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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here and thought it could be a bit of fun.

Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

now lets get creative!

I wish I could fly!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


blackrose1member
198 posts
Location: auckland


Posted:
Rahne comes over but you are in such a bad mood mutting under your breath that they leave as nobody wants to be around when you have the male monthly

I wish for my car to hurry up and get finished with its paint job girl racer cant wait

please have patience when reading my posts as english is not my first language
Im blonde and irish all in one Explains all
Forgive me


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
your car is finished and some fella on his male monthly (grr) keys up your cars paint job.

I wish people would stop waving that Male Monthly Red Flag in front of me.

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


BurdaASILVER Member
Sacrebleu
377 posts
Location: At the quiet limit, United Kingdom


Posted:
They do, You instead get a parade in recognition of your male monthly. Including a huge projected montage of your finest MM faux pas' featured in 7.1 Dolby surround sound.

I wish for a well-read, articulate lemur sidekick

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic


Kitsune34SILVER Member
newbie
51 posts
Location: Orlando, FL, USA


Posted:
Your well-read, articulate lemur sidekick articulates that he was to overthrow your tiny self, so he gets all of his lemur buddies together and they all barade your house and/or shack that you live in.

I wish that class will end early.

"Always forgive your enemies, for nothing annoys them so much." - Oscar Wilde


CaffeinatedKatieGOLD Member
Teacher, Dancer, Artist, and General Smartass
149 posts
Location: Portland, OR, USA


Posted:
Class does end early, but SO DOES THE WORLD!

I wish I just found $20.

esmokahSILVER Member
journeyman
75 posts
Location: wisconsin, USA


Posted:
Your $20 find is actually a past due bill for $20.

i wish my new lightup poi would get here.

I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old chevy nova it'll light up the night sky!


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
They do but the mailman crushed 'em bad.

I wish for a home that I can call my own.

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
You have a home you call your own unfortunatly so does Brian.


I wish i had a screwdriver....the yummy kind...not the kind that is used to drive screws.

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
You get a prison warder's chauffeur, covered in sugar.


I wish the internet wasn't so sloooooow on our home computer.

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
Life begins to lag ALLLLL day long. But only for you.


I wish i could have a peanut and peanutbutter sangwich.

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
you get one but you have developed an allergy to Peanuts and end up in hospital after only one bite.

I wish for somebody else to come up with my easily corrupted wish.

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


blackrose1member
198 posts
Location: auckland


Posted:
Somebody else dos and it even better than yours

I wish i could see what you all looked liked so i can put a face to the words

please have patience when reading my posts as english is not my first language
Im blonde and irish all in one Explains all
Forgive me


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
You see all of us HoPers when we all turn up to your door with pitchforks, torches and an angry mob.

I wish that I could organise a piss up at the pub

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


blackrose1member
198 posts
Location: auckland


Posted:
How did you know i was a witch dont forget the wood for the fire

You get to organise your piss up and everyone turns up you have great fun you go home with a great big smile and dream sweet dreams what a great nite
thought id be nice for once

Wish it was easyer to be nice than corrupt corrupt is funner

please have patience when reading my posts as english is not my first language
Im blonde and irish all in one Explains all
Forgive me


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
It is easier to be nice than to corrupt but do you really want to become Armish?

I wish I had my Drivers Licence.

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


blackrose1member
198 posts
Location: auckland


Posted:
You get your drivers licence you come up to auckland for the weekend in your new car and this crazy courier driver in a subaru with blonde hair runs you of the road as you drive to slow and the cop gives you the ticket for snail driving

I wish a for nice choc cake with choc icing to go with my coffee

please have patience when reading my posts as english is not my first language
Im blonde and irish all in one Explains all
Forgive me


esmokahSILVER Member
journeyman
75 posts
Location: wisconsin, USA


Posted:
You get that but you choke on a piece and die.

I wish i didn't have to work tommorow.

I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old chevy nova it'll light up the night sky!


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
Your Fired

I wish that Esmokah's wish had been harder to corrupt.

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


blackrose1member
198 posts
Location: auckland


Posted:
It was so hard to corrupt that you had to think real hard smoke started coming out of your ears your brain got over heated and shut down

Since iv choked and died i wish for yellow roses and plane ride home

please have patience when reading my posts as english is not my first language
Im blonde and irish all in one Explains all
Forgive me


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
The plane crashlands on your parents house.

Wish I was an all powerfull genie

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


ACTSILVER Member
enthusiast
318 posts
Location: I am in a world you do not want to be, USA


Posted:
You become an all powerful genie of the mind. Meaning you can only use your wit to win the game but then remembered you just lost the game. You have no special powers, you do not pass go, and you can never have sex again.

I wish I would die in a fiery ball of death.

Don't hate me because I am different, hate me because I still think I am better then you!


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
You die in a fiery ball of death and it's a real anti-climax.
Wish I had a lifetime supply of these yummy peppermint chocolates.

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
You get one single box of peppermint chocolates, and worry yourself to death..

I wish I wasn't splattered with chip-fat, from cleaning out the grease filters.

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


ACTSILVER Member
enthusiast
318 posts
Location: I am in a world you do not want to be, USA


Posted:
You dont get covered with chip-fat, instead you get covered with acid, melt and die.

I wish my bettas would breed.

Don't hate me because I am different, hate me because I still think I am better then you!


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
They breed.. and the babies turn out to be uberfightingfish, and kill you.


I wish it was home time already.

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


esmokahSILVER Member
journeyman
75 posts
Location: wisconsin, USA


Posted:
It is time to go home! However, when you get there it is your home in a parallel universe. The one where you have an apartment on the Hot side of hell, you know the place, right by the fire.

I wish my ex-gf would finally shut the h#%l up and leave me alone!

I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old chevy nova it'll light up the night sky!


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
Your ex becomes totally mute and neglectful only its the wrong ex-gf. It's the one you want to get back with and need desperately who refuses to have anything to do with you. Her name's Murphy.
I wish I didn't smoke so much last night.

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


esmokahSILVER Member
journeyman
75 posts
Location: wisconsin, USA


Posted:
no, not murphy~!

I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old chevy nova it'll light up the night sky!


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
spank corrupt spank a spank wish spank

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


blackrose1member
198 posts
Location: auckland


Posted:
I corrupt all your wishes and more

I wish for someone to say something nice or maybe that choco cake i choked on to rear appear

please have patience when reading my posts as english is not my first language
Im blonde and irish all in one Explains all
Forgive me


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