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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here and thought it could be a bit of fun.

Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

now lets get creative!

I wish I could fly!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


esmokahSILVER Member
journeyman
75 posts
Location: wisconsin, USA


Posted:
You do find a pair of jeans that fit, they're a size 25!

I wish that I could go back in time and change all the mistakes I've ever made.

I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old chevy nova it'll light up the night sky!


esmokahSILVER Member
journeyman
75 posts
Location: wisconsin, USA


Posted:
 Written by :Poje


I get my new puppy but it dies of boneitis. I hate him for dinner.


I wish corruption was all around us....wait..




My only regret is that i have....boneitis...

I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old chevy nova it'll light up the night sky!


blackrose1member
198 posts
Location: auckland


Posted:
If only i new what boneitis is ill guess its big dones sticking out to skinny

You go back in time to mend your mistakes and as your there you make so many mistake as you never learn the first time that you get traped in the past no return and you have to live through all your old mistakes all over again
I wish the rain to stop

please have patience when reading my posts as english is not my first language
Im blonde and irish all in one Explains all
Forgive me


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
Rain stops, Blizzard Starts

I wish for some passionfruit cheesecake

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
Haha right on esmok, I was hoping someone would get it.

*hands DF a PassionCheese Fruit cake*

I wish i may.

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
You may but you'll regret the consequences

I wish I might

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


BurdaASILVER Member
Sacrebleu
377 posts
Location: At the quiet limit, United Kingdom


Posted:
You might...and you do! But you fail

I wish I could

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
You could but you don't coz you chicken out.

I wish for something interesting to happen right now.

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


BurdaASILVER Member
Sacrebleu
377 posts
Location: At the quiet limit, United Kingdom


Posted:
The most interesting thing EVER happens, but you missed it

I wish for a remote control squirrel

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
you get your universal re-squirrel-bot but it starts to run amuck and steals all yer nuts.


I wish Burda could get his nuts back

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
He does. Sauteed and and in a bernaise sauce.

I wish the Pope wasn't in New York City this weekend.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
The pope is now at the vatican city declaring that nuttella was created by the devil on international television and he is calling for a boycot.

I wish that paganism was still the religion of choce for most people.

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


esmokahSILVER Member
journeyman
75 posts
Location: wisconsin, USA


Posted:
It is, however those pesky leftover Christian Missionaries double their efforts.

I wish Saturday would never end.

I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old chevy nova it'll light up the night sky!


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
You never have to give up your saturdays ever again. However since you don't work on saturdays you don't get paid ever again and you end up on the streets.

I wish for the next three and a half months to pass very quickly.

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


esmokahSILVER Member
journeyman
75 posts
Location: wisconsin, USA


Posted:
They do pass quickly, because you're in a coma.

I wish I could wish two wishes at once.

I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old chevy nova it'll light up the night sky!


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
You have two wishes at once but they cancel each other out and you end up with nothing but a lifetime of regrets for your ambivalence.

I wish the house next door was affordable.

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
It is affordable but your still broke so whats the difference.

I wish paperwork and red tape didn't take so long.

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
 Written by biggrinarkFyre



It is affordable but your still broke so whats the difference.





ubblol ubblol ubblol true!!



Red tape and paperwork don't take any time at all because you are in a deep dark dungeon with not enough light to write by and there is no red tape available to play with. Not even a tiny bit of pink string. frown



I wish I'd put this wish in the right place the first time redface
EDITED_BY: newgabe (1208696031)

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
The house next door becomes affordable but a really mean and smelly person beats you to it .

I wish I didn't feel so run down and sniffly!

ॐ

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
You feel run over and in pain.

I wish form it to be halloween

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
It is Halloween and all laws are inverted so I am able to go back and insert a wish where I should have three posts ago, thereby derailing the course of this thread into infinity which turns around in a perfect space time loop and bites itself on the bum.



I wish Brenn was bouncing healthy hug

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


LockSILVER Member
newbie
5 posts
Location: Tokyo, USA


Posted:
Granted. Brenn is healed but trapped on a pogo stick.

I wish for a cantalope.

fake teeth and glueBRONZE Member
Checking who's online, watching you!
1,972 posts
Location: somewhere, England (UK)


Posted:
you get one but it pushes you off a bridge.

i wish superman would hurry up and teach me superpowers.

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
he teaches you but as yer flying you forget that you are supposed to MISS the ground and end up hitting it....ouch


I wish i had a fish tank

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
You have a fish tank and it's a big one. And your standing at the bottom of it wearing concrete shoes as it slowly fills with water.

I wish I could do that card trick that fella showed me abot 3 years ago.

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
you do the trick but unexpectedly charge the cards with kinetic energy. As you are looking at this deck of cards, with a strange glow, wondering what is going on, they explode blinding you for the 5 minutes before you die.



I wish Dark could heal like Wolverine.

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
I heal like wolverine but I still keep my gambit powers and coz you made the cards blow up in my hand (which hurt like hell thankyou very much), I'm gonna hunt you down and stick some charged cards down yer pants.

Forgive me, thats the wolverine in me talkin'.

I wish to be able to speak all languages and decipher any code.

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
You can, and simultaneously explode with information overload and implode with revulsion at the cr*p most people are talking.
I wish I was in bed asleep.

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
you crawl into your bed and shortly after Brian's cousin Hank crawls in nex tto you.....


Non-Https Image Link



I wish i had some bubble wrap to pop

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


burningoftheclaveySILVER Member
lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
926 posts
Location: over yonder, New Zealand


Posted:
you do, unfortunately ive become temporarily dyslexic and so for the next few hours you're stuck in the bathroom unable to move off the toilet seat...it still pops when it comes out though.. ubblol

i wish i was travelling instead of studying next year

on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

Owned by Brenn smile


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