Dilbert's Words of Wisdom -
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either!
You are slower than a herd of turtles stampedeing through peanut butter!
Oh yeah.... Don't tell the ants
"You've got red on you!" Shaun of the Dead
Laugh Often, Smile Much, Post lolcats Always
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura