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87wt2gxq7


87wt2gxq7

veteran
Location: Birmingham

Total posts: 1502
Posted:New time wastey!

Say how you think the person who posted before you will die.
Yes, you can make stuff up.

Remember, PLAY NICELY! ...or if you have to be nasty then at least be funny with it.

wink


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fake teeth and glue
BRONZE Member since Aug 2003

fake teeth and glue

Checking who's online, watching you!
Location: somewhere

Total posts: 1972
Posted:I THINK THE PERSON ABOVE ME WILL DIE OF OLD AGE AFTER HAVING A LONG LIFE, ALTHOUGH I DO THINK THEY WILL BE DRIVEN MAD BY "THE GAME" FOR THE LAST 50 OR SO YEARS OF THEIR LIFE.
MIGHT NOT BE VERY ACCURATE BUT IT'S HOW I THINK YOU'LL GO........>SYMPATHIES<


you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.

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_Aime_
SILVER Member since Jan 2004

_Aime_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hastings

Total posts: 4172
Posted:^ dies of starvation after not being able to un-superglue their finger from the caps lock.

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FireTom


Stargazer


Total posts: 6650
Posted:hopefully never... wink

the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink

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alien_oddity


alien_oddity

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: in the trees

Total posts: 7193
Posted:gets incinerated from spending too long walking on the sunny side wink

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Sambo_Flux
GOLD Member since Jun 2006

Sambo_Flux

Introverted
Location: Norf London

Total posts: 833
Posted:Has a heart attack after someone plays Napalm Death through an 237 inch sub that he's got his head stuck in for a joke. In a field in the middle of nowhere.



Edit: Aged 87


My Mind is a Ship
Emotions become the Waves
Soul is the Ocean

If a quizz is quizzical, what is a test?

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:in an unfortunate skiing accident involving a moose

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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esmokah
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

esmokah

journeyman
Location: wisconsin

Total posts: 75
Posted:Doing the "Beer Barrel Polka" at their nephew's wedding reception. (Things got out of hand, for a polka)

I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old chevy nova it'll light up the night sky!

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DarkFyre
BRONZE Member since Nov 2005

DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North

Total posts: 1965
Posted:while tripping in a feild of mushrooms a genuine trip occures and he falls into a bottomless pit (In reality its just a small dip in the ground but mushrooms can play very strange tricks on your mind)

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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hamamelis
BRONZE Member since Jan 2006

hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.

Total posts: 756
Posted:By finding the fountain of youth in extreme old age- but unfortunately overdosing and returning to a short, pointless life as an egg and sperm.

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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87wt2gxq7


87wt2gxq7

veteran
Location: Birmingham

Total posts: 1502
Posted:One day he decides to spin round and round and round to see how long he can spin and continue to stand up. He spins faster and faster and faster and fasTER AND FASTER until air friction itself heats him up until he ignites!

He's instantly burned to ashes, but the vortex created by his super-fast spinning sucks in all the ashes and fuses them together into exactly the same configuration and he lives again! He thinks "woah that was cool" and does it again. He spins and spins and spins, gets incinerated again and LO! he is re-constituted again by the little mini-hurricane he creates around himself. He thinks "woah that was cool" and decides to do it again... and again... and again... and again... UNTIL THE END OF TIME, MY PRETTIES!!!! :O


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87wt2gxq7


87wt2gxq7

veteran
Location: Birmingham

Total posts: 1502
Posted:D'OH! That was meant to be for dizzypheonix. Guess you're doomed to an eternal cetrifugal end, triskaidekia.. shrug
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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:ctrl+V will die forgetting how to type his own name wink

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:an ignomious bubble blowing attempt in which she inhales hug

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted:While attempting to flee from a giant carnivorous peach. hug

&#2384;

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy

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pineapple pete
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

pineapple pete

water based
Location: melbourne

Total posts: 5125
Posted:atempting to flee from *BEES*

hug


"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:my invisible friend will beat him up tongue

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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clarence_quack
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder

Total posts: 1927
Posted:Shot down in combat whilest heroicaly fighting the anti-HoP infidels...
Or at least thats the way we'll report it. Truth is, she tripped over and fell in the latrine :P


Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks

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DarkFyre
BRONZE Member since Nov 2005

DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North

Total posts: 1965
Posted:duck hunting or the slaughter house

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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clarence_quack
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder

Total posts: 1927
Posted:Attacked by a crazed duck.

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks

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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted:Was in the wrong place at the wrong time (Read: inside an enemy base rigged with explosives by a very cunning Albert has.)

&#2384;

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy

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clarence_quack
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder

Total posts: 1927
Posted:Got hit by a car approximately 5 seconds after he changed his name to Frankie.

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks

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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted:Fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monsterrrrrrr hug

&#2384;

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy

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clarence_quack
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder

Total posts: 1927
Posted:You can tell its getting late- That just made me laugh so hard I now have tears in my eyes!

Now ye shall be burninated alive by Trogdor!


Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton

Total posts: 197
Posted:How morbid ubblol fair enough...umm

with syle and grace while trying to break a world record


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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shocked_prawn
SILVER Member since Apr 2007

shocked_prawn

old hand
Location: Sunderland, UK

Total posts: 865
Posted:peacefully

Proud Co-Owner of PoiBoi
Owned by J.A.C

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Nephtys


Nephtys

resident fridge magnet
Location: Utrecht, The Netherlands

Total posts: 835
Posted:Aged 106, when her hair, which is at that time dyed fire-engine-red, unfortunately attracts the attention of a penguin which was abandoned by its parents as a chick and then raised by Spanish bulls.
EDITED_BY: Nephtys (1181661701)


everyone's unique except me

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faith enfire
BRONZE Member since Jan 2006

faith enfire

wandering thru the woods of WI
Location: Wisconsin

Total posts: 3556
Posted:at age 76, will lose grip of the fridge and fall to their death

Faith
Nay, whatever comes one hour was sunlit and the most high gods may not make boast of any better thing than to have watched that hour as it passed

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fake teeth and glue
BRONZE Member since Aug 2003

fake teeth and glue

Checking who's online, watching you!
Location: somewhere

Total posts: 1972
Posted:by spontaneous combustion

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:Something involving mayonnaise, a rubber band, and a down comforter.

But the details elude me. biggrin


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Skatto
GOLD Member since Jan 2007

Skatto

Walking on whims...
Location: Eastbourne, UK

Total posts: 687
Posted:Oh noes!! frown

Death by drowning in fiberglass is most painful indeed!!
As is death by lamination!!

But luckily, Doc's death will just involve an angry farmer, and a whole load of stampeding goats.


Skatto

"Fly like a mouse,
Run like a cushion,
Be the small bookcase."

For goodness sake, don't aggravate the otters!!!

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