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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here and thought it could be a bit of fun.

Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

now lets get creative!

I wish I could fly!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


esmokahSILVER Member
journeyman
75 posts
Location: wisconsin, USA


Posted:
It gets there but they forgot the eggrolls!

I wish i had some chinese food on the way..

I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old chevy nova it'll light up the night sky!


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
It's on the way. Just...uh...don't ask what the ingredients are. (meow...)

I wish for a Star Wars Movie Marathon.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
You get to watch star wars while running a marathon.

I wish that I hadn't just coughed my guts up.

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
You didn't. You vomited them up, instead.

I wish I had a cup of coffee.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


esmokahSILVER Member
journeyman
75 posts
Location: wisconsin, USA


Posted:
You get your coffee but there's no cream or sugar! This will not do!

I wish more of my friends lived in my home town still.

I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old chevy nova it'll light up the night sky!


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
All of your friends peaceful, fulfilling and sociable lives in your home town. You, on the other hand, live in an isolated and desolate hole in the middle of a war zone where you are the enemy.
I wish my concentration wasn't still shot from last week's stress.

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
You have your concentration back. At the expense of your libido.

I wish I hadn't been "asked nicely" to work at 7AM on Saturday.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
Doc; libido no loss. Disappeared years ago and life is better without it wink Concentration however is a vital daily necessity!

Meanwhile you haven't been asked nicely to work. You are woken from a deep sleep and dragged to work in barbed wire chains.

I wish I felt clean and serene

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
You do. You had to murder 40 people to feel that way. But you feel lovely.

I wish I had a full weekend off with no call of any sort between now and when I finish residency.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
You have a lovely uncontactable weekend down the bottom of a glacial crevasse.

I wish this work radio would play a decent singalong song

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
"You put your right foot in...you take your right foot out..."

I wish I were living in San Francisco right now.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
You live in San Fran right now. There is a major earthquake happening and you slide off into the sea singing "New York New York"

I wish I knew who shopped me so I'd stop suspecting everyone else

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Your wish makes so little sense that the wish-granters reward you with ten thousand tons of cotton candy. All at once. En masse. Down your throat.

I wish there were a high-speed train between LA and SF.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
Hmmmm Doc. You are right. UK/Aussie slang not appropriate on international site. Try: dobbed me in. Reported me to authorities about matters best kept private.
There is a high speed train between well known sci-fi destinations Planet La and Planet Sf. Seeing you live on Planet Earth it is no use to you at all.

I wish I liked fairyfloss. Or, as the yanks say, cotton candy.

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
1) in that case, you *DO* know who "shopped you." (You island-folk with the funny accents are wierd, BTW). It's your mother.

2) You *LOVE* cotton candy...as you suffocate to death in it.

I wish I had been able to sleep better last night.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


burningoftheclaveySILVER Member
lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
926 posts
Location: over yonder, New Zealand


Posted:
you love it. can't get enough of the stuff. However you're teeth have completely decayed because of it and are totaly irreplacable, even by dentures. The dentists dont want 'another good set of teeth ruined'..(hug for yucky situation..harsh)

I wish it was summer already.

on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

Owned by Brenn smile


burningoftheclaveySILVER Member
lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
926 posts
Location: over yonder, New Zealand


Posted:
damn.. missed a wish.

You slept extremely well last night...due to the fact a female ogre with a bulbous nose and hairy feet slipped a little something in your drink before dragging you off to the bedroom..

I wish for my previous wish to come true..

on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

Owned by Brenn smile


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
It is summer already. On Venus. You are incinerated to vapour.
I wish I had a nice new flatmate turn up without me hassling around.

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
A *very* nice new flatmate turns up. He's *extremely* nice. As most serial killers tend to be.

I wish I wasn't on back-up call so I could just get roaringly drunk tonight.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
Your not on back-up your working you normal shift and you get sloshed while working resulting in a very serious misdiagnosis and lengthy legal precedings.

I wish that the doctors could figure out what is wrong with the missus.

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


BurdaASILVER Member
Sacrebleu
377 posts
Location: At the quiet limit, United Kingdom


Posted:
The diagnosis comes in. You are insane. She is imaginary. You are carted off to some electric shock therapy and a comfy padded cell.

I wish the weekend would last forever

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic™ ©


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
It does... the world just ended.

I wish I hadn't been woken up this morning by the chick in the apartment below me practicing her singing by singing Meatloaf.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


flyingpenguinnimember
114 posts
Location: Oxford


Posted:
hahaha!! i would do anything for love..... hahaha!! she allways sing the same part of the song and you never find out what he wont do for love. (unless you ask burdA)

I wish the bird in the tree next to my window will shut up so i could sleep siesta...

I had to beat him to death with his own shoes... but that's another story all together.


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
The bird in the tree shuts up and drops dead due to a vast dense cloud of nuclear radiation that engulfs your entire country.
I wish shopping did itself.

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
Shopping does itself, but it decided to purchase 43 boxes of pancake mix and 23 jars of cod liver oil and completely ignores your list, throwing your dinner party into disarray.

I wish I wasn't so run down and cold. brrrr

ॐ

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
You're warm and fit about 1000kms from the nearest water. Better start walking.


I wish the pool cleaner would clean the pool

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
You go clean the pool. Welcome to your new job.

I wish that the lawyers would hurry up do what they're getting paid for.

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
Without the slightest delay they send you a gigantic bill including $100 a minute for the phone calls you made to them trying to get them to hurry up.

I wish my mortgage was one dollar.

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
It is, seeing as your house got reposessed, and you now live in a cardboard box.

I wish I'd thought a bit harder this past week.

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
You did. And that's why you are now a permanent resident of the local psych hospital.

I wish my room would clean itself.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


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