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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here and thought it could be a bit of fun.

Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

now lets get creative!

I wish I could fly!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:You cough up the chocolate cake that you previously choked on but it doesn't look half as appealing since it is half masticated and covered in drool.

I wish for BR1 to re-eat her chocolate cake and choke on it again.


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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blackrose1
blackrose1

member
Location: auckland
Member Since: 20th Feb 2008
Total posts: 198
Posted:Im choking help help gallop gallop Darkfyre to the rescue on his dark horse oops he fell his horse what a hero

Wish there was still a hero left DarkFyre failed


please have patience when reading my posts as english is not my first language
Im blonde and irish all in one Explains all
Forgive me

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DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:DarkFyre the Blackknight did not fail (tho he did fall off of his horse).
I set up a perimiter around BR1 so that all other heros must pass through me if they want to help you.
And I'm a halfway decent swordsman, even if I do say so myself.

I wish I was the best swordsman on earth.


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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BurdaA
BurdaA

Sacrebleu
Location: At the quiet limit
Member Since: 20th Jul 2007
Total posts: 377
Posted:You are, and are eager to test out your newly acquired skills. But due to the fickle nature of battle, you lose your first fight to a man with a ladle. He spares your life but the humiliation eats at you forever.

I wish to be the ladle-wielding knight.


Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic

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newgabe
newgabe

what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
Location: Bali
Member Since: 3rd Mar 2005
Total posts: 4030
Posted:I dub you the ladle-wielding knight. You gallop off into the wide world of adventure but keep getting sidetracked by an uncontrollable obsession with serving soup and end up hovering round late night homeless persons vans and your horse gets pissed off with you and runs away with your armour. People just think you're a sad old git with delusions when you start talking about jousting with the kitchenware.



I wish my assignment would finish itself. I think Ive wished for that before but there's a lot of the bastards.


.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....

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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:Yer assignment finishes YOU.


I wish Oldgabe was around still.


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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burningoftheclavey
burningoftheclavey

lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
Location: over yonder
Member Since: 22nd Jul 2005
Total posts: 926
Posted:it does... a cruel and vicious suicide when it grabs itself by the sides and rips itself in half. whats more, your lecturer (?) demands that because of the lateness of your last assignment and possibly the one before, that you have an assignment a day for the rest of eternity!!

i wish i had a holiday to go on..


on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

Owned by Brenn smile

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CaffeinatedKatie
CaffeinatedKatie

Teacher, Dancer, Artist, and General Smartass
Location: Portland, OR
Member Since: 29th Jan 2005
Total posts: 149
Posted:Oldgabe is still around... or was, until yesterday, when OG and BClavey left on vacation. But they brought all their lighters and they were confiscated at the airport. Not the lighters, THEM.

I wish someone would give me some training for my new job.


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blackrose1
blackrose1

member
Location: auckland
Member Since: 20th Feb 2008
Total posts: 198
Posted:You get all the training you need and more you get trained so well and become so good at your job that you get so board you don't have to think any more and your brain shrinks to the size of a pea

I wish my accountant would cheat more and give me more money


please have patience when reading my posts as english is not my first language
Im blonde and irish all in one Explains all
Forgive me

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DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:He does and you get imprisoned when the taxman finds out.

I wish for another wish


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:Granted but you have a brain fart and find it very difficult to think of another wish.


Um I wish for a better wish


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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blackrose1
blackrose1

member
Location: auckland
Member Since: 20th Feb 2008
Total posts: 198
Posted:You think of a better wish its perfect as you go to post it the your computer closes down

I wish you could of posted your wish


please have patience when reading my posts as english is not my first language
Im blonde and irish all in one Explains all
Forgive me

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DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:I wished for somthing realy cool and then I got it but it got destroyed so I got bumed out and commited suicide.

I wish for you to corrupt your own wish


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:I get my new puppy but it dies of boneitis. I hate him for dinner.


I wish corruption was all around us....wait..


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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newgabe
newgabe

what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
Location: Bali
Member Since: 3rd Mar 2005
Total posts: 4030
Posted:Hating a puppy, at dinner or any other time, is a socially unacceptable thing; other peoples opinion about this liquifies into corruption and as you wait and wait and the corruption rises till it's a nanotinybit below you nose and you expire with the stench infiltrating your entire internal cosmos. . I hate them too but thats cos I know they will grow into dogs.



I wish my neighbours didn't have dogs.


.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....

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Brenn
Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Member Since: 28th Jun 2004
Total posts: 3286
Posted:The neighbours dogs suddenly disappear. In spite, the neighbours get goats instead, and they eat all your grass and half your house.


I wish flu season would be over already.


ॐ

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy

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BurdaA
BurdaA

Sacrebleu
Location: At the quiet limit
Member Since: 20th Jul 2007
Total posts: 377
Posted:Flu season is over...it is now plague season

I wish to have an armada at my command


Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic

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newgabe
newgabe

what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
Location: Bali
Member Since: 3rd Mar 2005
Total posts: 4030
Posted:Flu season is over cos its a totally toxic pandemic strain that wiped everyone out by the time I sent this.... augh *drops dead*

I wish I could communicate beyond the grave.


.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....

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BurdaA
BurdaA

Sacrebleu
Location: At the quiet limit
Member Since: 20th Jul 2007
Total posts: 377
Posted:You can... you die, but wrote a pleasant limerick for your grave.

I wish for some obedient squirrels to crew my armada


Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic

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DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:You get norman the psycotic squirrel from the Dragon Tails webcomic.

Click for Evil Rodent

You have my condolences.





I wish for you to click on the following link.

More Evil Rodent

EDITED_BY: DarkFyre (1208503526)


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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newgabe
newgabe

what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
Location: Bali
Member Since: 3rd Mar 2005
Total posts: 4030
Posted:I click on the link and it says
The requested URL /www.dragon-tails.com/comics/archive.php was not found on this server.
ubblol

I wish for a better link


.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....

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BurdaA
BurdaA

Sacrebleu
Location: At the quiet limit
Member Since: 20th Jul 2007
Total posts: 377
Posted:You get this one

I wish for a toblerone


Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic

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shocked_prawn
shocked_prawn

old hand
Location: Sunderland, UK
Member Since: 14th Apr 2007
Total posts: 865
Posted:one appears in front of you, as if by magic, but then just before you take a bite it disspears in a puff of purple smoke. only to be replaced by a pet rock

i wish someone would come and make me lunch


Proud Co-Owner of PoiBoi
Owned by J.A.C

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blackrose1
blackrose1

member
Location: auckland
Member Since: 20th Feb 2008
Total posts: 198
Posted:Someone comes and makes you lunch what you dont see is they sneeze in your egg than half way through making it they go to toilet and not wash they hands boy you are enjoying your lunch yummy

I wish i could sleep now


please have patience when reading my posts as english is not my first language
Im blonde and irish all in one Explains all
Forgive me

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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:You go to sleep, but once you enter into a DEEP sleep, Brian comes and snuggles up next to you.


I wish for a putty knife.


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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hamamelis
hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.
Member Since: 5th Jan 2006
Total posts: 756
Posted:You get a knife, made of putty. It's pretty useless, but still manages to set off the airport weapons detectors next time you fly, and you get beaten up by an overzealous security officer.

I wish I had a nice cup of tea. Maybe with a biscuit.


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:You receive a trea bagging and a limp biscuit


I wish i could get every girl i want


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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Azadondo
Azadondo

journeyman
Location: Los Angeles
Member Since: 22nd Apr 2005
Total posts: 59
Posted:You become the sexy, funny, intelligent, gay best friend of every woman's dreams.

I wish I could speak to animals.


Performing marriages, funerals, baptisisms, last rites and absolving the sins for HoPers for-- not very long actually.

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:You turn into a dog.

I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow.


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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CaffeinatedKatie
CaffeinatedKatie

Teacher, Dancer, Artist, and General Smartass
Location: Portland, OR
Member Since: 29th Jan 2005
Total posts: 149
Posted:You don't have to come in to work tomorrow! ...Because work comes to you! (it's ok, they bring the coffee pot...)

I wish I could find a pair of jeans that fit!


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