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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here and thought it could be a bit of fun.

Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

now lets get creative!

I wish I could fly!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Seaspraystranger by the day
924 posts
Location: At the Back of the North Wind


Posted:
Your shotgun is now not broken. An alien peacekeeping organisation arrive in space with a huge laser that is set to blow up anyone who fires a gun

I wish I hadn't just slept all day
EDITED_BY: Seaspray (1286467134)

Just a dancer in the dark


Mr MajestikSILVER Member
coming to a country near you
4,693 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
you stayed awake all day, it was mundane and you complained on facebook about how bored you were.


i wish cats had human hands.

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


Seaspraystranger by the day
924 posts
Location: At the Back of the North Wind


Posted:
Cats, now free of the need for humans to open the cat food, enslave humanity

I wish they hadn't given me Latin on Thursday mornings!!!

Just a dancer in the dark


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
they give you latin all day every day


i wish i had some free time

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


Seaspraystranger by the day
924 posts
Location: At the Back of the North Wind


Posted:
Everyone forgets the saying "time is money"

I wish I could get paid for my hobbies

Just a dancer in the dark


DanwoodzSILVER Member
stranger
14 posts
Location: Wales (UK)


Posted:
you get paid for your hobbies, but then they become work that you loathe but are trapped by

i wish i was having an orgasm

ElsnuGOLD Member
Aspiring part-time performer
11 posts
Location: NSW, Australia


Posted:
you have the orgasm but it turns out your partner is a evil troll and has given the gift of HIV

i wish i had superpowers

Merow


Seaspraystranger by the day
924 posts
Location: At the Back of the North Wind


Posted:
You gain the power to travel forwards through time by a second!

I wish I had a Klondike bar that I didn't have to do anything to get

Just a dancer in the dark


Mother_Natures_SonSILVER Member
Rampant whirler.
2,418 posts
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!


Posted:
You gain several boxes of klondike bars... too bad you've suddenly become lactose intolerant.

I wish nobody would corrupt this wish.

hug


Seaspraystranger by the day
924 posts
Location: At the Back of the North Wind


Posted:
nobody does corrupt the wish.... however the knowledge that everyone could have slowly drives you insane.

I wish someone could corrupt this wish in a prejudiced and disturbingly inventive manner

Just a dancer in the dark


Mother_Natures_SonSILVER Member
Rampant whirler.
2,418 posts
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!


Posted:
Someone does indeed corrupt your wish in an inventive manner, but it was displayed to everyone but you.

I wish I could wish a wishy wish.

hug


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
you wish a wishy wish , but are very upset with the pretty ,sparkley result and end your life



i wish i get 2 tickets for rob zombie's show in leeds on the 21st of feb 2011

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


Wraith_DividendSILVER Member
Bunny Bane
205 posts
Location: i cant see because my head is up my posteria, Engl...


Posted:
i wish i could control my premature ejaculation frown

if life is for love then to love is to live
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a quote from me!
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god i love me
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and i while typing this im just itching to get back to my toast
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YAY TTTTOOOOAAAASSSSTTTTTT!!!!!!!!
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oh and by the way you just lost the game


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
you do . you never have sex again


i wish people would get the idea that they should CORRUPT the wish above before making their own wish

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
People get the idea but disregard it. and this thread becomes only wishes....stupid stupid wishes...


I wish is was the weekend already.
EDITED_BY: Poje (1287070956)

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


Mother_Natures_SonSILVER Member
Rampant whirler.
2,418 posts
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!


Posted:
Suddenly its the weekend! But instead of staff, you love poi! And you're terrible at it. Beer tastes bad and everything fun you used to do just makes you want to go back to work.

I wish I was made of warm, indestructible felt.

hug


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
that sucks, Decompression is this weekend frown


You are made of indestructible felt that perpetually gets warmer and warmer. you break yer fingers as you try and tear off the burning garment before you slowly die a painful and hot death.


I wish for a successful lasik surgery

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
the surgery goes really well , but your recovery goes really badly and you can no longer spin poi


i wish i knew what lasik surgery was

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


Seaspraystranger by the day
924 posts
Location: At the Back of the North Wind


Posted:
you find out when a deranged optimist tries to cure an imperfections with your sight using large and painful lasers

I wish I had a job that was fun, easy and didn't eat my life

Just a dancer in the dark


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
What's an optimist doing with lasers? wink

and hooray for not spinning poi!!

You find yer perfect job that you LOVE and is super easy, unfortunately it eats yer mother.


I wish a deranged pessimist would push me off a cliff.
EDITED_BY: Poje (1287595259)

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


Seaspraystranger by the day
924 posts
Location: At the Back of the North Wind


Posted:
A Deranged Pessimist tries, but realises that there is nothing that can go wrong with his plan and vanishes in a puff of logic

I wish I hadn't remembered that an Optician works with eyes

Just a dancer in the dark


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
You remember that Opticons shoulda been a transformer faction.

I wish I could hang out with Meast for a couple days.

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


MidkiffBRONZE Member
shadow stranger
462 posts
Location: Carmi, Illinois, USA


Posted:
you hang out with a robot copy of meast for a week but it doesnt respond to your conversing and only beeps i wish i was rich beyond rich

"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able, and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?" - Epicurus


Mother_Natures_SonSILVER Member
Rampant whirler.
2,418 posts
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!


Posted:
I wish the poster above had made a wish that I could corrupt.

hug


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
they did they just didn't leave a gap between coruption and wish


i wish i had a super sharp katana

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


MikefromGlosSILVER Member
Hitman
985 posts
Location: Gloucester England


Posted:
this might be were corruption could be dangourous when u got a bladed weapon and all lol wink

he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.

Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
i still wish i had a super sharp katana

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


Zephyre PhoenixFamiliar stranger giving out popcorn. (formerly Ascilith)
1,264 posts
Location: Lawrence, KS


Posted:
You get a super sharp katana, but it's cursed and chopps off both of your arms. Now you have no arms, but you have a Katana! grin

I wish i had a pair of fire snakes

Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!


Seaspraystranger by the day
924 posts
Location: At the Back of the North Wind


Posted:
Unfortunately the fire snakes bite you and infect you with a poison that causes spontanteous combustion. You are now known as Ashcilith


I wish I could sleep for a week

Just a dancer in the dark


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
you sleep for a week ..... just one second a day then never sleep again



i wish i could find a paddington bear costume

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


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