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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon
Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here and thought it could be a bit of fun.

Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

now lets get creative!

I wish I could fly!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Wooktastic
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Wooktastic
the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin

Total posts: 371
Posted:The sun never sets.

I wish the moon was always out

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart

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Fire_Moose
SILVER Member since May 2007

Fire_Moose
Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ

Total posts: 3597
Posted:While you sleep i inject you with some morphine and go to work, I flip yer eye lids up and tattoo my ass onto the inside, then i install a nice little light in there that wont turn off or break, muahahhaha


I wish my girlfriend wanted to share other girls.

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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hamamelis
BRONZE Member since Jan 2006

hamamelis
nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.

Total posts: 756
Posted:Your girlfriend turns cannibal. However, she is perfectly willing to share...

By the way.. my last wish was insufficiently corrupted.. as I would be going home.. Therefore, I win! :P


I wish I could get a huggable pet while backpacking, that would not die, kill anyone or cause problems at customs.

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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BurdaA
SILVER Member since Jul 2007

BurdaA
Sacrebleu
Location: At the quiet limit

Total posts: 377
Posted:You receive an ewok capable of morphing into everyday luggage items. Thus making your passage through customs problem free. However when you reach baggage claim at your destination, the poor little fella has been sent to the wrong airport. After several hours on a conveyor belt in Prague, he emerges, confused. Once out of the airport, the local authorities are soon alerted to his presence and he spends the rest of his full life in captivity, alone. pretty harsh



I wish for something pretty...and nice

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic

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Phai
GOLD Member since Jan 2007

member


Total posts: 113
Posted:I turn up at your door wink . And demand bed, board and all paid living expenses. Your cash flow dries up and you are forced to move into a tent picketed on the grass verge on the highway.


I wish for Prince Charming tied to my bed.

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BurdaA
SILVER Member since Jul 2007

BurdaA
Sacrebleu
Location: At the quiet limit

Total posts: 377
Posted:I am instantly tied to your bed umm. A fate worse than death biggrin

I wish for breakfast, I guess omelette

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic

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thombre
GOLD Member since Oct 2006

member
Location: Nottingham

Total posts: 74
Posted:An omelette appears, but an omelette so large that its gravitational pull causes the whole world to implode.

I wish I had a new car

Buy gerbils cos you can't spin with hamsters

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DarkFyre
BRONZE Member since Nov 2005

DarkFyre
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North

Total posts: 1965
Posted:you get a Skoda

I wish my inlaws wern't coming round.

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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BurdaA
SILVER Member since Jul 2007

BurdaA
Sacrebleu
Location: At the quiet limit

Total posts: 377
Posted:Your inlaws aren't coming around, they're moving in!

I wish for a day at the fair/theme park, a really good one.

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic

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DarkFyre
BRONZE Member since Nov 2005

DarkFyre
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North

Total posts: 1965
Posted:You have a great day at the fair but you crash into a cop car on your way home

I wish for world peace

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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=Flashpoint=
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

=Flashpoint=
Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs...

Total posts: 2719
Posted:Everyone stops fighting, but we all get bored and start picking on the dolphins. Which is bad.

I wish I had a chocolate sofa

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile

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BurdaA
SILVER Member since Jul 2007

BurdaA
Sacrebleu
Location: At the quiet limit

Total posts: 377
Posted:You had a chocolate sofa, but I ate it.

I wish my job was fun

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic

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TehToast
SILVER Member since Nov 2007

TehToast
Member
Location: North Carolina

Total posts: 13
Posted:(I always do these rather harsh)
Granted, but you are stocking boxes on the shelves and a guy walks up wanting to buy a copy of Halo 3. You get it from the counter and he realizes that he doesn't have the money to pay for it. So he grabs your head, bashes it through the glass causing shards of glass to impale both of your eyes and other parts of your face. Then after that he jumps over the counter, kicks you back into the wall, and rams a knife through your skull causing you to scream out in pain. Then he takes you a hand gun and shoots you in the face three times, you drop dead to the floor. Thirty seconds later two of your co workers try to aprehend (sp) him but he shoots them all dead then gets away with a free copy of Halo 3.

I wish my poi came to my house today.

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burningoftheclavey
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

burningoftheclavey
lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
Location: over yonder

Total posts: 926
Posted:they do, but the postman does exactly what that crazy customer did to burdaA, except instead of a counter its the window on your door, and instead of a wall its a wall of 12" nails. Also he doesnt run away with halo 3 but he does toss your new poi casually in the dustbin on his way out, with only your body and a trail of bloody footprints to show he was ever there...

i wish for inspiration

on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

Owned by Brenn smile

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Mr Majestik
SILVER Member since Mar 2004

Mr Majestik
coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear

Total posts: 4693
Posted:and you get it. inspiration to open a refugee help organisation. only then your board of directors swindle all the donations into swiss bank accounts and implicate you as the founder. you spend the next 18 years in gaol.

i wish for a great summer holiday.

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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BurdaA
SILVER Member since Jul 2007

BurdaA
Sacrebleu
Location: At the quiet limit

Total posts: 377
Posted:You get a great summer holiday, you relax and feel vastly recuperated. However upon returning from said vacation, you find all your most prized and personal possessions stolen. Not-so-coincidentally, all the possessions you cared for least or were soon to discard have been left, broken to pieces, hidden all over your house. Wierd huh? You have been hit by the Possession Police.

I wish I was a real boy

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic

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OldLadyWinchester
SILVER Member since Feb 2007

OldLadyWinchester
stranger
Location: Whitehorse, YT, Canada

Total posts: 14
Posted:granted,but your boy parts are only on loan.

i wish i had an everlasting gobstopper

a true traveller has no fixed plans and is not intent on arriving -Lao Tzu

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hamamelis
BRONZE Member since Jan 2006

hamamelis
nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.

Total posts: 756
Posted:It is truly everlasting. Unfortunately, you can't actually ever take it out your mouth, so can't eat abything else but soup for the rest of your days.

I wish I had a clue what I was doing.

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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burningoftheclavey
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

burningoftheclavey
lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
Location: over yonder

Total posts: 926
Posted:you do. unfortunately noone else does...!

I wish i could touch the sky

on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

Owned by Brenn smile

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Red_RaveN
GOLD Member since Jun 2003

Neo - Hippie
Location: Sala, Slovakia

Total posts: 358
Posted:the sky falls down on you and crushes you underneath.

I wish I had a blessed wand of wishing!

Smile.. It confuses people..:)

Wonders never cease as long as you never cease to wonder.

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OldLadyWinchester
SILVER Member since Feb 2007

OldLadyWinchester
stranger
Location: Whitehorse, YT, Canada

Total posts: 14
Posted:granted,but whatever you wish for comes out in zombie form i.e wish for turkey sandwich,get a zombie turkey sandwich.

I wish my feet didnt hurt

a true traveller has no fixed plans and is not intent on arriving -Lao Tzu

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BurdaA
SILVER Member since Jul 2007

BurdaA
Sacrebleu
Location: At the quiet limit

Total posts: 377
Posted:Your feet are removed painlessly.

I wish I could speak any language I wanted to at will.

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic

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Mako


Mako
member


Total posts: 53
Posted:You speak your chosen languages...but Will is deaf and blind and cannot understand.

I wish my shift was over

If a tree falls in a forest with no one to witness it...do the other trees laugh?

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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted:Your shift is over, but you don't get paid for the unworked time, and therefore you are unable to have funding for the final piece of your time machine and as a result you can no longer go back in time and save Christmas.

You also stub your toe really hard out of frustration ubblol


I wish for it to remain sunny this weekend!

ॐ

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy

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Mako


Mako
member


Total posts: 53
Posted:It remains sunny this weekend but rains for every weekend here after!

I wish I had ice cream

If a tree falls in a forest with no one to witness it...do the other trees laugh?

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hamamelis
BRONZE Member since Jan 2006

hamamelis
nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.

Total posts: 756
Posted:You are forced- at gunpoint- to drive the icecream van I had in Brisbane round, playing the same stupid music over and over and over until you go insane, or crash, or kill the boss and get arrested..
*gibbers slightly*


Um.. I wish I could do the fwd btb weave well..

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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OldLadyWinchester
SILVER Member since Feb 2007

OldLadyWinchester
stranger
Location: Whitehorse, YT, Canada

Total posts: 14
Posted:you master the move,but forget everything else youve ever learned to do with poi.

I wish i could breathe underwater

a true traveller has no fixed plans and is not intent on arriving -Lao Tzu

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Mako


Mako
member


Total posts: 53
Posted:you can breathe underwater, but lose the ability to breathe on land. Also your breath smells so no fish will be friends with you...how lonely frown


I wish I had a lilac pony

If a tree falls in a forest with no one to witness it...do the other trees laugh?

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BurdaA
SILVER Member since Jul 2007

BurdaA
Sacrebleu
Location: At the quiet limit

Total posts: 377
Posted:You receive a lilac pony...and it can talk...bonus!! But it's racist

I wish for an orange mocha frappuccino

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic

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DarkFyre
BRONZE Member since Nov 2005

DarkFyre
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North

Total posts: 1965
Posted:you get you horrid coffee thing only to discover that you have developed a severe alergic reaction to oranges

I wish I had a home of my own coz I'm sick of renting

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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