How will the person above you die? - Page:3

Walking on whims...
Location: Eastbourne, UK

Total posts: 687

Posted:15th Jun 2007Will be taped to a very large magnet, before being placed next to a large box of sharp and pointy needles. wink

Skatto

"Fly like a mouse,
Run like a cushion,
Be the small bookcase."

For goodness sake, don't aggravate the otters!!!

clarence_quack
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder

Total posts: 1927

Posted:15th Jun 2007Falling off a ski lift in the middle of summer.

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks

87wt2gxq7

veteran
Location: Birmingham

Total posts: 1502

Posted:16th Jun 2007of inappropriate insertions.

addict

Total posts: 449

Posted:16th Jun 2007will be trapped inside a vacuum cleaner

Walking on whims...
Location: Eastbourne, UK

Total posts: 687

Posted:16th Jun 2007Will be trapped inside some form of reasonably large animal, most likely a genetically modified Otter.

Skatto

"Fly like a mouse,
Run like a cushion,
Be the small bookcase."

For goodness sake, don't aggravate the otters!!!

fake teeth and glue
BRONZE Member since Aug 2003

Checking who's online, watching you!
Location: somewhere

Total posts: 1972

Posted:16th Jun 2007An unfortunate death after feeding the pigeons laxatives!

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.

Masked52

member
Location: Kiwi land sounds great!

Total posts: 83

Posted:16th Jun 2007By the revolt of the people of his nation which he ran as a evil corrupt Totalitarian dictator. They will hang him in the square surrounded by thousands of the people on all sides chanting his death.

Fire eaters are the most conceited people. Especially when they're on fire. "Help me, save me, put me out, me, me, me..."

-Paolo the Fire Eater

faith enfire
BRONZE Member since Jan 2006

wandering thru the woods of WI
Location: Wisconsin

Total posts: 3556

Posted:16th Jun 2007choking while eating fruit with many a mask on

Faith
Nay, whatever comes one hour was sunlit and the most high gods may not make boast of any better thing than to have watched that hour as it passed

addict

Total posts: 449

Posted:16th Jun 2007got addicted to a massively multiplayer online RPG and died from fatigue/starvation.

Walking on whims...
Location: Eastbourne, UK

Total posts: 687

Posted:16th Jun 2007You'll go to a fancy dress party dressed up as a rather convincing horse; but unfortunately for you - bandits strike the party, and make off with all the household cash! They see you, as a horse, and jump onto your back for a quick getaway. Half a mile down the rode they realise their folly, and decide to throw you into a pub in Wolverhampton, which is full of some rather brutish looking thugs. They shove into the crowd and call out "This fool in the horse skin says that Slade are rubbish!!"

The rest, as they say, is history.

Skatto

"Fly like a mouse,
Run like a cushion,
Be the small bookcase."

For goodness sake, don't aggravate the otters!!!

addict

Total posts: 449

Posted:17th Jun 2007Became CEO of a large company, and got very wealthy, eventually to the point where he thought he was god. To demonstrate his godlyness, he wanted to feel like he was living in the clouds so he set up a bedroom on the roof of a skyscraper, where the material on the roof was white and fluffy like a cloud. Sadly, the stress of being a CEO meant he had developed a habit of sleepwalking, and one night, he sleepwalked off the roof.

addict

Total posts: 449

Posted:17th Jun 2007^^ ummm, why did i write that last post in past tense?? only just noticed it. i guess McAlpine must have died in between the time of him posting and me posting

alien_oddity

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: in the trees

Total posts: 7193

Posted:17th Jun 2007a bad reaction to too much acid, never come down and forever be an EMO ubblol

Walking on whims...
Location: Eastbourne, UK

Total posts: 687

Posted:18th Jun 2007I'm not sure... it's a bit foggy, but I can definitely make out the distinctive form of a windmill, and I can hear the cawing of seagulls.

Ah wait. I see. You're going to buy Powerisers, jump too high, get stuck in the rotating wood of a windmill, and slowly be eaten alive by birds!!

Don't buy those Powerisers Ravehead! Give them to me instead, I shall risk your fate!! tongue

Skatto

"Fly like a mouse,
Run like a cushion,
Be the small bookcase."

For goodness sake, don't aggravate the otters!!!

clarence_quack
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder

Total posts: 1927

Posted:18th Jun 2007Attacked by a group of energizer bunnies during mating season

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks

evilgoomba
BRONZE Member since May 2007

Member
Location: North Carolina

Total posts: 11

Posted:18th Jun 2007The lilliputians will come for your soul in the night. Do not fear though for it is your destiny to rule the tiny magical beings in their cave of wonders...

Cheese is my god.

Firewarrior

newbie

Total posts: 10

Posted:18th Jun 2007i'll kill him :] with a blunt knife, listening to his screams...

Are you as bored as me? smile
466656923 - my ICQ

addict

Total posts: 449

Posted:19th Jun 2007Will become an infamous figutive hacker, and will move out into the desert to escape the establishment, effectively disappearing. To continue with your hacking prodigy, even in the desert you gain access to the internet by hacking satellites with your trusty home-made satellite dish. Ironically though, one day while hacking a satellite dish you accidentally alter its trajectory, and knock it out of orbit. It falls directly onto your little haven, and crushes you.... to death.