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but there are only three pieces of cake left, and after that the choice is only '...or death'
yours
the izzardians
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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cake please
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one down.
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The Ministry of Manipulation
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erm Cake?
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one left... then its death i'm afraid.
Holistic Spinner (I hope)
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Cake me baby
boing...boing...When the naive man admits his naivete, he is no longer naive.Thus, all people are regarded by society as either ignorant or a liar.Wonders never cease, as long as you never cease to wonder.
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you're caked
but its death for the rest of you
(one bit of chicken but i wouldn't recommend it its been out for days)
(free range tho.....)
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big and good and broken
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can i have the chicken instead anyway please?
salmonella still comes just above death in my book
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
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is there any cake left?
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I think bluecat is trying to make his own swing on the either/or thread to beat pk...
anyway, I'll take some chicken
hmm
Kinudin
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coleman got the chicken tho.
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Ive had cake, but can I get a little death too?
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perhaps a rat in a robe with a scythe will suffice?
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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wrong litterary connection, sorry try again.
Clue: think dirty
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-><- Kallisti
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don't you get your stiff out in here as well.
or there'll be trouble.
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old hand
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um excuse me I'd just like to point out that there's ladies present
I don't know where.. I just heard a rumour..
It might not even be true.
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I'd have chosen cake, but I was busy trying to get the monkey off the branch...
Dance like it hurts; Love like you need money; Work like someone is watching.
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old hand
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ps. cake for me too please if there's enough but unless there's a magician or some extra cake that someone's not telling us about then I think I missed out didn't I.
"I don't take drugs. I am drugs" - Salvador Dali
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i lost mine talking to some french guy.
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the monkey that is. not the extra cake.
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some has been watching way to much Eddie Izzard...
OH SHIT! did i leave the oven on?
NAH! IM A FUKIN SQUIRREL!!!!!
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Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!
Master of the Free Hug Program
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mmm, my cake tasted slightly like death to me. I've been conned!
boing...boing...When the naive man admits his naivete, he is no longer naive.Thus, all people are regarded by society as either ignorant or a liar.Wonders never cease, as long as you never cease to wonder.
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Ha!
the poisoned cake worked.
antidotes are £378 per syringeful(can be bought from blufeline enterprises). 5 syringes guarantees life
the poison kicks in after approx 1hour, death occurs 4 hours later.
and i have spare! unpoisoned! nice! cake. 3 pieces. any takers?
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big and good and broken
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i'll pass on the cake cheers (looks like it's got spooooores to me).
but i'll take some more moody chicken if you have any?
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
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Location: Manchester, England
I actaully had to leave work about hour ago cos I was feeling dodge! Grrrr! You've lost me money and sold me death disguised as ca...crrr...kkkkaadfsll
boing...boing...When the naive man admits his naivete, he is no longer naive.Thus, all people are regarded by society as either ignorant or a liar.Wonders never cease, as long as you never cease to wonder.
The Ministry of Manipulation
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I haven't eaten mine yet, I can share it with all, if you don't want death
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um...
im lost..
there seem sto be no actuall structure to this thread...and to get me confused/ worried takes some doing..
Cake lover
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ooOooH! I am the cake connoisseur of the universe. I'm very good at cake
What sort of cake is it anyway bluecat?
Please can I eat the three unpoisoned nice pieces?
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Official Cake Connesuer of the Universe?
Hmmm...
Do you have a flag?
I thought not. No flag, no universe, you can't have one!
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