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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here and thought it could be a bit of fun.

Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

now lets get creative!

I wish I could fly!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Zephyre PhoenixFamiliar stranger giving out popcorn. (formerly Ascilith)
1,264 posts
Location: Lawrence, KS


Posted:
you get that house but you lose your soul and ur friends in exchange... wierd twist of fate....

I wish i could breathe fire

Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!


Seaspraystranger by the day
924 posts
Location: At the Back of the North Wind


Posted:
Unfortunately you turn into a dragon and stuck in a zoo, They then remove your ability to breath fire to protect the little kiddies that will throw stuff at you through the bars

I wish I had the ability to teleport or fly myself home after a night out

Just a dancer in the dark


Zephyre PhoenixFamiliar stranger giving out popcorn. (formerly Ascilith)
1,264 posts
Location: Lawrence, KS


Posted:
You learn how to teleport home but unfortunately not your home. The home is chosen at random and you end up in some chinese chic's home... Least she was cute... O.o

I wish that hobos would just keep to themselves.

Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!


Zephyre PhoenixFamiliar stranger giving out popcorn. (formerly Ascilith)
1,264 posts
Location: Lawrence, KS


Posted:
Clarifying the last one, not going up to groups of kids and pressuring for money and making them really uncomfortable.

Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
they keep to themselves but now groups of kids pressure you for money and make you feel uncomfortable


i wish i could have a day off

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


MidkiffBRONZE Member
shadow stranger
462 posts
Location: Carmi, Illinois, USA


Posted:
you get a day off then work til the end of days
i wish i was immortal

"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able, and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?" - Epicurus


poismylovepoi addict
196 posts
Location: cali


Posted:
you turn immortal, but the entire human race goes extinct and now your stuck by yourself.
i wish i had 8 arms and good spin poi with all of them.

to spin or not to spin, that is the question.


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
you grow 6 more arms and you spin poi with them ... but that is all you can do and so you starve to death


i wish i could grow spam flavoured mushrooms

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


MidkiffBRONZE Member
shadow stranger
462 posts
Location: Carmi, Illinois, USA


Posted:
you grow spam flavored mushrooms and they eat you

i wish i was a zombie

"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able, and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?" - Epicurus


poismylovepoi addict
196 posts
Location: cali


Posted:
chick from resident evil blows your brains out.
wish i had... popcorn?

to spin or not to spin, that is the question.


Seaspraystranger by the day
924 posts
Location: At the Back of the North Wind


Posted:
you get popcorn, not only do you get popcorn, but you get the original version, the pure essence of popcorn! People would die for the honor of eating one piece. Unfortunately you develop a crippling allergy to all forms of grains as well

Just a dancer in the dark


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
and you wish for what ?

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


Seaspraystranger by the day
924 posts
Location: At the Back of the North Wind


Posted:
that all my stuff were packed already

Just a dancer in the dark


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
all your stuff is packed already and gone .... you have no clothes to wear and are arrested for exposing yourself



i wish peanuts didn't get stuck in my teeth

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


Seaspraystranger by the day
924 posts
Location: At the Back of the North Wind


Posted:
you lose your teeth and are forced to get dentures. Unfortunately the peanuts now get stuck in the wiring

I wish I had my own Igor (from Igors R Uth ofc) to do my lifting, carrying and mad science for me

Just a dancer in the dark


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
you get your own igor .. he lifts you , carries you to a test tube and squashes you into it as part of his mad science

i wish i had more space for tattoos

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


Seaspraystranger by the day
924 posts
Location: At the Back of the North Wind


Posted:
(I count that as a win though... :P)

You ascend to become the personification of the universe. Unfortunately people complain when you start moving stars and planets to form your body art

I wish I weren't so bored

Just a dancer in the dark


poismylovepoi addict
196 posts
Location: cali


Posted:
you are no longer bored because chuck norris has come to visit you! unfortuneatly while he is teaching you how to roundhouse kick, he misses his aim and hits your head, which results in an implosion that wipes out the planet earth.
i wish i had my fire poi already grin

to spin or not to spin, that is the question.


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
you get your fire poi but all the fuel in the world evaporates before you can dip them


i wish my new book would hurry up and arrive

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


Zephyre PhoenixFamiliar stranger giving out popcorn. (formerly Ascilith)
1,264 posts
Location: Lawrence, KS


Posted:
Your book does arrive, but while you are out at your mailbox grabbing the book, a lightbulb in your house explodes, starting a fire that incinerates your house. (but hey, least you have your book)

I wish i could move out of my parents' house

Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
you move out of the front door , but are unable to move again




i wish my eye wasn't sore

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


Seaspraystranger by the day
924 posts
Location: At the Back of the North Wind


Posted:
You have no eyes

I wish I could make 1 uncorruptable wish

Just a dancer in the dark


poismylovepoi addict
196 posts
Location: cali


Posted:
you make 1 uncorruptable wish, but since you wished to make the uncorruptable wish and did not come up with it yourself you lose the joy of doing it yourself this leads to self esteem issues and depression and you end up jumping of a bridge because you feel inadequate that you could not do this.

i wish i could watch the big bang happen from a safe distance, like a fireworks show haha.

to spin or not to spin, that is the question.


Seaspraystranger by the day
924 posts
Location: At the Back of the North Wind


Posted:
You watch the big bang, unfortunately doing so from a safe distance placed you outside the universe. You stand in the primordial darkness and get eaten by a Grue.

I wish I could have dinner at Milliways

Just a dancer in the dark


Zephyre PhoenixFamiliar stranger giving out popcorn. (formerly Ascilith)
1,264 posts
Location: Lawrence, KS


Posted:
You have dinner at Milliways, but Marvin the paranoid android crashes your car into your time portal, leaving you no way to get back to your own time.

I wish that I could do my homework in under ten minutes and still get A's

Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!


poismylovepoi addict
196 posts
Location: cali


Posted:
you can now do your homework in less than ten minutes, AND get A's, but before you graduate you get expelled for distributing drugged popcorn on campus and they expell you tongue2

i wish i had a little tiny mushroom pet that could talk and could have good conversations with.

to spin or not to spin, that is the question.


MidkiffBRONZE Member
shadow stranger
462 posts
Location: Carmi, Illinois, USA


Posted:
you get a tiny mushroom pet that talks to you but it talks you into self cannabalizing yourself and you do from bloodloss/shock
i wish i could quit smoking

"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able, and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?" - Epicurus


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
your nose and mouth seal up which stops you smoking , unfortunately you can no longer breath and die


i wish i didn,t feel ill

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


Zephyre PhoenixFamiliar stranger giving out popcorn. (formerly Ascilith)
1,264 posts
Location: Lawrence, KS


Posted:
You don't feel ill anymore, but everyone ELSE in the world gets sick, you become bored and sad because nobody can be with you, then by the time that people are healthy again, you have become a hermit.

I wish I can go to the party on the 23rd

Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
you can , but when you get there it has been cancelled coz they thought you weren't coming


i wish my shotgun wasn't broken

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


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