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so_bread
BRONZE Member since Apr 2007

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Location: england

Total posts: 24
Posted:i would say my favourite quote would be
'There is no 'I' in 'team' but there is one in 'pie', as in 'meat pie' and 'meat' is an anagram of team......or something' - Shaune of the Dead

whats your? bounce bounce2 bounce


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Concentrate.
GOLD Member since Apr 2007

Concentrate.

newbie
Location: N.S.W-Sydney

Total posts: 4
Posted:I saw this one on some page in HOP

"If you are going to insult someone, walk a mile in their shoes so when you DO insult them you will be a mile away, and you will have their shoes.

Curtousy of someone from HOP, sorry I don't know who you are.


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Firetramp

old hand
Location: Binstead, Isle of Wight

Total posts: 896
Posted:"I see dead people." Sixth Sense

Ask a question and be a fool for a minute...don't ask and be a fool your whole life.

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TastesLikePurple
GOLD Member since Aug 2005

TastesLikePurple

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Location: Nottingham

Total posts: 498
Posted:'She was so sweet, I could eat her brains like jam!'

-Blunder, Legend.



'Willow: I found a boat. We're all set. '

'Madmartigan: Good. Take these two lizards out and drown them. '

'Rool: Lizards? Who you calling lizards? Grrr! Grrr! Your mother was a lizard!'

-Willow



'Agent Sands: El, you really must try this because it's puerco pibil. It's a slow-roasted pork, nothing fancy. It just happens to be my favorite, and I order it with a tequila and lime in every dive I go to in this country. And honestly, that is the best it's ever been anywhere. In fact, it's too good. It's so good that when I'm finished, I'll pay my check, walk straight into the kitchen and shoot the cook. Because that's what I do. I restore the balance to this country. And that is what I would like from you right now. Help keep the balance by pulling the trigger.'



'El Mariachi: You want me to shoot the cook?'



'Agent Sands: No. I'll shoot the cook. My car's parked out back, anyway.'



Johnny Depp, Antonio Banderas, Once Upon a Time in Mexico


Thoughts arrive like butterflies...

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Azi


newbie


Total posts: 13
Posted:Barfly Jack: Rory? Yeah I know Rory. He's not to be underestimated, you've got to look past the hair and the cute, cuddly thing - it's all a deceptive facade. A few nights ago Rory's Roger iron's rusted, so he's gone to the local battle-cruiser to catch the end of his footer. Nobody is watching the custard so he turns the channel over. A fat man's north opens and he wanders over and turns the Liza over. 'Now [censored] off and watch it somewhere else.' Rory knows claret is imminent, but he doesn't want to miss the end of the game; so, calm as a coma, he stands and picks up a fire extinguisher and he walks straight past the jam rolls who are ready for action, then he plonks it outside the entrance. He then orders an Aristotle of the most ping pong tiddly in the nuclear sub and switches back to his footer. 'That's [censored] it,' says the guy. 'That's [censored] what' says Rory. Rory gobs out a mouthful of booze covering fatty; he then flicks a flaming match into his bird's nest and the man's lit up like a leaky gas pipe. Rory, unfazed, turned back to his game. His team's won too. Four-nil.

Lock, Stock and two Smoking Barrels.
I actually used this in a Drama Audition ^_^

....and the classic Lock, Stock quote -

Plank: Ah! They [censored] shot me!
Dog: Well, [censored] shoot 'em back!
John: Jesus, Plank, couldn't you have got smokeless cartridges? I can't see a bloody thi - Ah! [censored]! I've been shot!
Dog: I don't [censored] believe this! Can everyone stop gettin' shot?


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dani_babyboo
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

dani_babyboo

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Location: Cannock, staffordshire

Total posts: 667
Posted:all from human traffic

The weekend has landed. All that exists now is clubs, drugs, pubs and parties. I've got 48 hours off from the world, man. I'm gonna blow steam out my head like a screaming kettle, I'm gonna talk cod [censored] to strangers all night, I'm gonna lose the plot on the dancefloor. The free radicals inside me are freakin', man! Tonight I'm Jip Travolta, I'm Peter Popper, I'm going to never-never land with my chosen family, man. We're gonna get more spaced out than Neil Armstrong ever did, anything could happen tonight, you know? This could be the best night of my life. I've got 73 quid in my back burner - I'm gonna wax the lot, man! The Milky Bars are on me! Yeah! (jip)

I'm making love to the music man. And believe me, I can go all night. (moff)

The Emperor... wants to conquer outer space. Yoda... wants to explore inner space. (moff while high)

Jip: [after discussing the huge phonebill Moff ran up after a drunken phone-sex session] How many times have I told ya, get your own [censored] flat. Get your own flat man, you need your own flat. It's a piece of piss, you can get it on the social.
Moff: [sighs] Where am I gonna go for [censored] sake?
Jip: I dunno. What the [censored] do you care?
[gestures a wanking hand]
Jip: As long as it's got a [censored] phone-line you're all right ain't ya
Moff: [laughs] [censored] off you [censored].

that has to be the funniest most realistic film ever. well if your a raver it is.

and

independance day

Captain Steven Hiller: Y'know, this was supposed to be my weekend off, but noooo. You got me out here draggin' your heavy ass through the burnin' desert with your dreadlocks stickin' out the back of my parachute. You gotta come down here with an attitude, actin' all big and bad... and what the hell is that smell? I could've been at a barbecue! But I ain't mad.


enticed, entrapped, entombed.
intoxicated, impaled, ingested.
bewitched, beaten, broken.
enter the love realm...
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so_bread
BRONZE Member since Apr 2007

Member
Location: england

Total posts: 24
Posted:what? say what again mother f***er! i dare you! a double dare you!

samuel L jackson- pulp fiction (wicked)


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sassy


sassy

My mother advises not to stand on the dryer whilst drunk
Location: 20,000 LEAGUES UNDER THE SEA

Total posts: 43
Posted:"You, sir, offend reason! May I offend it with you?"

(Peter Pan-um, one of them movies..)


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Bek66

Future Mrs Pogo
Location: The wrong place

Total posts: 4728
Posted:This is actually from an old performance of 'Othello' that I saw many year ago on the BBC...but it's one of my all time favourite quotes...



It is Othello, himself...speaking of Desdemona...



'Put out the light, and then put out the light:

If I quench thee, thou flaming minister,

I can again thy flaming light restore,

Should I repent me: but once put out thy light,

Thou cunning'st pattern of excelling nature,

I know not where is that Promethean heat

That can thy light relume. When I have pluck'd the rose

I cannot give it vital growth again.

It needs must wither: I'll smell it on the tree.'



~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~



And Kathain...how 'bout this one???



'Boom, baby!!!' Kuzko...Emperor's New Groove

EDITED_BY: fyrespirit (1178081004)


"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin

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pineapple pete
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

pineapple pete

water based
Location: melbourne

Total posts: 5125
Posted:I had two heart attacks, an abortion, did crack... while I was pregnant. Other than that, I'm fine. ~ amelie, talking to her dad while he isnt paying attention

So, my little Amlie, your bones aren't made of glass.
You can take life's knocks. If you let this chance go by,
eventually, your heart will become as dry and brittle
as my skeleton. So, go ahead, dammit! ~ from amelie again


"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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Dragosani
GOLD Member since Jun 2005

Dragosani

sunset seadragon
Location: some little fluffy clouds

Total posts: 679
Posted:Nuns, no sense of humor...
The Kurgan in Highlander


A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world. - Oscar Wilde
Jointly owned by FreyaJ, Birgit and Aurinko

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Sealey


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Total posts: 30
Posted:"I kick arse for the lord!" - Australian zombie slaying vicar in "Braindead"

"We can't stop here, this is bat country!" - "Fear and Loathing"

"ALL RIGHT! MACARONI! YESSSS!" - "Benchwarmers"


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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:'You can't fight in here! This is the War Room!!!' - Dr Strangelove

'Looks like the upper hand, is on the other foot Sadam!!' - Hot Shots Part Deux


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Dragosani
GOLD Member since Jun 2005

Dragosani

sunset seadragon
Location: some little fluffy clouds

Total posts: 679
Posted:"You know, there's going to be sex, drugs, rock-n-roll...chips, dips, chains, whips...You know, your basic high school orgy type of thing"

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world. - Oscar Wilde
Jointly owned by FreyaJ, Birgit and Aurinko

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Sealey


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Total posts: 30
Posted: Written by: Brenn


"RUNNN! GOOO!!!! ..... GET TO DAH CHOPPAH!!!" - Arnold Schwarzenegger in Predator.

Cracks me up every time.



Arnie rocks. I love that bit in that christmas film he did where he's like "Jaimeeee! I AM TURBOMAN!"

In fact whenever he says anything it's damn funny.

But at the start of Commando when he's carrying trees hahaha..... all hail arnie, king of cheese (either him or van damme)


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Azi


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Total posts: 13
Posted:All quotes from one of my very favourite comedy films (and there are so few, given that most block-busting comedy films out, of late, are utter, mind-numbing tripe!) Empire Records -

Lucas: Mitchell's the man Joe.
Joe: And the man calls all the shots.
Lucas: Damn the man.
Joe: Let me explain it to you. Mitchell's the man. I'm the idiot. You're the screw-up. And we're all losers. Welcome to music town.

A.J.: Joe, I need to ask your advice. Now I know you know a lot about love and women and all that sort of thing...
Joe: Oh yeah, my wife left me for another woman and my girlfriend forced me to leave at gunpoint. Does this qualify me?

Lucas (after having just lost all Joe's money gambling in Atlantic City): I wonder if I'll be held responsible for this.

Lucas: The fat man walks alone.

Lucas: Joe, I can categorically say that you are not a bigger banana-head.

Gina: Attention Rex Manning fans, to your left you will notice a shoplifter being chased by night manager, Lucas. This young man will be caught, deep fried in a vat of hot oil and served to our first hundred customers. Just another tasty treat from the gang at Empire Records.





Fin.


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Hairy Tait
BRONZE Member since Aug 2004

Hairy Tait

member
Location: Back in the Future

Total posts: 109
Posted:Doc Brown in Back to the future again.... but there's a veritale feast of quotable moments from that film...

"Ah.. I remember when this was all farmland as far as the eye could see... Old man Peabody owned all of this... had this crazy idea about breeding... pine trees...."

Quality!


It's a very interesting story, Future Boy....!

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Sethis
BRONZE Member since May 2005

Sethis

Pooh-Bah
Location: York University

Total posts: 1762
Posted:"Wait, how did you get here before us?"
"I... uhh... Kronk?"
"I don't know, by all accounts it doesn't make sense."

-Emperor's New Groove (Possibly my favourite Disney film ever, because it takes the michael out of itself.

And my favourite exchange from Firefly:

JAYNE: Six men came to kill me one time, and the best of them carried this. It's a Callahan fullbore autolock, customized trigger and double cartridge thourough-gage.

[He holds it out to Mal.]

JAYNE: It is my very favorite gun.

MAL: The explosive diarrhea of an elephant, are you offering me a trade?

JAYNE: A trade? Hell, it's theft! This is the best gun made by man, and its got extreme sentimental value! It's miles more worthy'n what you got.

MAL: "What I got" - she has a name.

JAYNE: So does this! I call her Vera.

MAL: Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle...

(And from the movie: Simon - "It's ok to leave them to die")


After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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I may disagree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.

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theCaitiff


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Total posts: 16
Posted:"It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything." - Tyler Durden

"I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all the French beaches I'd never see. I wanted to breathe smoke."

"Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else."

"Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy [censored] we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off."

All from one of the best "male" movies of all time; Fight Club.


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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:Yay @ Sethis for 'Serenity'

From the Movie

THE OPERATIVE: Do you know what your sin is?

MAL: Oh hell, I'm a fan of all seven... But right now, I'd have to go with 'Wrath'.

From the Series

BOOK: Mal, if you take advantage of this girl, you will burn in the special level of hell, one reserved for child molesters, and people who talk in the theatre....


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:From 'Clue'

COLONEL MUSTARD: How many husbands have you had?

MRS WHITE: Mine or other womens?

COLONEL MUSTARD: Yours

MRS WHITE: Five

COLONEL MUSTARD: Five??

MRS WHITE: Yes, Five. Husbands should be like Kleenex - soft, strong and disposable...

COLONEL MUSTARD: You lure men to their deaths like spiders with flies!

MRS WHITE: Flies are where men are most vulnerable...


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Yakumo
SILVER Member since May 2006

Yakumo

veteran
Location: Oxfordshire

Total posts: 1237
Posted:I'm Spartacus!

Blinded by Hyperlights, please donate generously grin

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=Flashpoint=
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

=Flashpoint=

Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs...

Total posts: 2719
Posted:cant resist....
"No i'm spartacus!"

"I call this the camberwell carrot, because i invented it in camberwell, and it looks like a carrot..."

in reference to Neon's post above...
"You were kissing? well isn't that... special"

died laughing at that one...

oh and the best quote from any film imho is from Narnia...

"we're not heroes, we're from Finchley!"


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shocked_prawn
SILVER Member since Apr 2007

shocked_prawn

old hand
Location: Sunderland, UK

Total posts: 865
Posted:...."hello clarice" of course must be imitated in a creepy voice.

" were men, were men in tights, we roam around the forest looking for fights...... we may look like pansies.... ect ect"

robin hood men in tights is ace!


Proud Co-Owner of PoiBoi
Owned by J.A.C

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pineapple pete
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

pineapple pete

water based
Location: melbourne

Total posts: 5125
Posted:There's still life in the old lady yet! ~ lestat from interview with a vampire

ooo prawn, that reminds me:

im having an old friend for dinner ~ dr hanibal lecter

hug kiss


"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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SunnySammy
SILVER Member since Aug 2005

SunnySammy

Watching the Sky
Location: Cambridge(ish)/Bath Spa Uni

Total posts: 453
Posted:'Yes London! . . . You know, fish, chips, cup'o'tea, bad food, worse weather, mary f***ing poppins LONDON!! [Snatch]

sunny
I jumped into the river, what did i see?
Black-eyed angels swam with me. wink

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87wt2gxq7

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Location: Birmingham

Total posts: 1502
Posted:"I want you to know that this man is very important to me. Despite his racial handicap."

heh heh, oops... wrong thread wink


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Fire_Moose
SILVER Member since May 2007

Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ

Total posts: 3597
Posted: Written by: theCaitiff


"It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything." - Tyler Durden

"I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all the French beaches I'd never see. I wanted to breathe smoke."

"Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else."

"Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy censored we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off."

All from one of the best "male" movies of all time; Fight Club.



i was going to put a couple of those, good choices.

"Guns for show, Knives for a pro." think it's Cook from Lock Stock and Two Smoking barrels. great movie just cant think of any mroe quotes from it.


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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SunnySammy
SILVER Member since Aug 2005

SunnySammy

Watching the Sky
Location: Cambridge(ish)/Bath Spa Uni

Total posts: 453
Posted:I could list so many quote from Snatch. As with Lock Stock . . .

Eddie: They're armed.
Soap: What was that? Armed? What do you mean armed? Armed with what?
Eddie: Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!


sunny
I jumped into the river, what did i see?
Black-eyed angels swam with me. wink

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polarity
SILVER Member since May 2005

polarity

veteran
Location: on the wrong planet

Total posts: 1228
Posted:"Listen! Do you smell something?" - Ghostbusters (Egon in the Library)

You aren't thinking or really existing unless you're willing to risk even your own sanity in the judgment of your existence.

Green peppers, lime pickle and whole-grain mustard = best sandwich filling.

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jarle
GOLD Member since Mar 2007

jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 1489
Posted:"My name is not censored Warren!"
"His name's not Warren!"
"His name's not Warren?"
"I thought his name was Warren?"
- Empire Records

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!"
- Star Wars, Episode I (Obi-Wan)
- Star Wars, Episode II (Qui-Gon)
- Star Wars, Episode III (Darth Vader)
- Star Wars, Episode IV-VI (Luke Skywalker)

I might be a bit of a Star Wars fan redface

"What we do in life, echoes throughout eternity"
- Gladiator


Kupo!

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