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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here and thought it could be a bit of fun.

Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

now lets get creative!

I wish I could fly!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
Sure, you can have a new pair of Globes

I wish to get a good mark on this assignment that I'm doing.

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


MagsKatBRONZE Member
Don't feed her cookies
113 posts
Location: Surrey side, United Kingdom


Posted:
i don't want a new pair of globes.. well i do but that wasn't my wish!

Formally known as kat224

We are not friends.. we never were.. but if i was part of your life then i thank you


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
Welcome to corrupt-a-wish wink

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


MagsKatBRONZE Member
Don't feed her cookies
113 posts
Location: Surrey side, United Kingdom


Posted:
lol smarty pants

Formally known as kat224

We are not friends.. we never were.. but if i was part of your life then i thank you


Invader XanSILVER Member
Your friendly neighbourhood mad scientist
479 posts
Location: Over the hills and far away, United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol

"Love the art in yourself and not yourself in the art."
--Konstantin Stanislavisky


burningoftheclaveySILVER Member
lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
926 posts
Location: over yonder, New Zealand


Posted:
you get a brilliant mark....a perfectly round coffee mug stain..

i wish i could fly

on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

Owned by Brenn smile


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
you fly into a tree


i wish i were a robot

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


JauntyJamesSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
You have no robotic genitals.

I wish to be mildly inconvenienced by rain.

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


Invader XanSILVER Member
Your friendly neighbourhood mad scientist
479 posts
Location: Over the hills and far away, United Kingdom


Posted:
One of two things will happen. Either you'll be washed away by a tsunami, or you'll be caught in a drought for 40 days and 40 nights.


I wish that this wish won't come true.
wink

"Love the art in yourself and not yourself in the art."
--Konstantin Stanislavisky


Fireinamember
143 posts
Location: Broomfield, Colorado


Posted:
You are majorly inconvenianced by a severe drought and die of dehydration.

I wish I hadn't forgotten how damned good that first Scissor Sisters album was...I only have the effen tattoo!

"Watch those explosions in the sky and you'll go blind, but not this time. Will you live in hope or dark desire? What can I say? F*ck love give me fire." ~Cities Of Night by Blaqk Audio (Davey Havok)

Proudly MCRmy


JauntyJamesSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
"I wish that this wish won't come true"



You are eaten by bears



"I wish I hadn't forgotten how damned good that first Scissor Sisters album was... I only have the effen tattoo!"



You are unable to think of anything other than how damned good that first Scissor Sisters album is and then are eaten by bears.



I wish for paint.
EDITED_BY: Sparkey (1191433033)

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
You get yer paint bt it is coating a bear who promptly eats you



I wish i could get eaten by a bear.

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


_Poiboy_PLATINUM Member
bastard child of satan
1,113 posts
Location: Raanana, Israel


Posted:
you get eaten by a bear with extremely bad breath. you die before he eats you.

I wish all fire spinners will move to my city

Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
Every last fire spinner moves to Raanana, when they find out that there are no bananas they get really mad and burn yer city.



I wish i could make another wish after this.

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


JauntyJamesSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
You make another wish, but the mods lock the thread before it gets answered.

I wish the mods would lock this thread right now.

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


HikkaisPuppetmember
185 posts
Location: Dark side of the moon


Posted:
They lock this thread and everyone who liked it comes to your house and you are drawn and quartered.

I wish I could have hair that went down to my waist biggrin

Mata Ashita!

Time...Line?? Time isn't made of lines! It's made of circles! That's why clocks are ROUND.


JonnyRokBRONZE Member
Look! I'm Darth Bunny!
446 posts
Location: Sunny South Africa


Posted:
You get hair to your waist, but it comes from your armpits.



I wish to be happy for the rest of my life

Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Yo ho fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
Your life will be over in 3.. 2...1....


I wish my boss wasn't horrible.

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


JonnyRokBRONZE Member
Look! I'm Darth Bunny!
446 posts
Location: Sunny South Africa


Posted:
Your boss becomes terrible instead

I wish for a cup of tea

Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Yo ho fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
the cup of tea is served in a mug of poo

I wish I could go to Disneyland

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile


MagsKatBRONZE Member
Don't feed her cookies
113 posts
Location: Surrey side, United Kingdom


Posted:
you get a cup of tea but it's cold and has biscuit crumbs at the bottom!

i wish i had a pony

Formally known as kat224

We are not friends.. we never were.. but if i was part of your life then i thank you


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
You have a pony. Unfortunetly, it's stuck in the wardrobe, you can never get it out to ride, you still have to clean up after it, and it grows up deformed. You then get prosecuted by the RSPCA, and banned from keeping pets.

I wish I didn't have to get the train home before I can have dinner, I'm hungry.

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


MagsKatBRONZE Member
Don't feed her cookies
113 posts
Location: Surrey side, United Kingdom


Posted:
you have dinner on the train.. yo get heart burn from rushing to eat it.

i wish i could be in 3 places at once

Formally known as kat224

We are not friends.. we never were.. but if i was part of your life then i thank you


JauntyJamesSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
The mafia makes it so. Your kidney and lung are enjoying their new homes in Laos and Panama, respectively.

I wish for Snad.

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
you get sand instead....lots of sand, and its dry so you can't make a sandcastle.......sucks about this drought too huh?



I wish for free coleman fuel

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


AnonymousPLATINUM Member


Posted:
You get Free Fuel but light yourself on fire with it.

I wish I knew the lumberjack song.

=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
You suddenly know all the words to the lumberjack song, but you are killed for repeatedly singing it on the train.

I wish I lived in a treehouse

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
You do, a shoddily constructed one, it falls while yer in it and you break both legs and some ribs.



MMMmmm i wish i had some yummy ribs to eat

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


Fireinamember
143 posts
Location: Broomfield, Colorado


Posted:
You get your ribs, but the animal it came from turns into a zombie and eats you as you eat it...thank god I'm vegan, lol!

I wish it could forever be September 23/24 2007, just those two days repeated for ever untill death do us part.

"Watch those explosions in the sky and you'll go blind, but not this time. Will you live in hope or dark desire? What can I say? F*ck love give me fire." ~Cities Of Night by Blaqk Audio (Davey Havok)

Proudly MCRmy


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
While humaity stops at the 23/24 of sept the rest of the world contiues to evolve and eventually Skunks take over as the dominant life form thus making 23/24 of sept the 2 smelliest days that the human race has ever encountered.

I wish I had a better job.

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


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