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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here and thought it could be a bit of fun.

Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

now lets get creative!

I wish I could fly!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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bodhisattva
my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax
Member Since: 1st Jun 2008
Total posts: 366
Posted:you have mind control but you can only control your own


i wish i had super healing abilities


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:You have super healing powers and the masses fear you and in a lynch killing you are beheaded and thats a bit too much for your powers to heal.

I wish for a snickers bar.


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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Bouwe
stranger
Location: Utrecht
Member Since: 15th Jun 2011
Total posts: 15
Posted:you get your snickers bar but suddenly it turns out you are allergic to nuts

i wish i could make any wish i had come true


Frisbeetarianism: the belief that when you die your soul gets stuck on the roof.

whatever you do, DON'T - oh nevermind....

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bodhisattva
my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax
Member Since: 1st Jun 2008
Total posts: 366
Posted:you get your wish , but the only wish you can now make is the wish that any wish you have comes true


i wish i never have to pay for beer again


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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Seaspray
Seaspray

stranger by the day
Location: At the Back of the North Wind
Member Since: 8th Jul 2009
Total posts: 924
Posted:beer ceases to exist

I wish teleportation existed


Just a dancer in the dark

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Zephyre Phoenix
Zephyre Phoenix

Familiar stranger giving out popcorn. (formerly Ascilith)
Location: Lawrence, KS
Member Since: 1st Nov 2009
Total posts: 1264
Posted:Teleportation now exists, but only midgets are allowed to do it. Therefore you are unable to harvest its powers.

I wish I had a fire Puppy Hammer


Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!

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adeathlyaura
adeathlyaura

The Poi Spinning Undead
Location: Austin, Texas, United States
Member Since: 19th Apr 2011
Total posts: 173
Posted:Wish granted, but since you didn't clarify your true meaning, you get a puppy taped to a hammer on fire.

I wish I could shoot lasers out of my eyes.


Question everything.

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bodhisattva
my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax
Member Since: 1st Jun 2008
Total posts: 366
Posted:you get the ability , but the military kidnap you and perform nasty ,painful experiments on you for the rest of your life



i wish i had the ability to always have the fancy dress costume that i needed


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:You do but you get arrested for stealing clothes from the local kindegarden.

I wish for a fire sword smile


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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Seaspray
Seaspray

stranger by the day
Location: At the Back of the North Wind
Member Since: 8th Jul 2009
Total posts: 924
Posted:you get a fire sword.. but it has a metal blade and a fire hilt and you cannot hold it.

I wish I had an apple


Just a dancer in the dark

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adeathlyaura
adeathlyaura

The Poi Spinning Undead
Location: Austin, Texas, United States
Member Since: 19th Apr 2011
Total posts: 173
Posted:You get an apple, but it's made of wax.

I wish that I could breathe underwater.


Question everything.

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Seaspray
Seaspray

stranger by the day
Location: At the Back of the North Wind
Member Since: 8th Jul 2009
Total posts: 924
Posted:you gain said ability... it's only active in the absence of water however

EDIT: I wish I remembered to make a wish

EDITED_BY: Seaspray (1319409311)


Just a dancer in the dark

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bodhisattva
my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax
Member Since: 1st Jun 2008
Total posts: 366
Posted:You remember to make a wish , but waste it on wishing to remember to make a wish



I wish I had an endless supply of chalk


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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miigear
member

Member Since: 23rd Nov 2011
Total posts: 16
Posted:Then the chalk turn into colourfull sand.. laugh3

I wish i knew how to swim.


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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:You do, but only in molten lava. Tragically, you aren't lava-proof.

I wish I were more awake.


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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burningoftheclavey
burningoftheclavey

lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
Location: over yonder
Member Since: 22nd Jul 2005
Total posts: 926
Posted:bading! you now have caffeine injected directly into your veins... perhaps a bit too much caffeine though, you keep shaking so much you spill everything you pick up. your eyes are going in and out of focus and you start hallucinating dead people chasing you as a result of no sleep...

I wish teleportation stations were readily available


on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

Owned by Brenn smile

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Seaspray
Seaspray

stranger by the day
Location: At the Back of the North Wind
Member Since: 8th Jul 2009
Total posts: 924
Posted:Through a tragic accident involving a waffle iron and a lightning strike, you are now trapped in a game of Team Fortress 2.

I wish I had a clone to help me with these essays


Just a dancer in the dark

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Zephyre Phoenix
Zephyre Phoenix

Familiar stranger giving out popcorn. (formerly Ascilith)
Location: Lawrence, KS
Member Since: 1st Nov 2009
Total posts: 1264
Posted:You acquire a clone... who not only helps you with your essay, but completes it for you! He attends your classes, writes your papers, then renders you obsolete and keeps you in a cage as his pet monkey named seasea...

I wish I got a full ride scholarship from the business school.


Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:You did. The school is located in Somalia, though.

I wish I could easily lose 40 lbs.


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Jeffery795
Jeffery795

newbie
Location: Albury, NSW, Australia.
Member Since: 22nd Jul 2011
Total posts: 28
Posted:You lose the 40 lbs with no effort at all, but then eat a single bit of popcorn and put on 60 lbs.

I wish I could like Nutella instead of being in love with Vegemite.


You Lost The Game.

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Zephyre Phoenix
Zephyre Phoenix

Familiar stranger giving out popcorn. (formerly Ascilith)
Location: Lawrence, KS
Member Since: 1st Nov 2009
Total posts: 1264
Posted:See that's what happens when you outsource your popcorn!

You get hit on the head with a coconut, which changes your taste buds to love Nutella ten times as much as you love vegemite! You then hear in the news that all Nutella factories have been taken over by squirrels and Nutella will no longer be sold anywhere.

I wish that I could sleep as long as I wanted whenever I wanted.


Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!

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Jeffery795
Jeffery795

newbie
Location: Albury, NSW, Australia.
Member Since: 22nd Jul 2011
Total posts: 28
Posted:You gain the ability to sleep as long as you wanted whenever you wanted, but your sleep is haunted by dreams to evil squirrels stealing all your popcorn as soon as you put it to your mouth.. frown

I wish that Ned Stark never had to die :'(


You Lost The Game.

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bodhisattva
my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax
Member Since: 1st Jun 2008
Total posts: 366
Posted:Ned Stark didn't have to die ...... but he chose too

I wish life was simple


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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Zephyre Phoenix
Zephyre Phoenix

Familiar stranger giving out popcorn. (formerly Ascilith)
Location: Lawrence, KS
Member Since: 1st Nov 2009
Total posts: 1264
Posted:Everything in life becomes simple. So simple that nothing is challenging anymore. You lose interest and are forever doomed to look for something interesting.

I wish that My girlfriend gets money for campfire tickets


Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!

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burningoftheclavey
burningoftheclavey

lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
Location: over yonder
Member Since: 22nd Jul 2005
Total posts: 926
Posted:Your girlfriend gets money for campfire tickets, unfortunately she also gets a 'tip off' from a con artist on a 'lucky horse' and fritters it away on a bad bet. Your girlfriend also now has a gambling problem.

I wish I owned a galleon ship


on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

Owned by Brenn smile

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Jeffery795
Jeffery795

newbie
Location: Albury, NSW, Australia.
Member Since: 22nd Jul 2011
Total posts: 28
Posted:You are granted your hair dye the lasts longer than a fortnight, but sadly the die is only visible to you and the squirrels..

I wish I had some 100% Kerosene


You Lost The Game.

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burningoftheclavey
burningoftheclavey

lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
Location: over yonder
Member Since: 22nd Jul 2005
Total posts: 926
Posted:You have 100% Kerosene but some 7 foot ruffian has taken all your toys and run away..saad face.

I wish the corruption of my last wish made sense...


on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

Owned by Brenn smile

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bodhisattva
my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax
Member Since: 1st Jun 2008
Total posts: 366
Posted:It makes sense But that means your last wish changed to something about hair dye and you still don't have a galleon


I wish i could turn back time and make everything good again


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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Such
Such

Rancor
Location: Right Here
Member Since: 17th Sep 2008
Total posts: 253
Posted:You turn back time and remedy everything bad in the world, but take all of the bad onto yourself.

I wish I had a Krav Maga dojo in my city.


Human

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wowlijetgold
stranger

Member Since: 26th May 2012
Total posts: 15
Posted:*spam*
EDITED_BY: Malcolm (1340056926)
EDIT_REASON: spam


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