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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here and thought it could be a bit of fun.

Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

now lets get creative!

I wish I could fly!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:You get a better job, you know manually censored bulls for artificial Insemination.




I wish i never have to do that in my life.


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Posted:You never have to do THAT in your life but you end up having work in a chicken factory checking the sex of the birds.

I wish I may I wish I might have this wish come true tonight..... I wish the world as we know it crumbles and dies and the only ones left are a sub species of human that closely resembles a cockroach.


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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:All of that happens too bad you arnt around to see it.



I wish i had french toast


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Fireina
member
Location: Broomfield, Colorado
Member Since: 14th Aug 2007
Total posts: 143
Posted:You have french toast...but sadly it is a frenchman who has been roasted on a spit and now everybody in France is mobbing to kill you for eating one of their countrymen. Their main weapons are cow trebuchets and rediculously silly taunts.

I wish I was a touring rockstar with many adoring fans.


"Watch those explosions in the sky and you'll go blind, but not this time. Will you live in hope or dark desire? What can I say? F*ck love give me fire." ~Cities Of Night by Blaqk Audio (Davey Havok)

Proudly MCRmy

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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:unfortunatly, i can't grant that wish, moral dilemma, hope you understand.

....ummm wasnt it YOU who brought up the american stereotype topic? :P


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HikkaisPuppet
HikkaisPuppet

member
Location: Dark side of the moon
Member Since: 24th Sep 2007
Total posts: 185
Posted:I wish poje had the brains to have a wish that I could corrupt so this thread could go on. biggrin

Mata Ashita!

Time...Line?? Time isn't made of lines! It's made of circles! That's why clocks are ROUND.

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Posted:Well thats calling the kettle black..... hehe

I wish I had a better computer.


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JauntyJames
JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Member Since: 22nd Dec 2004
Total posts: 3533
Posted:Oh, this is way too easy. Your new super-computer goes totally HAL 9000 on you.

I wish I knew how to craft neon signs.


-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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Posted:You learn how to craft neon signs but break one in the process filling the air with gas and glass shards. Your body recks havok on you and the glass creates sore that never heal.

I wish my computer didnt go HAL 9000.


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Fireina
member
Location: Broomfield, Colorado
Member Since: 14th Aug 2007
Total posts: 143
Posted:Since I have to corrupt this wish, it's pretty obvious that it still goes HAL 9000 on you.

I wish I didn't have to go pee right now.


"Watch those explosions in the sky and you'll go blind, but not this time. Will you live in hope or dark desire? What can I say? F*ck love give me fire." ~Cities Of Night by Blaqk Audio (Davey Havok)

Proudly MCRmy

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Invader Xan
Invader Xan

Your friendly neighbourhood mad scientist
Location: Over the hills and far away
Member Since: 7th May 2005
Total posts: 479
Posted:Well I suppose you don't really have to go... But you'd probably have to clean up the mess. tongue


I wish I had a handful of magic beans!


"Love the art in yourself and not yourself in the art."
--Konstantin Stanislavisky

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HikkaisPuppet
HikkaisPuppet

member
Location: Dark side of the moon
Member Since: 24th Sep 2007
Total posts: 185
Posted:You get a handful of amgic beans, but forget this wish and eat them. Then some foreign spiky plant grows in your body and takes over your mind. It kills all of your loved ones and deletes your HoP account (Oh noes!) Then when you have control over your body again...well you can guess the rest.

I wish my hair would self dry.


Mata Ashita!

Time...Line?? Time isn't made of lines! It's made of circles! That's why clocks are ROUND.

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hamamelis
hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.
Member Since: 5th Jan 2006
Total posts: 756
Posted:Your hair gets so good at drying, it starts actually drying the surrounding area.. and you turn Australia into even more of a desert than it already is, before being lynched by an angry mob.

I wish I had a pet, non-vampire duck.


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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JonnyRok
JonnyRok

Look! I'm Darth Bunny!
Location: Sunny South Africa
Member Since: 2nd May 2005
Total posts: 446
Posted:You get a pet duck, which turns out to be a zombie.

I wish for cake


Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Yo ho fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!

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hamamelis
hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.
Member Since: 5th Jan 2006
Total posts: 756
Posted:You get poo cake.

Thanks for the Zombie duck, I secretly wanted one biggrin

I wish it would stop raining, I'm all soggy.


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:It stops raining. It starts to hail.

I wish that I had a silver pocketwatch with a moonphase indicator calibrated to the southern hemisphear


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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UnclassifiedLeggyGirl
UnclassifiedLeggyGirl

One day penguins will take over the world
Location: Derby
Member Since: 15th Aug 2006
Total posts: 916
Posted:you have a silver pocketwatch with a moonphase indicator calibrated to the southern hemisphere, but i stamp on it and it breaks into a thousand tiny pieces biggrin

i wish i didn't have a headache


ummmm...........anybody have any suggestions as to what i can put here?!

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Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs...
Member Since: 1st Sep 2004
Total posts: 2719
Posted:your headache spreads to your entire body and you ache all over... FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY!!!!!!!!!!

I wish I had pots and pots full of gold


ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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UnclassifiedLeggyGirl
UnclassifiedLeggyGirl

One day penguins will take over the world
Location: Derby
Member Since: 15th Aug 2006
Total posts: 916
Posted:you have pots and pots full of gold.... fools gold!

thats what you get for making me ache tongue

i wish i could go home


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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:you go home to find out one of yer toys spontaniously cumbusted, burning yer once beautiful home into....well not so much any more.



I wish i may.


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Fireina
member
Location: Broomfield, Colorado
Member Since: 14th Aug 2007
Total posts: 143
Posted:Oops, I said the wish spell wrong and now you're just left wishing you might do something random such as crawl on all fours for the rest of eternity.

I wish my hands wern't so freakin cold!


"Watch those explosions in the sky and you'll go blind, but not this time. Will you live in hope or dark desire? What can I say? F*ck love give me fire." ~Cities Of Night by Blaqk Audio (Davey Havok)

Proudly MCRmy

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JauntyJames
JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Member Since: 22nd Dec 2004
Total posts: 3533
Posted:Your hands are on fire.

I wish that obsidian was white.


-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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Mr Majestik
Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear
Member Since: 9th Mar 2004
Total posts: 4693
Posted:obsidian was white, but over time it faded to an off cream....it just wasnt the same.

i wish i could cease the existance of time at will.


"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs...
Member Since: 1st Sep 2004
Total posts: 2719
Posted:You do, but you can't start it again...

I wish I had a large cake of cream


ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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UnclassifiedLeggyGirl
UnclassifiedLeggyGirl

One day penguins will take over the world
Location: Derby
Member Since: 15th Aug 2006
Total posts: 916
Posted:you have a large cake of cream, but it falls off the table and splatters all over the floor, where a random dog comes by and licks it all up.

i wish my cat was alive


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Phai
member

Member Since: 6th Jan 2007
Total posts: 113
Posted:You receive said cake, in the traditional clown stunt of throwing cream cake at a person's face.



I wish this wish was incorruptible. Ha!


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UnclassifiedLeggyGirl
UnclassifiedLeggyGirl

One day penguins will take over the world
Location: Derby
Member Since: 15th Aug 2006
Total posts: 916
Posted:the wish is incorruptible.... but you wait for something to happen (since is what usually happens when one makes a wish) and you die of old age

same wish as above


ummmm...........anybody have any suggestions as to what i can put here?!

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rin_666
rin_666

enthusiast
Location: cambridge
Member Since: 30th Jul 2006
Total posts: 223
Posted:you're cat comes back from the dead and creates a zombie cat army and takes over the world enslvaing all of humanity.

I wish I remembered sociology


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Posted:You remember sociology but forget your own name.

I wish I had breakfast.


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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:you had breakfast, mmmm left over cream corn and soggy bacon.



I wish i had a dollar


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