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Congratulations HoP!!!!!
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Do you do the poiz?
530 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Vote 1 for yes!
"In the end there is only fire and a waterfall"
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
NO! NOT ANYTHING GOES! I SAID NO RULES!
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QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Why would we be here if we didn't love hop?!
Bad people that vote no.
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
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1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand
We all love HoP and those that voted No need a smacked bum
May my balls of fire set your balls on fire 
Walking on whims...
687 posts
Location: Eastbourne, UK
How can you not love HoP.
Well, other than the fact that it distracts me from practicing!!!
Long live HoP-ness.
Skatto
"Fly like a mouse,
Run like a cushion,
Be the small bookcase."
For goodness sake, don't aggravate the otters!!!
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
some people voted no!!!
methinks they might need a stint in my army! discipline is needed!!!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
enthusiast
223 posts
Location: cambridge, United Kingdom
Written by: Brenn
NO! NOT ANYTHING GOES! I SAID NO RULES!
He liiiiives in a.....bottle bank!!!!!!
newbie
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Location: Findlay, Ohio, USA
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1,972 posts
Location: somewhere, England (UK)
hehe
you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!
knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.
with added berries
1,365 posts
Location: Manchester, England (UK)
I like juggling ice
Live like there is no tomorrow,
dance like nobody is watching
and hula hoop like wiggling will save the world.
“What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.”
Ralph Waldo Emerson
965 posts
Location: London
Written by: Brenn
NO! NOT ANYTHING GOES! I SAID NO RULES!
I LOVE BLACK BOOKS
Q:"How many Jugglers Does it take to change a light bulb?"
A:"One, but another 99 others saying,'I could do that if I only practised more'"
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1,972 posts
Location: somewhere, England (UK)
the books of the blackness are good
bernard..bernard....
**what!**
***what?***
i ate.....
***WHAT?***
i ate your bee's.........
you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!
knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.
965 posts
Location: London
Fran: Do you know nothing about modern culture, Bernard? Beckham, Posh, Pokemon...
Bernard: Pacman. It's pronounced Pacman.
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Manny: Do you think I should wash my beard?
Bernard: I think you should, yeah. You should wash your beard, then shave it off, nail it to a Frisbee and fling it over a rainbow.
Brilliant Show. *sigh*
Q:"How many Jugglers Does it take to change a light bulb?"
A:"One, but another 99 others saying,'I could do that if I only practised more'"
Gate Keeper to Shocked_Prawn. None may pass.
Walking on whims...
687 posts
Location: Eastbourne, UK
I love it when he pulls the scissors out and cuts the string of Manny's yoyo.
Skatto
"Fly like a mouse,
Run like a cushion,
Be the small bookcase."
For goodness sake, don't aggravate the otters!!!
addict
669 posts
Location: Lancashire, UK
Bernard: You know what you are? You're a beard with an idiot hanging off it.
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1,972 posts
Location: somewhere, England (UK)
"i'de like some fries please"
""how many?""
"what?"
""how many fries?""
"err, about 50....?"
you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!
knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Written by: rin_666Written by: Brenn
NO! NOT ANYTHING GOES! I SAID NO RULES!
He liiiiives in a.....bottle bank!!!!!!
Bernard: ".............AW HAW! BRILLIANT! " *starts writing feverishly
Manny: "..and...and......he plays the Trombone!"
Bernard: " YES! YES! BRILLIANT!" *continues writing feverishly."
Manny: "....and....he only.....er.....eats licorice!"
Bernard: "YES! This is solid gold, Manny. Solid gold!"
Many "....his best friend is.. a PANDA."
Bernard: "NOOOO!!!!!!" *furiously draws all over the board* "FILTH! CHILD POISON!"
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QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
It this going to turn into a tread dedicated to posting black books quotes? I'm sensing some not quite deja homestar vu here.
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
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35 posts
Location: Sendai City, Japan
Written by: clarence_quack
It this going to turn into a tread dedicated to posting black books quotes? I'm sensing some not quite deja homestar vu here.
Customer: Look, there's no other way to say this, but I didn't come in here to be insulted.
Bernard: Well, I didn't ask for the job of insulting you. In another life, we could have been brothers. Running a small, quirky taveria in Sicily. Maybe we would have married the local twins instead of wasting each other's time here in this dump. But it was not to be. So hop it.
So to answer your question..... yes.
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
The cat has left the basket...THE CAT HAS LEFT THE BASKET!
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enthusiast
223 posts
Location: cambridge, United Kingdom
Bernard: what's her name then?
Manny: Roweena
Bernard: oh roweena? roweeeeeeeeeeena.....roweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeena! THBBBBBBBBBBBPT!!!!!!
Walking on whims...
687 posts
Location: Eastbourne, UK
So... all the old dusty bottles on this wine rack are ok to drink - but we mustn't touch any of the expensive wines on this huge shelf here?
Its a good job you told me that, I would have thought it was the other way around.
Skatto
"Fly like a mouse,
Run like a cushion,
Be the small bookcase."
For goodness sake, don't aggravate the otters!!!
enthusiast
223 posts
Location: cambridge, United Kingdom
we should buy him a gift!!
yeah a gift..it's gotta be something really great though
how about..a box of pencils!!!
no I don;t think so if you're going to buy a guy some pencils for drinking his £3000 wine it's gotta be really special pencils like you draw a cow, the cow comes to life!
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1,972 posts
Location: somewhere, England (UK)
i have black books series 1, 2 and 3 sitting next to me just waiting to be watched.
"add a drop of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange and pretend you'r laughing at it"
you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!
knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.
Walking on whims...
687 posts
Location: Eastbourne, UK
I forgot the genius of Black Books.
Skatto
"Fly like a mouse,
Run like a cushion,
Be the small bookcase."
For goodness sake, don't aggravate the otters!!!
6,650 posts
*bump*
This is a weird day... My beloveth orange mountain bike got stolen midst of the day right in front of my house. It was there in the morning and gone in the afternoon. They cut this beauty off my trailer and took it away from me. The people who moved my trailer said, that it hasn't been there at eleven. I think they are lying, but it's the three of them. My companion of 3 years... Nobody saw anything... Middle of the day... wow - I'm stunned. Completely.
I don't even feel like running for the police. I'm just...
shocked... my companion, "orange boom", cut loose from a 20 Euro solid Kryptonite lock... middle of the dayGuess I have to get myself a new one...
in order to replace my companion I am looking at spending... *pukes* But yesterday I keyed in the same password I did for a few times already and *patoink* my Yahoo account is accessible again... Just like as if nothing has happened...
My mum finally got (over) the idea to enjoy her retirement and spend her money in order to bliss herself out - which I am telling her for many years now...
I feel relieved and deserted at the same time... much like... well can't think of anything appropriate...
Humms *soooomewheeere ooover the raainbow...*
EDITED_BY: FireTom (1181761827)
the best smiles are the ones you lead to
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
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Location: Melbourne, Australia
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Owned by Lost83spy
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Maybe when you've had a bit of a breather you could try to call the police? If they broke through a lock like that they surely that's a claim! i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
veteran
1,237 posts
Location: Oxfordshire, United Kingdom
depends on the lock, did you buy that 3 years ago with the bike and was it a star key u-bend lock? they open with a ballpoint pen.
https://www.yaledailynews.com/articles/view/11456?badlink=1
or was it a newer lock or left behind clearly cut through?
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Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
WTF? They were supposed to be the best locks!!!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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