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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here and thought it could be a bit of fun.

Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

now lets get creative!

I wish I could fly!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
Your wish is granted but popular demand revives the thread again

I wish for telepathic/telekinetic powers

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


Groovy_DreamSILVER Member
addict
449 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
You accidentally make the moon crash down onto your head.



I wish I had six fingers on each hand.

MagsKatBRONZE Member
Don't feed her cookies
113 posts
Location: Surrey side, United Kingdom


Posted:
you grown another finger on each hand.. you get bored and are soon unimpressed by your additional digits

I wish i had someone to go to this gig with tonight

Formally known as kat224

We are not friends.. we never were.. but if i was part of your life then i thank you


HikkaisPuppetmember
185 posts
Location: Dark side of the moon


Posted:
You go with MEEEE, but because I'm so CRAZY we both get arrested and put in padded rooms for the rest of our lives.

I wish I had a really pretty new dress.

Mata Ashita!

Time...Line?? Time isn't made of lines! It's made of circles! That's why clocks are ROUND.


MagsKatBRONZE Member
Don't feed her cookies
113 posts
Location: Surrey side, United Kingdom


Posted:
cab we spin in the padded rooms? if so i'm happy

you get your pretty new dress and wear it to the gig with me.. and hence we have both just been sections you will wear the dress until then end of your days!

i wish for a blue smartie ( i hate that nestle got rid of them)

Formally known as kat224

We are not friends.. we never were.. but if i was part of your life then i thank you


WooktasticBRONZE Member
the kicker of elves
371 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland


Posted:
You get a blue smarty. However it is blue because of mould rather than colourings.

I wish for breakfast.

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart


JauntyJamesSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
You are breakfast.

I wish I had scissors that won't get gummed up by duct tape.

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
you get your sissors that wont get gummed up with duct tape, but the do how ever get duct taped up with your gums.


i wish i knew what was going on.

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


WooktasticBRONZE Member
the kicker of elves
371 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland


Posted:
You discover what is going on and it turns out to all be an elaborate way of making you lose the game.

I wish I hadn't just lost the game.

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart


Deamon_LlamaBRONZE Member
member
78 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
You didn't lose yourself, but the person you are standing next to does, and then tells you that they did.

I wish for a fire-scythe to twirl.

---
No statements are true unless they can be proven scientifically.
---


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
You get a fire scythe, swing it on your very first practice, and decapitate yourself. On the bright side, you did make the Darwin Awards.

I wish I could speed up and slow down time at will..

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


Deamon_LlamaBRONZE Member
member
78 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
Granted, but you begin to wonder what would happen if you do both at once, and when you try it your head explodes.

I wish for motivation to start studying for the impending exams.

---
No statements are true unless they can be proven scientifically.
---


jarleGOLD Member
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
You get the motivation to study, but the exams are really easy, thus negating the wish.

I wish a certain person would email me back frown

Kupo!


Firetrampold hand
898 posts
Location: Binstead, Isle of Wight


Posted:
A certain person emails you back but it's not the person you expected and the email contains a nasty virus!

I wish I could be 25 again.

Ask a question and be a fool for a minute...don't ask and be a fool your whole life.


BurdaASILVER Member
Sacrebleu
377 posts
Location: At the quiet limit, United Kingdom


Posted:
You are twenty-five again, but plummeting to earth at terminal velocity.



I wish for an industrial laser
EDITED_BY: BurdaA (1192784333)

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic™ ©


Keylan_RulzBRONZE Member
Member
3 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
you fire the laser but it hits a mirror reflecting into your eyes burning them out of your head so you stumble backwards into some randomly placed jagged glass killing you instantly after about half an hur of excruciating pain



i wish i had long sharp weapon-like object

Firetrampold hand
898 posts
Location: Binstead, Isle of Wight


Posted:
You get it but it replaces your current arm thus making it impossible for you to use it to eat or type on the computer.

I wish a certain person and me would get back together and live happily ever after.

Ask a question and be a fool for a minute...don't ask and be a fool your whole life.


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
You two get back together and live happily ever after.....which is about 3.346 minutes before the world ends.



 Written by: Keylan_Rulz


placed jagged glass killing you instantly after about half an hur of excruciating pain




....lol


I wish i was a graemlin

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


WooktasticBRONZE Member
the kicker of elves
371 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland


Posted:
You become a graemlin and are used continuously, abused, misused and eventually seek therapy.

I wish for the exact amount of kevlar to make my fire axe would attach itself to my axe without costing me money, sanity, life or causing me any physical or emotional damage.

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
Ooh.. sentient kevlar..
It attatches itself to your axe, but only on it's terms.. and unfortunately it takes offence at you trying to set fire to it, and you wind up playing 'chase the flaming sentient kevlar' round the house..
You forgot 'damage to property' on that list..

I wish I didn't keep nearly fainting every time I stand up today..

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


Juggling Jack FlashGOLD Member
Sneaking
1,207 posts
Location: Free falling through time, United Kingdom


Posted:
you stand up without almost fainting but hit your head on a low hanging beam which knocks you out for a week causing you to miss your flight

I wish I could be more organised

Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you land among the stars


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
You could be. You just aren't.




I wish I had a life.

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


Juggling Jack FlashGOLD Member
Sneaking
1,207 posts
Location: Free falling through time, United Kingdom


Posted:
You develop a life only to have me take the piss out of it constantly.

I wish I had more than $8 to my name

Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you land among the stars


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
Hang on a week, I'll give ye 50 cents.


I wish I could think of an amusing, yet pertinent wish. The sort that makes you laugh, and think at the same time..

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


Juggling Jack FlashGOLD Member
Sneaking
1,207 posts
Location: Free falling through time, United Kingdom


Posted:
You come up with such a wish but it makes people think sad thoughts that makes everyone stop spinning

Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you land among the stars


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
And stops them coming up with wishes, apparently.

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


Juggling Jack FlashGOLD Member
Sneaking
1,207 posts
Location: Free falling through time, United Kingdom


Posted:
yes, distracted.

I wish I had a job in a bar instead of a kitchen

Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you land among the stars


MagsKatBRONZE Member
Don't feed her cookies
113 posts
Location: Surrey side, United Kingdom


Posted:
you get a job in a bara nd are forced to clean up everyones sick after a heavy night on the lash!

I wish i could stand on the edge of time with someone who completes me

Formally known as kat224

We are not friends.. we never were.. but if i was part of your life then i thank you


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
you find somebody that compleats you and you stand on the edge of time. But they have a hidden aggenda and push you over the edge into oblivion.

I wish I had a cadburys ceream egg

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
You get a cadbury's ceream egg.
Unfortunately, ceream doesn't taste as nice as cream, and it makes you sick.


I wish a random billionaire would give me money, for no reason.

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


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