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Posted:I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here and thought it could be a bit of fun.
Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.
eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"
now lets get creative!
I wish I could fly!
Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.
eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"
now lets get creative!
I wish I could fly!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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Posted:You don't have to wash your clothes. Ever. You stink, reek, mould, have scrofulous pustulous excrecences all over your skin and no one will sit within a subway carriage of you. This does your medical career no good at all.
I wish there was another hour between now and jumping on the plane
I wish there was another hour between now and jumping on the plane
.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....
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Posted:But at least I get entire subway cars to myself! I hate having to stand on long commutes!
There is another hour. In fact six hours. Perhaps twelve. Can't be sure how many because the airline won't tell you. They just keep on giving you "30 minute advisories" about some mysterious "mechanical issue" and there are a lot of really puzzled-looking men swarming around the #2 engine.
I wish my mom would make me a batch of brownies and send them tome from time to time.
There is another hour. In fact six hours. Perhaps twelve. Can't be sure how many because the airline won't tell you. They just keep on giving you "30 minute advisories" about some mysterious "mechanical issue" and there are a lot of really puzzled-looking men swarming around the #2 engine.
I wish my mom would make me a batch of brownies and send them tome from time to time.
-Mike )'(
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Posted:Your mum makes you a batch of special* brownies without you realising and it causes problems for you at work.
I wish my boss was away all the time!
*arse coverage: they're made with
I wish my boss was away all the time!
*arse coverage: they're made with
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
DarkFyre
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Posted:your boss is away all the time and the company goes under so you lose your job.
I wish I'd remembered to make a wish the last time i posted on this thread.
I wish I'd remembered to make a wish the last time i posted on this thread.
May my balls of fire set your balls on fire 
Doc Lightning
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Posted:You did make a wish. You wished yo be crushed under a 300-lb lady with poor hygeine. Nobody corrupted the wish. It came true.
Written by :Rouge Dragon
Your mum makes you a batch of special* brownies without you realising and it causes problems for you at work.
Oh honey, I *wish*... (which is my wish for this thread)
Written by :Rouge Dragon
Your mum makes you a batch of special* brownies without you realising and it causes problems for you at work.
Oh honey, I *wish*... (which is my wish for this thread)
-Mike )'(
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Posted:you get your wish but it turns out that they are not so special and just made outts poop and mud.
I wish that i was a meth addict.
I wish that i was a meth addict.
O.B.E.S.E.
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hamamelis
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Posted:Due to the person granting the wish slightly misreading, you become a math addict, you're just not very good at it, so mess up your social life for nothing.
I wish I'd got that job I just found out I didn't have.
I wish I'd got that job I just found out I didn't have.
THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!
If that's okay with you?
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Posted:You get it and quickly find out that manually 
#$& cows for artificial incemination is totally your cup of tea
I wish i could get banned from ukhippy.com
#$& cows for artificial incemination is totally your cup of teaI wish i could get banned from ukhippy.com
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DarkFyre
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Posted:you get banned from ukhippy.com and whinge about it 2 years later on a different forum where you get generaly abused for being a
I wish I hadn't wasted time downloading the vid about ukhippy.com coz it was a bunch of incoherant ramblings.
I wish I hadn't wasted time downloading the vid about ukhippy.com coz it was a bunch of incoherant ramblings.
May my balls of fire set your balls on fire
Doc Lightning
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Posted:You waste time downloading Rule 34 regarding Margaret Thatcher, instead.
(Look up Rule 34 on Urbandictionary if you don't know what I'm talking about).
I wish I was already showered and ready to start the day.
(Look up Rule 34 on Urbandictionary if you don't know what I'm talking about).
I wish I was already showered and ready to start the day.
-Mike )'(
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DarkFyre
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Posted:You are showered and ready to start your day of intensive councelling since you have just shared a cold shower with Margret Thatcher.
I wish that I had never heard the phrase "Margret Thatcher naked on a cold day"
I wish that I had never heard the phrase "Margret Thatcher naked on a cold day"
May my balls of fire set your balls on fire
Doc Lightning
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Posted:Ok. Madeline Albright on a cold day.
I wish the straight boy who just grabbed my ass as I was leaving the bar would decide he might be open to some experimentation with gay...ahem...that stuff.
I wish the straight boy who just grabbed my ass as I was leaving the bar would decide he might be open to some experimentation with gay...ahem...that stuff.
-Mike )'(
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Posted:Right then! I'll do it myself because you are all too slow!
He does go home with me. And then he gets attached. And then he wants to marry me. And he's all over me like white on rice and I can't get rid of him.... silly straight boys.
I wish I had access to that fabled "gay bomb" that the government tried to come up with that turns men gay.
He does go home with me. And then he gets attached. And then he wants to marry me. And he's all over me like white on rice and I can't get rid of him.... silly straight boys.
I wish I had access to that fabled "gay bomb" that the government tried to come up with that turns men gay.
-Mike )'(
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Posted:You get it, set it off, it turns all the straight guys gay...
And you straight.
I wish the bus to Bristol didn't take so long to get there.
EDITED_BY: hamamelis (1210521739)
And you straight.
I wish the bus to Bristol didn't take so long to get there.
EDITED_BY: hamamelis (1210521739)
THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!
If that's okay with you?
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Posted:It gets there *very* quickly. In fact, the explosion that happened behind it propels it faster than the speed of sound.
...It's just the slowing down bit when you hit that wall in Bristol that's a bit brutal.
I wish there was a cheap, adequate place to swim today.
...It's just the slowing down bit when you hit that wall in Bristol that's a bit brutal.
I wish there was a cheap, adequate place to swim today.
-Mike )'(
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Posted: Written by :hamamelis
You get it, set it off, it turns all the straight guys gay...
And you straight.
Incidentally, this would rule, no? All of a sudden 95-97% of the men in the world are gay and I'm straight...
...and there are oceans and oceans of women.
Right, back on topic. See the above post.
You get it, set it off, it turns all the straight guys gay...
And you straight.
Incidentally, this would rule, no? All of a sudden 95-97% of the men in the world are gay and I'm straight...
...and there are oceans and oceans of women.
Right, back on topic. See the above post.
-Mike )'(
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Posted:Ah that's what I love about you, Doc, the well trained logical mind!
Where were we?
There is a cheap adequate place to swim, in my backyard.
Now where's that express air fare got to?
I wish every day was a paid day off.
Where were we?
There is a cheap adequate place to swim, in my backyard.
Now where's that express air fare got to?
I wish every day was a paid day off.
.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....
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Posted:It is, for everyone, so the inflation rate goes sky high and nothing gets done, by anyone, and the ants take over.
(Incidently, I had sot of assumed the gay bomb would also turn all the straight women lesbian, and vice versa, so you'd probably only have the former lesbians to choose from.. I'm not sure what would happen to bi people.. maybe I should have thought a bit harder..
)
I wish I'd put more thought into my previous corruption.
(Incidently, I had sot of assumed the gay bomb would also turn all the straight women lesbian, and vice versa, so you'd probably only have the former lesbians to choose from.. I'm not sure what would happen to bi people.. maybe I should have thought a bit harder..
)I wish I'd put more thought into my previous corruption.
THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!
If that's okay with you?
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Posted:You did. So much that it drove you insane and you were dragged off in one of those fashionable white jackets with the extra-long sleeves by a bunch of very nice young men in white coats while muttering stuff about sexual orientation to yourself...
I wish I had slept better last night (without having overslept...I'm not making it that easy on you).
I wish I had slept better last night (without having overslept...I'm not making it that easy on you).
-Mike )'(
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Posted:You slept peacefully and long. Unfortunately this was drug induced and the CIA now control your left hand via a surreptitiously inserted neuro-microchip thingy and you keep poking yourself in the eye.
I wish I could dance...
I wish I could dance...
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Posted:and you can dance... but you can only do the robot and now nobody will dance with you cause you look like a plonker.
I wish I lived near the beach
I wish I lived near the beach
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Posted:you live on the sore of venice beach.....with trash, slime, and hobos all around you.
I wish my candy sparkled.
I wish my candy sparkled.
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Posted:The dusting of LSD does make it sparkle...even more once you've eaten it. Too bad about the important interview you have tomorrow.
I wish a lot of things right now. I wish for a big, strong, handsome, trustworthy, man (without body odor or weeping pus sores, you sickos!) who cares about me to cuddle with.
I wish a lot of things right now. I wish for a big, strong, handsome, trustworthy, man (without body odor or weeping pus sores, you sickos!) who cares about me to cuddle with.
-Mike )'(
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Posted:A big, stong, handsome, trustworthy man who just so happens to be gay gives you a big hug coz your his fag hag and he luvs you to bit but only as a friend.
I wish for time to hurry the up.
I wish for time to hurry the
up.May my balls of fire set your balls on fire
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Posted:It does. Except only when you have a lot to get done.
I wish I was sleepier than I am right now.
I wish I was sleepier than I am right now.
-Mike )'(
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Posted:you suddenly develop narcolepsy and can't keep yourself awake, ever, even with your patients. then you get arrested for falling asleep on a young boy a'la MJ. poor doc we'll send you postcards ;B
i wish i had some ice cream right now...
i wish i had some ice cream right now...
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Posted:An unusual vortex appears directly in front of you eminating an ominous latin chant. You stand bewitched until a mysterious claw proffers some ice cream. Obviously, you take it. It's the nicest icecream imaginable with all the trimmings, little do you know every bowl comes free with a fatally-severe lactose intolerance.
I wish for a money tree
I wish for a money tree
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Posted:You have a money tree that liberally dispenses Zimbabwean dollars; one for every ten fat leaves. By the time you have harvested enough to buy a cup of tea your entire house is covered in composting leaves and you have to pay to have it dug out.
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I wish I practised poi more than I stared at computer screens
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Posted:You do. Which is rather unfortunate for your employment prospects.
I wish my medical license would get here.
I wish my medical license would get here.
-Mike )'(
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Posted:it gets there......but it's in an envelope filled with anthrax!
i wish i could build a bridge across the atlantic ocean
i wish i could build a bridge across the atlantic ocean
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