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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here and thought it could be a bit of fun.

Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

now lets get creative!

I wish I could fly!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:It's magic, all right. It's also man-eating.

I wish I wasn't so fat right now.


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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esmokah
esmokah

journeyman
Location: wisconsin
Member Since: 21st Feb 2005
Total posts: 75
Posted:Your really skinny! Unfortunately fat people have enslaved all the skinny people.

I wish i had some ice cream.


I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old chevy nova it'll light up the night sky!

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fanged_angel
fanged_angel

poiromaniac
Location: liverpool, uk
Member Since: 11th Jul 2007
Total posts: 162
Posted:you get ice cream, so much of it when you eat it you put on 12 stone and start to enslave skinny people, but then the skinny people revolt and userp the fat people and you end out enslaved.

i wish my biology coursework was magically finished and i got a grade A for it


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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:You did.

And failed math.

I wish there was world peace.


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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feeb
feeb

member
Location: Salisbury
Member Since: 28th Apr 2008
Total posts: 72
Posted:the world is peaceful, but only for the robots.

i wish i could bloody sleep!!


pyromania pixie power!

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DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:your attacked by an axe weilding psyco. Due to massive blood loss you feel very tired and fall asleep in a pool of your own blood. Shame that you probably won't wake up from this sleep.


I wish for feeb to wake up.


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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blackrose1
blackrose1

member
Location: auckland
Member Since: 20th Feb 2008
Total posts: 198
Posted:feeb wakes up and finds out that all you alians here have taken over her brain to


I wish you would give feeb her brain back and mine


please have patience when reading my posts as english is not my first language
Im blonde and irish all in one Explains all
Forgive me

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newgabe
newgabe

what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
Location: Bali
Member Since: 3rd Mar 2005
Total posts: 4030
Posted:Feeb gets both brains and her skull explodes with the pressure after a brief and unpleasant period of split personality ans some very confused memories.

I wish my back didn't hurt on juggle jam night.


.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....

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DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:Your back feels fine on juggle jam night.

It feels like $#!& at all other times.



I wish that I had remembered to make a wish. (then I wouldn't have had to edit this post)

EDITED_BY: DarkFyre (1209379331)


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:you remember and dont have to edit that post, but you make me forget to make a wish.

I wish Blackrose can get a new brain.


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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BurdaA
BurdaA

Sacrebleu
Location: At the quiet limit
Member Since: 20th Jul 2007
Total posts: 377
Posted:She gets yours

I wish I had the power to change peoples shoes with my mind


Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic

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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:You can, but you cant change them seperatly, when you change someone's shoes with your mind you change EVERYONES. Suddenly, stilleto thigh highs becomes really popular.


I wish i could jump higher then an elephant


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:You do. And land straddle-wise smack on said elephant's back. Ouch.

I wish it was tomorrow at 2:30 PM.


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:It is but your constant time changes finally weaken time and space enogh that it begins to crack.....nothing happens yet but be careful man......and you forgot why you wanted it to be 230





I wish that i meet Doc at BM

EDITED_BY: Poje (1209442697)


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:You meet Doc at BM but you make yourself look like a nong and get relly embarased.

I wish for a bottle of High Proof Liquor


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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ACT
ACT

enthusiast
Location: I am in a world you do not wan...
Member Since: 8th Nov 2007
Total posts: 318
Posted:You get a bottle of rust ease instead.

I wish I didnt have to work today.


Don't hate me because I am different, hate me because I still think I am better then you!

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hamamelis
hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.
Member Since: 5th Jan 2006
Total posts: 756
Posted:Even if you wanted to, you couldn't work today, seeing as the police have a few more questions to ask about a recent spate of soul-glomping, and won't let you out.


I wish I could find a cheap house, in a good area, not filled with psychos, with a room to let.


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:You did. It is filled with rats and roaches instead of psychos.

I wish I was making love to you!


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:you begin to romantically sweep this ewe off her feet.


Non-Https Image Link



I wish for some ravioli-os


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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esmokah
esmokah

journeyman
Location: wisconsin
Member Since: 21st Feb 2005
Total posts: 75
Posted:You have some ravioli, only the inside is dirt.

I wish that ice cream from earlier didn't make me fat.


I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old chevy nova it'll light up the night sky!

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jarle
jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Member Since: 13th Mar 2007
Total posts: 1489
Posted:You find diet ice-cream, and we all know how good THAT tastes.

I wish I still had cake frown


Kupo!

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DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:You still have cake and lots of it but it's that special cake that your stoner mate makes and there is a cop knocking on your door.

I wish I had some of that stoner cake.


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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newgabe
newgabe

what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
Location: Bali
Member Since: 3rd Mar 2005
Total posts: 4030
Posted:You are just biting into the stoner cake when the rest of the cops come over the back fence with lots of guns and their dogs, camp out in your room for the evening and give you nightmares for the rest of the week.

I wish they had gone to the empty house next door.


.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....

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DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:They did but realised their mistake with enough time to catch you.

I wish for a pet lizzard called Fluffy.


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:He's the world's largest alligator. And the wish-granters forgot to give you a place to keep him outside of your living room.

I think he's hungry.

I wish I could sleep in today.


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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BurdaA
BurdaA

Sacrebleu
Location: At the quiet limit
Member Since: 20th Jul 2007
Total posts: 377
Posted:You could! But you shouldn't... But you do.

As you idly stroll into work 24 hours late, you are informed that your insolence is not to be tolerated any more. You are to be placed on stationery watch guarding pencil sharpeners until you learn your lesson. which is never.

I wish I could find my pencil sharpener


Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic

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esmokah
esmokah

journeyman
Location: wisconsin
Member Since: 21st Feb 2005
Total posts: 75
Posted:You find your pencil sharpener! Now where did you set that pesky broken pencil...

I wish i go go back in time a month and patch things up with my recently x-gf.


I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old chevy nova it'll light up the night sky!

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:You do. And she's been taking lessons from Lorena Bobbitt.
(And why are the hot ones ALWAYS straight???)

I wish the hot ones were always gay.


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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jarle
jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Member Since: 13th Mar 2007
Total posts: 1489
Posted:The hot ones are gay. And jerks.

I wish I was more original.


Kupo!

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted: Written by :jarle


The hot ones are gay. And jerks.


Ain't that the truth! ubblol

 Written by

I wish I was more original.



You are. What with the purple skin, the stench of green elderberries, the weeping sores where your nipples should be, and the extra head, nobody's ever seen anything like you!

I wish the Chinese food I ordered would get here.


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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