LazyAngelGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,895 posts
Location: Cambridge UK


Posted:
nullBeard festival strikes britain

Because ActiveAngel sounds like a feminine deodorant

Like sex, I'm much more interesting in real life than online.

'Be the change you want to see in the world around you' - Ghandi


PinkNigelPinker than thou
336 posts
Location: A little pink world all my own..


Posted:
I'm astounded that the article didn't include extensive photographic coverage.

A wise man once said: "You have two ears and one mouth, therefore you should shut the censored up and listen" (though, to be fair, he might not've put it _quite_ like that..)


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
There's video coverage on htpp://www.theage.com.au unfortunately, i don't know how to link to videos.

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


clarence_quackSILVER Member
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia


Posted:
I read the title of this thread.. Then thought "where's the moustache thread? George will be needing that!"

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
George could have entered the moustash division!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
BEEARDS!

ॐ

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy


PinkNigelPinker than thou
336 posts
Location: A little pink world all my own..


Posted:
There's some pictures here

A wise man once said: "You have two ears and one mouth, therefore you should shut the censored up and listen" (though, to be fair, he might not've put it _quite_ like that..)


Invader XanSILVER Member
Your friendly neighbourhood mad scientist
479 posts
Location: Over the hills and far away, United Kingdom


Posted:
The beeb has some good pictures! biggrin



(News article link).

"Love the art in yourself and not yourself in the art."
--Konstantin Stanislavisky


alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
beards are great fun, ain't they sym? ubblol


Non-Https Image Link


it's amazing what you can find on t'inter web biggrin

DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
Yay for the Beard

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


fake teeth and glueBRONZE Member
Checking who's online, watching you!
1,972 posts
Location: somewhere, England (UK)


Posted:
beards are indeed fun and useful for thinking.

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


hanhanmember
38 posts
Location: Sydney


Posted:
I think there should be a regulated limit to the amount of food one can ‘save’ in their beard.. ubbrollsmile

I love my new CareBear hula hoops smile


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
Sometimes being female is a curse. frown

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


hanhanmember
38 posts
Location: Sydney


Posted:
why? some chicks have beards... if your not one of the lucky one's you could always adopt.

I love my new CareBear hula hoops smile


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:

Non-Https Image Link

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
How do you adopt a beard? confused

Except in 'Life of Brian' style, but that's more accurately called buying one...

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


Invader XanSILVER Member
Your friendly neighbourhood mad scientist
479 posts
Location: Over the hills and far away, United Kingdom


Posted:
First, you need to find a bearded orphan...

"Love the art in yourself and not yourself in the art."
--Konstantin Stanislavisky


fake teeth and glueBRONZE Member
Checking who's online, watching you!
1,972 posts
Location: somewhere, England (UK)


Posted:
skin graft?

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


PeleBRONZE Member
the henna lady
6,193 posts
Location: WNY, USA


Posted:
 Written by: triskaidekia


Sometimes being female is a curse. frown



depending on your family history, just wait til you're an old lady! wink

Pele
Higher, higher burning fire...making music like a choir
"Oooh look! A pub!" -exclaimed after recovering from a stupid fall
"And for the decadence of art, nothing beats a roaring fire." -TMK


SymBRONZE Member
Geek-enviro-hippy priest
1,858 posts
Location: Diss, Norfolk, United Kingdom


Posted:
I went to this smile and I took part smile I didn't win anything though, but I did get on stage in front of about 2000 people, have my photo taken for Time and I got interviewed for a local web site. smile

The web site is here: https://www.handlebarclub.co.uk/wbmchomef.html

Some of you may know Guy (does yoyo and other things) who came 3rd in the Imperial Mustache category: https://www.handlebarclub.co.uk/wbmcwin/guyheathcote.jpg

There's too many home fires burning and not enough trees


pkBRONZE Member
Lambretta Fanatic
4,997 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
i gots me sen a beard... dont grow very fast mind!.

burningoftheclaveySILVER Member
lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
926 posts
Location: over yonder, New Zealand


Posted:
I would like a beard, purely for the fact that if you have a beard and are stroking it, doesnt matter what you're thinking about, (could be what to have for tea tonight) you look like you're contemplating the worlds most intricate psychological theory...or something.

Without said beard, you are stroking a hairless chin and dont look intelligent at all. However, i guess a bearded lady wouldnt look extremely pensive either... not to offend any females out there with facial hair!!

on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

Owned by Brenn smile


Skrytinn_QveldrigaBRONZE Member
delectatio morosa, gaudium, desiderium
160 posts
Location: furthur..., Germany


Posted:
haha thats exactly the reason i grew mine. hahahahaha

meow
biggrin happy little panda bear biggrin
peace
i love you



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