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Just to let all the old schoolers know... keeping it as vague and clean as possible.
sandy just thwapped mech.
it was hilarious. especially due to the fact Coleman had to hold him down.
we are all currently at strugz' southhampton abode playing the poi-game
attending Merlin, gayle+neil Garthy, fluffy bluecat, sandy cole, bams, strugz
+ pretty-lady-who-i-dont-remember-her-name and eve
+ prettyladywhoidont remember her nameyone else is in thee hobbit awith pizza and cocktails.
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I am sure I am not the only person to read that and think 'Huh?
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aaawww, I wanna play too!
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aaawww, I wanna play too!
what - you want to thwap mech also?
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I am sure I am not the only person to read that and think 'Huh?
hence the old skool disclaimer, i can't explain while keeping it pg.
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huh?
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Written by: KitWritten by: steaks
I am sure I am not the only person to read that and think 'Huh?
hence the old skool disclaimer, i can't explain while keeping it pg.
I'm sure there is someone in Manchester who can explain it to me next week at the meet, otherwise I can wait till Play
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I'm sure there is someone in Manchester who can explain it to me next week at the meet, otherwise I can wait till Play
The Art of Thwapping cannot be explained... it can only be experienced
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That sounds a bit like glomping. Something I don't understand and don't wish to experience.
I'll leave now.
*walks out door, carying head in shame*
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Sitting down facing forward . . .
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the glomping I know is rather boring - simply involving boots and /or a rather heavy tread.
I thort I knew what thwapping was too but given the "non-PG" nature of a required explanation I'm starting to wonder!
Kit - does your thwapping involve a towel or other cloth-like object?
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The Art of Thwapping cannot be explained... it can only be experienced
that video gives me nightmares to this day ....
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is there any vid footage of this act *giggles*
and go sandy
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thwapping - verb
(similar to Turkey Slappingi am told - however the rules for a turkey slap is slighly different)
Thwapping - to slap your
on someone's forehead, mainly down the forehead towards the eyes.its taking your
in your hand, rasing your other hand in the air (rodeo style) and slapping it against said forehead.now as you do this, you must shout as LOUD as you can, *THWAP!* (the reason for THWAP, is this is the sound you are aiming for each time you
makes contact with the "victim".The best time to thwap someone one is while they are asleep.
this adds to the fun, and you see how many times you can make contact before the "victim" realises what going on and either:
- you are either pushed away
- Protect their forehead
- call for help
- object strongly
Ideal targets for thwaps, and the ones that will gain you the most respect are;
- parents
- pets (more teeth, more danger
(i was quite drunk))- sleeping hoppers
- awake hoppers
- really anyone who is not paying attention
you an gain more respect, and points, via thwapping one person in a room, and then moving to another before the original victim wakes up fully.
There are a few very simple rules that you must abide by, to be a true thwappist!
firstly and foremost, you must be able to do it on your own!
now, as cole had to pin me down last night, this voids the thwap (meaning sandy, just touched me with his
, still not great lets me honest!)secondly, you must be able to get in, and "do it" when the person is not expecting it.
i.e., you can not select your "victim" if they are facing you, as you are not able to get the required down motion.
as sandys was in front of me, again not a purist thwap.
and most importantly, no thwap goes unpunished, and i JUST got sandy with a classical honest thwap!
i just smacked him on his forehead with my
while he was sleeping!and he wont know till he reads this in a few hours
and i might go get him again!
happy days
WHAT I MUST INFORM YOU OF! I TREAT THWAPS LIKE NUKES! (that does not mean my
is radioactive, or dangerous in any way shape or form!)THEY ARE DESIGNED AS A PREVENTATIVE MEASURE! THEY MUST ONLY BE USED AS A DETERANT, ELSE IT WILL BE DELIVERED BACK TO YOU TWO FOLD!
PLEASE ONLY USE THEM AS A LAST OPTION!
(ps a glomp, is a running hug - basically, a short run up, with a launching jump, and wrapping both legs, and both arms around a persons body to hug them - these are deadly to me!)
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:falls over:
you daft bint mech....
can't believe i missed that one... ~THANK GOD!
hehe
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Ha ha... Mech got thwapped!
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ooo-eerr Definitely not the "glomp" or "thwap" I am used to! When did our lovely English language get soooo distorted?!
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Neither of those where as I was expecting to hear.
Thank you for the explanation though Mech. That cleared a lot up for me
*mental note, never upset Mech, then fall asleep in his presence*
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George, you know of another glomp?
is this cos you're old?
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Sitting down facing forward . . .
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well yes, I can't deny that!
My glomp I remember from childrens stories where the giant or big pirates would glomp around the place. It jsut sounded so kinda heavy and a bit squishy like the toe jam leaking or something!! Sigh.
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I thought thwapping was to whack someone with the newspaper or something other than what's being described here...
/oh well, crawls back under rock
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When did our lovely English language get soooo distorted?!
a couple of years ago, on hop
that sounds like a wicked gathering, in mechs case its still valid even if hes tied up and streached across an elephant... in y-fronts.
miss you guys
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This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
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I don't want to hear about mech in y-fronts! *runs away screaming*
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these undies, you mean?
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I don't think Merlin was too pleased to have Sandy sat on his head with his bits out either...!
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hehehe twas an eye-opening experience indeedey
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