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87wt2gxq7veteran
1,502 posts
Location: Birmingham


Posted:
New time wastey!

Say how you think the person who posted before you will die.
Yes, you can make stuff up.

Remember, PLAY NICELY! ...or if you have to be nasty then at least be funny with it.

wink

darkness-beforeGOLD Member
Rock is dead, long live paper and scissors
197 posts
Location: The sea, United Kingdom


Posted:
Waiting for a doctors apointment to have corective surgery for injuries from inaanimate object damage following the death of doc lightning. eek

Probably involving some sort of cucumber....

Probably.

Eagles may soar but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines.

Telepath wanted, you know where to apply.


SkattoGOLD Member
Walking on whims...
687 posts
Location: Eastbourne, UK


Posted:
Death by non-stop spading.

hug

Skatto

"Fly like a mouse,
Run like a cushion,
Be the small bookcase."

For goodness sake, don't aggravate the otters!!!


fake teeth and glueBRONZE Member
Checking who's online, watching you!
1,972 posts
Location: somewhere, England (UK)


Posted:
death by hugs...........deadly ones!

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


darkness-beforeGOLD Member
Rock is dead, long live paper and scissors
197 posts
Location: The sea, United Kingdom


Posted:
I don't wanna be spaded! umm Sounds most inconvinient.

I'd settle for a smaller garden implement, a watering can maybe.

Death by sickening kindness to the degree that only 3 year olds with sticky sweet fingers, old ladys and bunnies could possibly come close to dishing out.

Eagles may soar but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines.

Telepath wanted, you know where to apply.


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
will die in an attack of the killer tomatoes

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


UCOFSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
15,414 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
Killer tomatoes
(I remember watching this cartoon on Parallel9 YEARS ago (12+?))

Gayle......!SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom


Posted:
eating too much bacon wink

Gayle.....!


jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
Gayle will live to the ripe old age of 80 and unfortunately die when her breakdancing finally takes it's toll. frown

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
drowning in a vat of strawberries!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


pineapple peteSILVER Member
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia


Posted:
explosively launched over a rainbow wink

hug

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*


87wt2gxq7veteran
1,502 posts
Location: Birmingham


Posted:
Cut to pieces, juiced and drowned in a pina colada.

Gayle......!SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom


Posted:
inhalation of alphabetty spaghetti

Gayle.....!


darkness-beforeGOLD Member
Rock is dead, long live paper and scissors
197 posts
Location: The sea, United Kingdom


Posted:
Forgetting to breath during a giggle fit because of repeated use of the word labradoodle. ubblol biggrin

Eagles may soar but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines.

Telepath wanted, you know where to apply.


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
Will die laughing at his own joke

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
 Written by: McAlpine


But luckily, Doc's death will just involve an angry farmer, and a whole load of stampeding goats.



You gotta admit, if you gotta go, that's definately a cool way to go about it.

Especially because Dizzypheonix will die in a Hitchcock-style "The Birds" attack of phoenixes upset at him for misspelling the name of their species.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


pineapple peteSILVER Member
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia


Posted:
but.. doc is invincible smile

hug

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*


87wt2gxq7veteran
1,502 posts
Location: Birmingham


Posted:
will be kidnapped by an outraged thread-starter and taken to a dark, dank basement on the outskirts of the city. Will be beaten to death with a wet rope, to blood-curdling shrieks of "He killed the thread! He broke the chain! The horror of it! He killed the precious thread! We can't stand for this, we can't WE CAN'T AND WE WON'T!!!"

MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Petey will be smooshed to death. Duh!



And 87wt2gxq7 will happen to be standing under a three-ton sack of lead typesetting characters when the sack suddenly decides to give. Oh, the irony! ubblol

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


87wt2gxq7veteran
1,502 posts
Location: Birmingham


Posted:
HAHAAaa!!!
[tiny voice]that's not irony[/voice] wink


will be struck by lightning and given SUPERPOWERS that make him super-fast, super-smart and super-duper and will spend two weeks saving people and doing good deeds, but then realise that the trade-off is a super-increased metabolism that makes him age super-quick. Will die, biological age 100, just after rescuing an old lady's stolen handbag and giving the muggers a damn good slapping, and decompse and turn to ashes before he hits the ground.

MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Viva la Indiana Jones and the wrong grail!

For his next death-obliging trick, 87 will fall into a vat of alphabet soup and drown.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


monseratSILVER Member
My flabber is gasted
737 posts
Location: waaaay south of heaven, United Kingdom


Posted:
by pressing the DON'T button

Chaos is the natural state of the universe

Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.

honourary militant margerine ninJAH

If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done


BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
In an orgy of defenestration

ॐ

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy


mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
 Written by: Brenn



In an orgy of defenestration





thats rather funny, cos the first thing i thought of when i saw defentration



was a band i used to like




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now i wouldn't mine going in an orgy with her, but there are to many men there, and would ruin it for me (for the record, the right amount is 0) so less of an orgy...but still...



so yeah, rambling post ending......now!



oh and bren, you will die in bed, with all your loved ones around you, while you slowly drift off into a quiet sleep.

no one will cry, there will be no sorrow, but all will miss you, and know that a loved one has passed on
EDITED_BY: mech (1181828481)

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blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
a pot plant will land on his head..ironically it will not have been meant for him.

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


87wt2gxq7veteran
1,502 posts
Location: Birmingham


Posted:
eaten by zombies of bisexual LARPing goths.

blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
By cooking himself from the inside out during an elaborate practical joke.

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


monseratSILVER Member
My flabber is gasted
737 posts
Location: waaaay south of heaven, United Kingdom


Posted:
as the result of a dare involiving a spoon, a dolphin and several pounds of slightly salted popcorn

Chaos is the natural state of the universe

Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.

honourary militant margerine ninJAH

If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done


87wt2gxq7veteran
1,502 posts
Location: Birmingham


Posted:
of gasto-flabbiosis.

SkattoGOLD Member
Walking on whims...
687 posts
Location: Eastbourne, UK


Posted:
You'll die via a How-Many-Lobsters-Can-You-Hold-In-Your-Pants competition.

tongue

Skatto

"Fly like a mouse,
Run like a cushion,
Be the small bookcase."

For goodness sake, don't aggravate the otters!!!


AurinkoBRONZE Member
hello!
1,034 posts
Location: Amsterdam, Netherlands


Posted:
will probably be scared to death by his own avatar

a swapped test-playboy, set free by NOn, idolizing the tea fairy; Dragosani spiritual freedom agreement reached 18th Sept 2006


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