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bluecatgeek, level 1
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere

Posted:
but there are only three pieces of cake left, and after that the choice is only '...or death'

yours

the izzardians

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fluffy napalm fairyCarpal \'Tunnel
3,638 posts
Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land

Posted:
FREE ANTIDOTE HERE

Geologists do it in the dirt................ spank

fluffy napalm fairyCarpal \'Tunnel
3,638 posts
Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land

Posted:
Antidote to cake - not death.

I lost my monkey too

Geologists do it in the dirt................ spank

colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom

Posted:
i just noticed - shouldn't this have been moved to the 'either/or' thread before it really got going...?

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales

Posted:
MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY!

theres you are FNF..more free parnsips for giraffes.

and suddenly a rather small penguin waddled past playing an xbox which was formerly in another life a tubular bandage.

underneath the magical carrot tree was a peice of paper that had a sign. the sign read.. "GSOH, wltm swf 80+ n/s ". he had found himself a badger and was using it to clean his nether reigons
Shereezalsmember
12 posts
Location: Southampton

Posted:
missfrog, i like your monkey butt! (in a non-lesbianic sense of course!)

Shereezals.x.

***cheese is milk's leap towards immortality***

sea gypsyBRONZE Member
member
51 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom

Posted:
what kind of cake
what kind of death

...never just an ordinary girl.

_Stix_Pooh-Bah
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land

Posted:
I think it may be the dead kind..


I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..

Lavendergrrrlmember
25 posts
Location: Sacramento California

Posted:
quick speedy painless death?
slow painful gruesome death?

Im game.... you know if there isnt any cake left.

I'm the girl next door to the girl next door

GlåssDIAMOND Member
The Ministry of Manipulation
2,523 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom

Posted:
a dead kind of cake?
eh
DomBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,009 posts
Location: Bristol, UK

Posted:
crumbs!
.Morph.SILVER Member
addict
669 posts
Location: Lancashire, UK

Posted:
Ah, there's always a third hidden option, crumbs....
is that crumbs of death or cake, & poisoned or unpoisoned?

I'll have jam on toast plse.
pkBRONZE Member
Lambretta Fanatic
4,997 posts
Location: United Kingdom

Posted:
death huh!
you all chose the death, i chose to lick the plate, thats better than eating those measly crumbs if theres no cake.
bluecatgeek, level 1
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere

Posted:
no jam on toast. and the plate is made of arsenic.

R

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pkBRONZE Member
Lambretta Fanatic
4,997 posts
Location: United Kingdom

Posted:
but that dont work mr blue! it should have been posted befor that the plate was made of arsnic, and you cant goback and edit a previous post either.
bluecatgeek, level 1
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere

Posted:
you should have checked mr pk.

the plate was always arsenic and you just had to jump in(and the knife is nasty too...)

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fluffy napalm fairyCarpal \'Tunnel
3,638 posts
Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land

Posted:
what happens if I choose not to come to your tea party? Does that mean I escape death and cake and arsenic plates? Or is there another danger awaiting me?........

Geologists do it in the dirt................ spank

CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom

Posted:
Nice thread. I particularly like the bit when Jon really didn't understand what was going on. And the bit when Coleman wanted to move this thread into another thread like the the insane somebody he truly is.


I must state for the record that, very soon, my sange will be dans le chambre.

And that this thread is in no way like the either/or thread as it it prefers to be a poor take off of an Eddie Izzard sketch.

Ok back to your seats...

Meh

SaBBaSenthusiast
215 posts
Location: Madrid, Spain

Posted:
je suis le president de burundi

Don't you destroy your enemy by making him your friend?? - Rev Bem (Magog), Andromeda

bluecatgeek, level 1
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere

Posted:
et le chat est sur la table.


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Kittytheravequeenmember
285 posts
Location: down the bottom of the garden,england

Posted:
bluecat can i have the vegeterian option please?

and by the way what have u been reading? the gospel accourding to st.bastard? ciao!

i'll draw you a picture ill draw it with a twist ill draw it with a razorblade ill draw it on my wrist and if i do it right a red fountain will appear washing away my sorrow washing away my fear

dwuanosmember
79 posts
Location: Freo

Posted:
Let them eat cake so she said
Let them die when their feed
Is there any point to this thread,
or are we all just better off dead?
UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales

Posted:
ou est mon petit voiture?
Nathdaninjamember
271 posts
Location: Manchester, England

Posted:
le petit poisson son don la pubelle
That's about as much French as your getting out of me!
Is there any chance of some non poisonous cheese and biscuits?

boing...boing...When the naive man admits his naivete, he is no longer naive.Thus, all people are regarded by society as either ignorant or a liar.Wonders never cease, as long as you never cease to wonder.

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