake of cream, but it falls off the table and splatters all over the floor, where a random dog comes by and licks it all up.

i wish my cat was alive

ummmm...........anybody have any suggestions as to what i can put here?!

mjk is monitoring your interwebs!


PhaiGOLD Member
member
113 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
You receive said cake, in the traditional clown stunt of throwing cream cake at a person's face.



I wish this wish was incorruptible. Ha!

UnclassifiedLeggyGirlBRONZE Member
One day penguins will take over the world
916 posts
Location: Derby, United Kingdom


Posted:
the wish is incorruptible.... but you wait for something to happen (since is what usually happens when one makes a wish) and you die of old age

same wish as above

ummmm...........anybody have any suggestions as to what i can put here?!

mjk is monitoring your interwebs!


rin_666SILVER Member
enthusiast
223 posts
Location: cambridge, United Kingdom


Posted:
you're cat comes back from the dead and creates a zombie cat army and takes over the world enslvaing all of humanity.

I wish I remembered sociology

Posted:
You remember sociology but forget your own name.

I wish I had breakfast.

Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
you had breakfast, mmmm left over cream corn and soggy bacon.



I wish i had a dollar

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


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