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so_bread
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Posted:i would say my favourite quote would be
'There is no 'I' in 'team' but there is one in 'pie', as in 'meat pie' and 'meat' is an anagram of team......or something' - Shaune of the Dead

whats your? bounce bounce2 bounce


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Aurinko
BRONZE Member since Aug 2006

Aurinko

hello!
Location: Amsterdam, Netherlands

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Posted:"If I were to send you flowers where would I... no, let me rephrase that. If I were to let you suck my tongue, would you be grateful?"

Castor Troy in Face/Off


a swapped test-playboy, set free by NOn, idolizing the tea fairy; Dragosani spiritual freedom agreement reached 18th Sept 2006

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polarity

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Posted:"censored you. I'll live my own life in my own way if I want to." - The French waiter in Monty Python's Meaning of Life.



Words to live by biggrin


You aren't thinking or really existing unless you're willing to risk even your own sanity in the judgment of your existence.

Green peppers, lime pickle and whole-grain mustard = best sandwich filling.

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Posted: Written by: polarity


"censored you. I'll live my own life in my own way if I want to." - The French waiter in Monty Python's Meaning of Life.




Hey, I was thinking about that scene on my way into work this morning!

"Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man!"
-The Dude in The Big Lebowski. Pretty much the whole film is my favourite quote though.


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Posted:"who said that? WHO the [censored] said that!!!! who's the slimey twinkle toes communist [censored] that just signed their own death warrant"


qoute from full metal jacket


biggrin classic


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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted: Written by: herr_mathematik


Hey, I was thinking about that scene on my way into work this morning!

"Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man!"
-The Dude in The Big Lebowski. Pretty much the whole film is my favourite quote though.



BROTHER! hug I LOVE the Big Lebowski!

Sheriff: "We have a nice, quiet, beach community....I don't like your jerk-off name, I don't like your jerk-off face, I don't like your jerk-off behaviour, and I don't like you..... jerk-off. .... Do I make myself clear?"

The Dude: "......... I'm sorry I wasn't listening."


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roarfire
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roarfire

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Location: The countryside, Australia

Total posts: 2676
Posted:Sometimes when you're young, you have moments of such happiness, you think you're living in someplace magical, like Atlantis must have been..

...then we grow up and our hearts break in two.

- Ted (Anthony Hopkins) from Hearts In Atlantis ubblove

Oh and

Carol: You're a strange person
Ted: Shh! Tell no one.


.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

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Posted:so many biggrin but one of my favourite:

"dammit dammit dammit, how am I supposed to hit a double bogey with the shower iron billy when you keep puting me off"
(Paulie shore to a goat)


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

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Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted: Written by: Mynci


so many biggrin but one of my favourite:

"dammit dammit dammit, how am I supposed to hit a double bogey with the shower iron billy when you keep puting me off"
(Paulie shore to a goat)



I should have known. Mine, from the same film (Bio Dome) is:

"We're thinking of you, naked, thigh deep in tofu. *squelchy noises" ubblol

Alao from the crow: "Little things used to mean so much to Shelly, I used to think they were kind of trivial. Believe me, nothing's trivial."

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"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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georgemc
BRONZE Member since Oct 2006

georgemc

Sitting down facing forward . . .
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand

Total posts: 2387
Posted:Ah dammit, my favourite (well one of them) is more serious/thoughtful:

Yoda to Luke with his X-Wing stuck in the swamp:
"There is no Try - only Do, or Do Not."

but the French waiter - yes. smile Also from the same film:

"Just one more mouthful Mr Creasote..." ("No I don't want a censored after-dinner mint - I'm censored full")

and one never seen again but it was in a clip that appeared for quite a few minutes to be just another travelogue type thing they used to play before the main movie: the narrator says "and now its back to Venice and more of those censored gondola's!" Played before the Life of Brian (along with a great cartoon that appeared to be an animated Xmas card again for several minutes before it turned in typical Python fashion and the angels started getting shot [which is why the angel in the opening sequence gets shot but the joke is not quite as good without the preceding xmas card cartoons]).


Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread

I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
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Gayle......!
SILVER Member since Jul 2004

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Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom

Total posts: 2444
Posted:"strange things are afoot at the circle K" - Ted 'Theodore' Logan in Bill and Ted

Plus my all time favourite:

"1.21 Gigawatts" - Doc Emmett Brown in Back to the Future


Gayle.....!

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

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Posted:oooo a better one

Falkner: "what do you two want out of life"

Bud: "to die and come back as a leotard"

Falkner: "well.. I may be able to offer you a springboard to that future..."


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Total posts: 1363
Posted:I Always liked ' I gave her my heart and she gave me a pen' from Say Anything

Some men see things and say why....

I Dream of things that never were and say Why Not....?

Oh No I'm going to get Shot Alive if he finds out - DA wink

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

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Posted:'It's only an eye, God was generous to bless me with a spare...' - '300'

Impossible to think of my absolute favourite line so I'll go with a recent one (as well as being topical in like of Bender's 'This is Madess Line'

Ooh! Another one!

Magneto: 'Mr Laurio, never trust a beautiful woman, especially one who's interested in YOU...' - X2


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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TastesLikePurple
GOLD Member since Aug 2005

TastesLikePurple

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Location: Nottingham, United Kingdom

Total posts: 498
Posted:'So God was creating man. And his little assistant came up to him and he said: "Hey, we've got all these bodies left, but we're right out of brains, we're right out of hearts and we're right out of vocal chords." And God said: "F*ck it! Sew 'em up anyway. Smack smiles on the faces and make them talk out of their arses." And lo, God created the Tory Party! I mean, what's He doing? He can take John Lennon. He can take those three young lads down at Ainsley Pit. He's even thinking of taking my old man. And Margaret bloody Thatcher lives! What's He sodding playing at, eh?!' ->Phil as Mr Chuckles in Brassed off.



Now for the classics...





'My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.' need i say where it's from?



and finally,



'yippee kayay motherf*cker!' John McCLANE, Die Hard - makes me laugh everytime!


Thoughts arrive like butterflies...

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so_bread
BRONZE Member since Apr 2007

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Posted:hug nice one! back to the future is awsome compulsive veiwing!

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so_bread
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Posted:ooo in saying that have JUST thought...............

'you can turn your back on a person. But you can never turn your back on a drug, especially when its wielding a hunting knife in your face'

fear and loathing......... jonny depp is the best actor EVER!!!


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georgemc
BRONZE Member since Oct 2006

georgemc

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Posted:ahh Die Hard - and I hear they're making a 4th now/soon Miss Purple! bounce bounce2 bounce

and I'm a little surprised no-one yet mentioned the movie line that was added after initial filming had finished by demand of fans :

"We've got motherf***ing snakes on this motherf***ing plane" Samuel L Jackson from ...


Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread

I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
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TastesLikePurple
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TastesLikePurple

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Posted:i'm more surprised no-one has mentioned:

'No, Luke. I'm am your father!'


Thoughts arrive like butterflies...

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Brenn
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Brenn

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Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted:"RUNNN! GOOO!!!! ..... GET TO DAH CHOPPAH!!!" - Arnold Schwarzenegger in Predator.

Cracks me up every time.


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mcp
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mcp

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Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom

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Posted:Quotes that have become jokes in my flat:

"Alert the Amphibious Squadron!" - 'Frankie' in Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow. (Makes me laugh)

"The way of the future. The way of the future. The way of the future. The way of the future. The way of... " The Aviator

"Inconceivable!"
"I don't think that means what you think it means." The Princess Bride.

"You fight like a baby! ... A dead baby!" Tongan Ninja

"You're father was eaten by a fish! A fish!" Tongan Ninja

"Weeooo" - The girl in Kung Pow. True classic dubbing.


"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:Oooh, also from Princess Bride:
"My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die."

ubblol


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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87wt2gxq7

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Posted:heh heh. Falling down the side of a hill:
"aaaaa
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yooo
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wiiiiiiiii
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Sambo_Flux
GOLD Member since Jun 2006

Sambo_Flux

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Location: Norf London, United Kingdom

Total posts: 833
Posted:"Y'all got on this boat for different reasons... but y'all come to the same place. So now I'm askin' more of you than I have before.... maybe all. Cause they WILL try again. Maybe on another planet, maybe on this very ground swept clean, a year from now, or ten, they'll swing back to the belief that they can make..... people...... better. But I do not hold to that. So no more running. I aim to misbehave."

Malcolm Reynolds - Serenity

"Well Hell-OO Mr Fancypants. I got news for ya: you're leading 2 things right now. Jack and sh*t, and Jack left town."

"This is my BOOMSTICK"

Ash- Army of Darkness


My Mind is a Ship
Emotions become the Waves
Soul is the Ocean

If a quizz is quizzical, what is a test?

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JauntyJames
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JauntyJames

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Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA

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Posted:"Do you expect me to talk, Goldfinger?

No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!"


"I'll have what she's having"


-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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Neon_Shaolin
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Neon_Shaolin

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Posted:"F**k me gently with a chainsaw!" - 'Heathers'

"Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!" - 'Donnie Darko'

Wolverine: Hey! It's Me!
Cyclops: Prove it!
Wolverine: You're a D*ck...
Cyclop: Ok...
(From 'Pride and Prejudice'. Of course...)

"It's time to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'll all out of gum..." - 'They Live'

"They pull a knife, you pull a gun. They send one of yours to the hospital, you send one of theirs to the morgue!" - 'The Untouchables'

"We're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody want to see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired...

What's my name? F**k you! THAT'S my name. You know why, mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove an eighty thousand dollar BMW. THAT'S my name" - 'Glengary Glen Ross'

"Lunch is for Wimps" and "Greed is Good" - 'Wall Street'

"I aint got time to bleed" - Predator

"Mom, I want you meet some of my friends. This is BEETH-OVEN, Maxie of Arc, Herman the Kid, Bob Ghenghis Khan, So-Crates Johnson, Dennis Freud and er.. er... Abraham Lincoln..."
- 'Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure'

 Written by: mcp


"You fight like a baby! ... A dead baby!" Tongan Ninja




Oh THAT'S where it comes from! ubblol


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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mcp
PLATINUM Member since May 2003

mcp

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Posted:"We're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody want to see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired...

What's my name? F**k you! THAT'S my name. You know why, mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove an eighty thousand dollar BMW. THAT'S my name" - 'Glengary Glen Ross'

Holy smoke!

I knew these as lines from a Steinski track... I didn't realise they came from a film. Is it any good?


"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

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Posted:Really good! Probably why I can never do a sales job!

and David Mamet (the writer) is always good for quotes (he wrote the one above from 'The Untouchables')!

'Lord of the Rings was just three hours of people walking, even the trees walked!' - 'Clerks 2'


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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pineapple pete
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pineapple pete

water based
Location: melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 5125
Posted:'how did you feel when you were denied these hungry, hungry hippos' - donnie darko

and of course the whole royale with cheese thing from pulp fiction


"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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_Aime_
SILVER Member since Jan 2004

_Aime_

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Location: Hastings, United Kingdom

Total posts: 4172
Posted:"Any of you f**king pricks move, I'm gonna execute every motherf**cking last wuhnuvya!"

cool


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Kneel
SILVER Member since Apr 2007

Kneel

journeyman
Location: Dublin,Ireland

Total posts: 80
Posted:"Are you an offical here?...cause your oficially giving me a boner" - Blades of Glory

I couldn't stop laughing when i heard that!


-Niall-

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