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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here and thought it could be a bit of fun.

Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

now lets get creative!

I wish I could fly!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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rin_666
rin_666

enthusiast
Location: cambridge
Member Since: 30th Jul 2006
Total posts: 223
Posted:you have a dollar but it's made out of paper that secretes poison!!!

I wish my mate would get in contact with me about visiting


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rin_666
rin_666

enthusiast
Location: cambridge
Member Since: 30th Jul 2006
Total posts: 223
Posted:....are dollars made out of paper?

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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:a type of paper but that leaves the question, how can an inanimate object secrete?

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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hamamelis
hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.
Member Since: 5th Jan 2006
Total posts: 756
Posted:Hm, good question, it generally needs to be a statue of the virgin Mary to work. And it helps if it's in some highly gullible village.

I wish I had a real brain.


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:You get one but it's the brain of a lemming and you jump to your death.

I wish my car battery hadn't gone flat.


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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The Misguided Oracle
The Misguided Oracle

the floor is a sea of tigers...
Location: Brisvegas
Member Since: 31st Aug 2005
Total posts: 404
Posted:your battery isn't flat, but it's on fire



I wish i had a decent wish to wish for


"My body is a well tuned machine... It just needs a competent driver." - ?

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HikkaisPuppet
HikkaisPuppet

member
Location: Dark side of the moon
Member Since: 24th Sep 2007
Total posts: 185
Posted:Your car battery did they opposite, and the power it inserted into the car made it go extremely fast and you fly off the edge of a cliff.

I wish Amy would leave me alone.


Mata Ashita!

Time...Line?? Time isn't made of lines! It's made of circles! That's why clocks are ROUND.

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DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:she does and so does everybody else dooming you to spend your life alone.

I wish my boy would stop harrasing me for help with Sonic Heros


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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MagsKat
MagsKat

Don't feed her cookies
Location: Surrey side
Member Since: 22nd Aug 2007
Total posts: 113
Posted:your go deaf and blind and therefore have no idea that you are being harrassed


i wish my ex wasn't so dam attractive


Formally known as kat224

We are not friends.. we never were.. but if i was part of your life then i thank you

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natasqi
natasqi

addict
Location: Perth
Member Since: 4th Jul 2007
Total posts: 489
Posted:Your ex has facial surgery and is suddenly very ugly!
Sadly, the fashion of the world turns to 'derelict' and ugly is the new attractive! You are now a recluse...

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I wish my partner would stay with me while I am studying for exams...


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_Poiboy_
_Poiboy_

bastard child of satan
Location: Raanana, Israel
Member Since: 12th Jan 2004
Total posts: 1113
Posted:you get your ... but it kills you.

I wish for a new staff


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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:you get a new staff, 423 people working below you, have fun.


I wish i had the perfect girl and we lived happily ever after.


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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JauntyJames
JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Member Since: 22nd Dec 2004
Total posts: 3533
Posted:You both have long and happy lives together. Happy for a comatose couple anyway. Eventually your families decide to pull the plug and harvest your organs, but you get to spend a couple years with your new girlfriend in the hospital before that happens.

I wish I didn't have scoliosis.


-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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hamamelis
hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.
Member Since: 5th Jan 2006
Total posts: 756
Posted:You get something worse, and even harder to spell.

I wish I had some of my favourite chocolate... mm..


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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HikkaisPuppet
HikkaisPuppet

member
Location: Dark side of the moon
Member Since: 24th Sep 2007
Total posts: 185
Posted:You get your favourite chocolate...the last bit in the world and the last bit they are intending n making. You eat it, and enjoy it, but chocolate lovers hunt you down, cut open your stomache and find the remains of the chocolate.

I wish Supernatural would come out tonight instead of Monday.


Mata Ashita!

Time...Line?? Time isn't made of lines! It's made of circles! That's why clocks are ROUND.

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DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:It does but you fall asleep coz you've been up for over 48 hrs waiting in anticipation.

I wish I could get that fwd BTB 3bt tidy


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:you do, so tidy infact EVERYONE starts asking you about it, you tell them you got it so tidy by making a wish and everyone thinks yer lame, no one talks to you anymore, you become a total recluse.




I wish my driverside window would work again and not be stuck all the way down.


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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Wooktastic
Wooktastic

the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin
Member Since: 10th Jan 2007
Total posts: 371
Posted:It winds up, but too far and goes through the top of the door.

I wish so many of the corruptions didn't involve people becoming recluses.


Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart

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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:Now most of the corruptions involve death.
(honestly, i thought death was getting a bit old)


I wish i can go to San Fran next month


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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Fireina
member
Location: Broomfield, Colorado
Member Since: 14th Aug 2007
Total posts: 143
Posted:You got to SF, but the Hippies kill you with the patchouli/lack of bath stink.

I wish for nobody to cancell their inteviews tomorrow and for Diego to be a happy little Director.


"Watch those explosions in the sky and you'll go blind, but not this time. Will you live in hope or dark desire? What can I say? F*ck love give me fire." ~Cities Of Night by Blaqk Audio (Davey Havok)

Proudly MCRmy

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DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:You get your wish but the latst person you see that day goes all columbine on you





I wish I had a pet bearded dragon called fluffy.


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:you pet a bearded dragon named fluffy, it bites you.



I wish fire tasted better.


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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MagsKat
MagsKat

Don't feed her cookies
Location: Surrey side
Member Since: 22nd Aug 2007
Total posts: 113
Posted:It does but only to you and it's all you eat.. you end up alone with fire breath!

I wish my boss would give me my job back when i return from travelling


Formally known as kat224

We are not friends.. we never were.. but if i was part of your life then i thank you

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HikkaisPuppet
HikkaisPuppet

member
Location: Dark side of the moon
Member Since: 24th Sep 2007
Total posts: 185
Posted:You return from travelling and he gives you back your job, but he's given you the wrong one and you end up getting negative $12 an hour for all the supplies you have to buy out of your money.

Mata Ashita!

Time...Line?? Time isn't made of lines! It's made of circles! That's why clocks are ROUND.

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Fireina
member
Location: Broomfield, Colorado
Member Since: 14th Aug 2007
Total posts: 143
Posted:As you have no wish, I simply corrupt the air around you and you suffocate. That's what you get for not making a wish, HA!

I wish I could decide wether to go to the Marquis or to Leela tonight.


"Watch those explosions in the sky and you'll go blind, but not this time. Will you live in hope or dark desire? What can I say? F*ck love give me fire." ~Cities Of Night by Blaqk Audio (Davey Havok)

Proudly MCRmy

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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:you decide, and its the wrong choice, you die.



i wish i dont die or end up lonely


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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JauntyJames
JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Member Since: 22nd Dec 2004
Total posts: 3533
Posted:Due to the grammatical ambiguity of your wish, the second option comes true and you end up lonely, and eventually die.

I'm kind of wishing I hadn't breathed in while eating fire earlier today.


-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:you didn't breath in fire today instead you set you hair and face on fire

(BTW inhaling flame/fumes can be very bad for you 90% of the time so if you get any worse go and see a doctor and read about what happened to Pele)

I wish George W Bush was a pacifist


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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HikkaisPuppet
HikkaisPuppet

member
Location: Dark side of the moon
Member Since: 24th Sep 2007
Total posts: 185
Posted:He reads this, but he deciphers the word 'pacifist' wrong and becomes a paedophile.

I wish life had checkpoints.


Mata Ashita!

Time...Line?? Time isn't made of lines! It's made of circles! That's why clocks are ROUND.

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hamamelis
hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.
Member Since: 5th Jan 2006
Total posts: 756
Posted:A large military checkpoint is built outside your house, making it impossible for you to get in or out without an ID check and full body search.
Then hippies start protesting against the obvious injustice by chaining themselves to your fence, thus making it totally impossible for you to get in or out. After a few weeks, you run out of food, and get so thin you no longer resemble your ID, so get detained at the checkpoint, and spend the rest of your life in an offshore detention centre trying to prove your identity.


I wish I could kill this thread.


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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