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polarity
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Posted:Do you think the 'p' word should automatically be censored by the language filters, so as to avoid emotional trauma for those people who have heard Linden Rathen's joke?

You aren't thinking or really existing unless you're willing to risk even your own sanity in the judgment of your existence.

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Neon_Shaolin
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Posted:poi?

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polarity
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Posted:Small marine crustaceans eek

You aren't thinking or really existing unless you're willing to risk even your own sanity in the judgment of your existence.

Green peppers, lime pickle and whole-grain mustard = best sandwich filling.

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faith enfire
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Posted:shrimp? that doesn't begin with p

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shocked_prawn
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Posted:prawn??? now thats hardly fair

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Posted::cry: so many bad memories and stomach in mouth situations!! Ad definite YES. Shocked, you must of not heard the joke.....Dont Ask!!!

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Posted:Get rid of it!

It's a horrible, horrible, horrible word!

Blurgh!


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shocked_prawn
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Posted:no i havnt heard the joke! i have an idea what it could be though....

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FireTom


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Posted:confused pi55? umm penetration? polarity? pardon me? shrug

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Posted:perplexed...which I think most of us are.

???


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Mr Majestik
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Posted:PLEASE (?) tell me the joke!?!?!, i'm a big boy now, i can handle it!

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FireTom


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Posted:oh ubbidea "PG" baaaaaaaaad word... or maybe the synonym for "rooster"? *bites fingernails* - that's more thrilling than a Stephen Kingsfiction...

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Brenn
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Posted:What, Poll? ubblol

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Aurinko
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Posted:I wanna hear the joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bounce

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blu_valley
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Posted:The P word is Prawn. The joke itself is really not fit for a PG board.



I have heard the joke and it's not THAT bad...disturbing yes...but not that bad. I found vampyric_acid's blender joke to be worse. smile


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Dragosani
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Posted:Hey, what did you expect for that kind of money?
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Mynci
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Posted:is that the joke about a boy, his older relative and the mini crustacean?

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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FireTom


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Posted:PM'mit... I want to hear that rated Prawn Joke, too! PLEEEEEEEEASE smile

the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink

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Rouge Dragon
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Posted:Yeah, someone PM it to me too please smile

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

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Zenooph
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Posted:Me too, I also want to hear the prawn joke.

Normality is the playground of the unimaginative

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shocked_prawn
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Posted:yeah im intrigued... tell me!

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Brenn
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Posted:AND MY AXE!!!!



(Read: tell me too)





EDIT: NO, wait, I found it myself. For those who are interested, "Prawn joke" in Google, about the fourth hit down.

Don't say you weren't warned ubblol

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faith enfire
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Posted:I don't get it

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blu_valley
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Posted:ubblol Then youre one of the lucky ones.

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Posted:GAH! nnn nnn nnn NYarrrgh! AwwwwKh! Yarrrrgh!

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Aurinko
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Posted:it wasn't that bad. not that it made much sense either, but I expected something worse.

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polarity
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Posted: Written by: Brenn


EDIT: NO, wait, I found it myself. For those who are interested, "Prawn joke" in Google, about the fourth hit down.



The way Sam tells it makes it a lot worse smile


You aren't thinking or really existing unless you're willing to risk even your own sanity in the judgment of your existence.

Green peppers, lime pickle and whole-grain mustard = best sandwich filling.

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Posted:If its the 4th one down..
:vomit: and besides, why was she naked?!? eek

I also prefer this one:
Far away, in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the warm, azure sea. One was named Justin and the other Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by the numerous sharks that patrolled the area.

One day, Justin said to Christian, Im bored and frustrated at being a prawn. I wish I was a shark, and then I wouldnt have any worries about being eaten.

As soon as Justin had fixated on becoming a predator, a mysterious cod appeared and said, Your wish is granted! and, lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark!

Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old pal.

Time went on and Justin found himself becoming bored and lonely as a shark. All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin gradually realized that his new, menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.

While out swimming alone one day, he saw the mysterious cod again and couldnt believe his luck. Justin figured that if the fish could change him from a prawn to a shark, he could just as readily change him back into a prawn. He begged the cod to return him to his original form and, lo and behold (again), he turned back into a prawn. With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes, Justin swam back to his friends and bought them all a cocktail.

(Note: The punch line does not involve a prawn cocktail its much worse.)

Looking around the boisterous gathering at the reef, Justin searched for his old pal. Wheres Christian? he asked.

Hes at home, distraught that his best friend went over to the enemy and became a shark, came the reply.

Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture, he set off to Christians house. As he opened the coral gate, the memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted, Its me, Justin, your old friend! Come out and see me!

Christian replied, No way, man, youll eat me! Youre a shark, the enemy, and Ill not be tricked!

Justin cried back, No, no, Im not! That was the old me Ive changed

Ive found cod and Im a prawn again, Christian!


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Dragosani
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Posted:The prawn joke I heard is MUCH worse and it involves a prawn cocktail.... kinda

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Aurinko
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Posted:o.k., let's also have that one:
Dragosani, the floor is yours


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Posted:*takes up a seat next Aurinko and opens a packet of skittles* Anyone else want one. Im just here for the jokes biggrin

Q:"How many Jugglers Does it take to change a light bulb?"
A:"One, but another 99 others saying,'I could do that if I only practised more'" biggrin biggrin

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