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3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
It is now May 25, international Towel day. I hope that all you hoopy froods deem fit to celebrate it.
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
This morning it was drying my yoga & acrobalance-enhanced body
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Owned by Lost83spy
still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
42!
Laugh Often, Smile Much, Post lolcats Always
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
it's a bit damp after morning cleanage
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
162 posts
Location: Birmingham, UK
As is mine
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom
I shall make a fort with mine
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife
"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian
Walking on whims...
687 posts
Location: Eastbourne, UK
Let the whipping commence!!
Skatto
"Fly like a mouse,
Run like a cushion,
Be the small bookcase."
For goodness sake, don't aggravate the otters!!!
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
so that's why?!
Clean towels delivered to HoP central today by yours truly
now if I just new where the salted peanuts are...
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it. 
Checking who's online, watching you!
1,972 posts
Location: somewhere, England (UK)
towels! err yeah i know where mine is......*runs off*
*comes back eventually* got it, told you....yes it is a towel it's just i'm rather a small person thank you very much.
towel game!
you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!
knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.
Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
587 posts
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South Africa
My towel was wrapped around my long hair this morning...
It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others
Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan
*Owner of Brenn*
835 posts
Location: Utrecht, The Netherlands
A towel, [the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy] says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitch hiker can have. Partly it has great practical value - you can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a mini raft down the slow heavy river Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or to avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mindboggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you - daft as a bush, but very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.
So here's me, protecting myself from the ravenous bugblatter beast of Traal.
(interestingly, my colleagues couldn't see me anymore either!)
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had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
Towels? I was engineered to spend my time on this dull planet with billions of organic life forms who seem to have nothing better to do than discussing towels on a Friday morning?
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
Owner of Dragosani's left half
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand
Yay for hitchhikers
now 'so long and thanks for all the fish'
May my balls of fire set your balls on fire 
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Quite coincidentally I've just bought one on my lunchbreak before I saw this thread!
(I left one in London and my other one was in the wash!) Written by: Brenn
This morning it was drying my yoga & acrobalance-enhanced body
Oh my...
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
wandering thru the woods of WI
3,556 posts
Location: Wisconsin, USA
waiting for me in my car, no towels allowed at work
(I was playing that game but I kept forgetting stuff, it was frustrating and I gave up. I'm a quitter)
Faith
Nay, whatever comes one hour was sunlit and the most high gods may not make boast of any better thing than to have watched that hour as it passed
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1,972 posts
Location: somewhere, England (UK)
i can't see my towel! i can'y see my towel! where is it?...........oh it's over my head.
phew that was a close one
you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!
knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Brought mine to work. Nobody got it.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
The way I see it, when I get out the shower, my body is the cleanest thing in the house.
So when I dry myself off, my cleanness rubs off on my towel, so I don't need to wash it seperatley...
I'm not sure why its taken to bending though.
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
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