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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here and thought it could be a bit of fun.

Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

now lets get creative!

I wish I could fly!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
You get stuck in you room whilst it is on auto wash.

I wish I had 3 arms.

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


blackrose1member
198 posts
Location: auckland


Posted:
Your wish gets granted but you forgot to say where you wish for your third arm to be and you end up losing a precious part of your body no longer a man

I wish that DarkFyre was a man again

please have patience when reading my posts as english is not my first language
Im blonde and irish all in one Explains all
Forgive me


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
Darkfyre is a man again. He is a 99 year old toothless quadriplegic but undoubtedly male.

I wish all the dreadful karma accrued by wishing such horrible things on our mates disappeared in a ball of blissful light.

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


blackrose1member
198 posts
Location: auckland


Posted:
All the dreadful karma gets locked in a jar and buried along with all the bad thoughts we ask for peace and to show us the light to the good path that we should be taking may the light shine on our path and not behind us may we seek good your wish is granted and we turn in to old boring farts glued to our arm chairs watching the news only thing we find funny is when someone farts

I wish that i could get out of my arm chair wheres my walking stick

please have patience when reading my posts as english is not my first language
Im blonde and irish all in one Explains all
Forgive me


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Your walking stick is... well... it's with you. It's lodged up your.... redface

I wish American infrastructure was better maintained and upgraded.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
The alien invaders might inslave everyone they don't kill, but at least they do good maintenance..

I wish I hadn't managed to get a horrible rusty stain on my nice clean shirt.

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
That's not rust. And don't ask what it is; you're best off not knowing. (eww).

I wish it was Friday.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


blackrose1member
198 posts
Location: auckland


Posted:
Its friday and on your way out this old lady starts hiting you with her walking stick thats lodged somewhere and as she gets that last wack in she lets of the biggest fart blows the walking stick stright around your baby rosey cheeks you cant sit down for a week hahaha

I wish for the posty to come with my mail from back home

please have patience when reading my posts as english is not my first language
Im blonde and irish all in one Explains all
Forgive me


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
It does. Complete with anthrax spores.

I wish my beard would come in a bit faster.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
The 6 foot disembodied beard which has been hanging round the corridor for weeks finally comes into your room. Problem is, now it won't go away, and it really starts cramping your love life.

I wish my eczema would go away.

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
you are rid of eczema but developeface cancer soon after.


I wish _I_ had the 1000th post

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
You do. You have 1000 posts. Where they are is the problem. Ouch, that's gotta be uncomfortable.

I wish my ex wasn't so damned hot...

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
Your ex is a minger. A hideous troll. A ghastly train wreck. This reflects so badly on your taste that you never get with anyone again.

I wish my I got a 7 for ALL my assignments (*I got a 7 for my assignment!!!!)

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


BurdaASILVER Member
Sacrebleu
377 posts
Location: At the quiet limit, United Kingdom


Posted:
You get 7's across the board. 7% that is.

I wish I could speak to insects, and thus command vast armies of annoyance

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
You can talk with vast armies of insects and are yourself vastly annoying. In response, you get sprayed with equally vast amounts of insecticide and die writhing on your back with your little legs kicking in the air. Any of your erstwhile companions who survived come swarming over and eat you alive with their little icky pincers you so your last moments of consciousness are extremely extremely annoying.
I wish tomorrow be a lovely day when I get lots done.

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
You do get lots done. And then your boss changes his/her mind and decides that things should go off in a "different direction" and that all your work was for nothing.

I wish it hadn't taken me 2 hours to get home tonight.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
It took you three.
I wish my builder could work when I need him to (and do a great job and e cheap wink )

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
He does. He builds you a fantastic outhouse for practically nothing. Right in the front yard.

I wish I was curled up next to a handsome man.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


burningoftheclaveySILVER Member
lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
926 posts
Location: over yonder, New Zealand


Posted:
you're curled up next to a most beautiful specimen of the male gender.. however he smells bad, snores outrageously loudly, picks his nose, teeth and bum, and is really bigheaded which is strange because he has NOTHING interesting to say, and no credible achievements (except that he holds the guinness world record for the longest string of pus to come out of a spot on his face)

I wish i lived with the faeries

on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

Owned by Brenn smile


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
You live with faeries. The nasty carnivorous tricksy fanged sociopathic variety. And they know where you live. And you owe them rent.
I wish I would get on with some work instead of hangin on HoP!

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
You get some work done and the IT dept. turn all nazi and block all of the fun parts of the intraweb, incuding HoP, from the work computers.

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
Your balls of fire set my balls on fire which is pretty scary cos I'm a girl.

I wish our Govt would repeal their more evil laws

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
They do. After that they pass laws requiring registration of all people who did not vote Liberal. And then they start building strange internment camps...

I wish I'd slept in another hour this morning.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
(pssst Doc, we have a new Govt now... they aren't the neo-con Liberals any more...)

You slept an extra hour. And missed the phone call radio quiz offering you $100,000,000 for answering a simple question on nasal steroids.

I wish it was still 7pm.

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


0nimember
59 posts
Location: Connecticut


Posted:
It is 7pm somewhere, everywhere. every time the clock hits 6:55pm you mysteriously pass out, and wake up in the next time zone


i wish i had something better to do

DEAD FREEDOM
if you've forgotten how to scream, then scream here and live here


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
You have something better to do. But as you are my bag carrier on my narcoleptic round the world trip you never get to do it.

I wish I understood your signature.

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


0nimember
59 posts
Location: Connecticut


Posted:
it's from a song about social oppression. now that you know that you are going to be constantly paranoid about the man taking away your rights to speak up for yourself and turn into a jabbering looney who hides in the basement with a shotgun and waits for the h-bomb to hit.

i wish i understood your signature.

DEAD FREEDOM
if you've forgotten how to scream, then scream here and live here


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
You do understand her signature. And it's one of the most disturbing, god-awful things ever. And you have nightmares about it forever.

I wish my back didn't hurt.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
your back stops hurting but now your front hurts.


I wish i had some anti front ache meds i could give to the doc.

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
You do. The problem is that you confused them with the vitamins that you are taking and gave me the vitamins, instead. So I feel great and your...back hurts.

I wish I never had to do my laundry.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


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