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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here and thought it could be a bit of fun.

Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

now lets get creative!

I wish I could fly!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
you get settled ......only to be unsettled by a huge earthquake that totally destroys your apartment


i wish people would smile more biggrin

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
The Jokers nerve gas gets mass produced and pumped into the atmosphear making everybody smile like idiots whilst they laugh themselves to death.

I wish for something harmless to happen.

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
your favourite girl gives you a kiss ......then your house falls in on your head


i wish i had

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
You had... and now you wish you hadn't. We're never going to let you forget it either.



I wish I had a spangly new tent.

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
you do ....but i burn it at play coz you won't let me forget that i had (or should that be did ) shrug biggrin


i wish i hadn't burnt your spangly new tent ubbcrying ooooops

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


fake teeth and glueBRONZE Member
Checking who's online, watching you!
1,972 posts
Location: somewhere, England (UK)


Posted:
you didn't, yay for me!

i wish would win at Wimbledon.

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
You won... a trip out the back door. Shackled by the police.

I wish my room was all packed up and ready to go.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
Your room is packed up and ready to go. Literally. They've taken your entire appartment, compacted it, loaded it onto a truck who's service is charged by the mile...

I wish I could stop smoking...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


fake teeth and glueBRONZE Member
Checking who's online, watching you!
1,972 posts
Location: somewhere, England (UK)


Posted:
you stop smoking but start catching fire.

i wish i had a tennis ball.

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
You have a tennis ball. No house, friends, job, teeth, clothes, money,love or hope. But you do have a tennis ball. Which is being 'played with' by a huge smelly dribbly rottweiler in the mud.

I wish my housemates didn't say inane 'goodmornings' when I first wake up and havent even had a cuppa yet.

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


fake teeth and glueBRONZE Member
Checking who's online, watching you!
1,972 posts
Location: somewhere, England (UK)


Posted:
they don't, because they chuck you out and take all your stuff leaving you with nothing (not even a tennis ball)

i wish i had something to do.

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
You do , but it's corrupting othr people's wishes. Which is prfoundly unethical really. So you disappear in a tiny puff puff of existential shame. And then, seeing as you don't exist any more; you really do having nothing to do.



I wish I was transported on a magic carpet to play music with my mates in the Three Monkeys cafe.

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
you get transported in a carpet by three music playing monkeys from a truckstop cafe


i wish everyone could have 3 wishes

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
Everyone has 3 wishes. None of them come true, mind, but they can wish..

I wish my 3 wishes did come true, in a non-corrupted manner.

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
to bad !!!!! because ....





i wish i'd never given everybody 3 wishes

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
You didnt. But as Hamamelis said, it doesn't matter in the slightest cos everyone has them anyway so you end up feeling entirely irrelevant.

I wish the expensive Chanel perfume I just bought on a whim on Ebay was here so I could see if I actually like it!

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


BurdaASILVER Member
Sacrebleu
377 posts
Location: At the quiet limit, United Kingdom


Posted:
It is, so you can, and you love it.. almost as much as the bees seem to

I wish for a cocktail

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic


burningoftheclaveySILVER Member
lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
926 posts
Location: over yonder, New Zealand


Posted:
granted! you now have feathers growing out your bum..
(i opted for the more family friendly option..)

I wish my house would tidy itself

on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

Owned by Brenn smile


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
Your house decides you are rubbish and evicts you.

I wish I was at Juggle Jam already.

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


burningoftheclaveySILVER Member
lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
926 posts
Location: over yonder, New Zealand


Posted:
youre at juggle jam but you got there late, and now the only jam left to juggle is mouldy carrot and plum. And you break the jar and get moudly jam all down your leg..

I wish i could see into the future.

on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

Owned by Brenn smile


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
It don't look to bright does it and to top it off there is bugger all you can do to change it.

I wish for somebody to renovate my house for me.

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
lawrence lewellen bowen comes round and does everything in animal skin print
eek

i wish i didn't have a stalker

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
Your stalker is no longer a stalker as he/she has caught up with you and is now your constant companion.
I wish I didn;t work in airconditioning that gives me colds all the time.

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
You now hang off the back of a garbage truck for a living.

I wish for somebody to get the irony of me being a dumd ass because i didn't ask a stupid question.

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
we do but the fact remains p.s i answered your stupid question


i wish my brother and his family would hurry up and get their own house

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


BurdaASILVER Member
Sacrebleu
377 posts
Location: At the quiet limit, United Kingdom


Posted:
They do! Yours in fact. I'd get your stuff off the lawn before the rain starts... *thunder*

I wish more happy people called where I work

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
they do .....but they don't call you all your workmates are instantly cheared up


i wish i could decide whether to take food to Play or just buy it there

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
You finally decide but then you have a blonde moment and promptly forget what that decision was.

I wish I had a six pack (beer or muscle I'm happy either way)

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
There's a 2-for-one offer on, so you wind up with a 12-pack, and spend the rest of your life being studied by confused scientists.

I wish it wasn't forecast to rain so much over the next few months.

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
the weather men get it very wrong and we have a heat wave which dries everything out , fire spinning is banned and Play gets called off frown


i wish i never get hangovers

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


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