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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here and thought it could be a bit of fun.

Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

now lets get creative!

I wish I could fly!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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DarkFyre
BRONZE Member since Nov 2005

DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North

Total posts: 1965
Posted:Your wish is granted but popular demand revives the thread again

I wish for telepathic/telekinetic powers


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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Posted:You accidentally make the moon crash down onto your head.



I wish I had six fingers on each hand.


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MagsKat
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

MagsKat

Don't feed her cookies
Location: Surrey side

Total posts: 113
Posted:you grown another finger on each hand.. you get bored and are soon unimpressed by your additional digits

I wish i had someone to go to this gig with tonight


Formally known as kat224

We are not friends.. we never were.. but if i was part of your life then i thank you

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HikkaisPuppet


HikkaisPuppet

member
Location: Dark side of the moon

Total posts: 185
Posted:You go with MEEEE, but because I'm so CRAZY we both get arrested and put in padded rooms for the rest of our lives.

I wish I had a really pretty new dress.


Mata Ashita!

Time...Line?? Time isn't made of lines! It's made of circles! That's why clocks are ROUND.

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MagsKat
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

MagsKat

Don't feed her cookies
Location: Surrey side

Total posts: 113
Posted:cab we spin in the padded rooms? if so i'm happy

you get your pretty new dress and wear it to the gig with me.. and hence we have both just been sections you will wear the dress until then end of your days!

i wish for a blue smartie ( i hate that nestle got rid of them)


Formally known as kat224

We are not friends.. we never were.. but if i was part of your life then i thank you

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Wooktastic
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Wooktastic

the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin

Total posts: 371
Posted:You get a blue smarty. However it is blue because of mould rather than colourings.

I wish for breakfast.


Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart

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JauntyJames
SILVER Member since Dec 2004

JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA

Total posts: 3533
Posted:You are breakfast.

I wish I had scissors that won't get gummed up by duct tape.


-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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Fire_Moose
SILVER Member since May 2007

Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ

Total posts: 3597
Posted:you get your sissors that wont get gummed up with duct tape, but the do how ever get duct taped up with your gums.


i wish i knew what was going on.


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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Wooktastic
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Wooktastic

the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin

Total posts: 371
Posted:You discover what is going on and it turns out to all be an elaborate way of making you lose the game.

I wish I hadn't just lost the game.


Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart

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Deamon_Llama
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Deamon_Llama

member
Location: Melbourne

Total posts: 78
Posted:You didn't lose yourself, but the person you are standing next to does, and then tells you that they did.

I wish for a fire-scythe to twirl.


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No statements are true unless they can be proven scientifically.
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hamamelis
BRONZE Member since Jan 2006

hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.

Total posts: 756
Posted:You get a fire scythe, swing it on your very first practice, and decapitate yourself. On the bright side, you did make the Darwin Awards.

I wish I could speed up and slow down time at will..


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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Deamon_Llama
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Deamon_Llama

member
Location: Melbourne

Total posts: 78
Posted:Granted, but you begin to wonder what would happen if you do both at once, and when you try it your head explodes.

I wish for motivation to start studying for the impending exams.


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No statements are true unless they can be proven scientifically.
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jarle
GOLD Member since Mar 2007

jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 1489
Posted:You get the motivation to study, but the exams are really easy, thus negating the wish.

I wish a certain person would email me back frown


Kupo!

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Firetramp


Firetramp

old hand
Location: Binstead, Isle of Wight

Total posts: 896
Posted:A certain person emails you back but it's not the person you expected and the email contains a nasty virus!

I wish I could be 25 again.


Ask a question and be a fool for a minute...don't ask and be a fool your whole life.

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BurdaA
SILVER Member since Jul 2007

BurdaA

Sacrebleu
Location: At the quiet limit

Total posts: 377
Posted:You are twenty-five again, but plummeting to earth at terminal velocity.



I wish for an industrial laser

EDITED_BY: BurdaA (1192784333)


Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic

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Posted:you fire the laser but it hits a mirror reflecting into your eyes burning them out of your head so you stumble backwards into some randomly placed jagged glass killing you instantly after about half an hur of excruciating pain



i wish i had long sharp weapon-like object


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Firetramp


Firetramp

old hand
Location: Binstead, Isle of Wight

Total posts: 896
Posted:You get it but it replaces your current arm thus making it impossible for you to use it to eat or type on the computer.

I wish a certain person and me would get back together and live happily ever after.


Ask a question and be a fool for a minute...don't ask and be a fool your whole life.

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Fire_Moose
SILVER Member since May 2007

Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ

Total posts: 3597
Posted:You two get back together and live happily ever after.....which is about 3.346 minutes before the world ends.



 Written by: Keylan_Rulz


placed jagged glass killing you instantly after about half an hur of excruciating pain




....lol


I wish i was a graemlin


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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Wooktastic
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Wooktastic

the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin

Total posts: 371
Posted:You become a graemlin and are used continuously, abused, misused and eventually seek therapy.

I wish for the exact amount of kevlar to make my fire axe would attach itself to my axe without costing me money, sanity, life or causing me any physical or emotional damage.


Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart

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hamamelis
BRONZE Member since Jan 2006

hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.

Total posts: 756
Posted:Ooh.. sentient kevlar..
It attatches itself to your axe, but only on it's terms.. and unfortunately it takes offence at you trying to set fire to it, and you wind up playing 'chase the flaming sentient kevlar' round the house..
You forgot 'damage to property' on that list..

I wish I didn't keep nearly fainting every time I stand up today..


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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Point_Blank
GOLD Member since Feb 2005

Point_Blank

Sneaking
Location: Free falling through time

Total posts: 1207
Posted:you stand up without almost fainting but hit your head on a low hanging beam which knocks you out for a week causing you to miss your flight

I wish I could be more organised


Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Owned by clarence_quack

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hamamelis
BRONZE Member since Jan 2006

hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.

Total posts: 756
Posted:You could be. You just aren't.




I wish I had a life.


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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Point_Blank
GOLD Member since Feb 2005

Point_Blank

Sneaking
Location: Free falling through time

Total posts: 1207
Posted:You develop a life only to have me take the piss out of it constantly.

I wish I had more than $8 to my name


Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Owned by clarence_quack

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hamamelis
BRONZE Member since Jan 2006

hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.

Total posts: 756
Posted:Hang on a week, I'll give ye 50 cents.


I wish I could think of an amusing, yet pertinent wish. The sort that makes you laugh, and think at the same time..


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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Point_Blank
GOLD Member since Feb 2005

Point_Blank

Sneaking
Location: Free falling through time

Total posts: 1207
Posted:You come up with such a wish but it makes people think sad thoughts that makes everyone stop spinning

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Owned by clarence_quack

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hamamelis
BRONZE Member since Jan 2006

hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.

Total posts: 756
Posted:And stops them coming up with wishes, apparently.

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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Point_Blank
GOLD Member since Feb 2005

Point_Blank

Sneaking
Location: Free falling through time

Total posts: 1207
Posted:yes, distracted.

I wish I had a job in a bar instead of a kitchen


Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Owned by clarence_quack

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MagsKat
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

MagsKat

Don't feed her cookies
Location: Surrey side

Total posts: 113
Posted:you get a job in a bara nd are forced to clean up everyones sick after a heavy night on the lash!

I wish i could stand on the edge of time with someone who completes me


Formally known as kat224

We are not friends.. we never were.. but if i was part of your life then i thank you

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DarkFyre
BRONZE Member since Nov 2005

DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North

Total posts: 1965
Posted:you find somebody that compleats you and you stand on the edge of time. But they have a hidden aggenda and push you over the edge into oblivion.

I wish I had a cadburys ceream egg


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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hamamelis
BRONZE Member since Jan 2006

hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.

Total posts: 756
Posted:You get a cadbury's ceream egg.
Unfortunately, ceream doesn't taste as nice as cream, and it makes you sick.


I wish a random billionaire would give me money, for no reason.


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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