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the english language has some funny and rude sounding words, these are not always offencive words...... they maybe perfectly innocent, simple words.
here's a few to start.....
rod (fishing)
shaft (elivator)
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boob (as in error)
the swear filter dose not allow this word, the name of a male chicken 
prick (as in pricking your self with a pin)
knob (door)
i hope i've not offended anyone, but if you can think of more words and the context feel free to add them
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Back to way earlier in the thread to Twonk is to strike someone unsuspecting on the head with your willy. Willy is a funny word.
Norge, its doing rude things to someones ear.
Twizzle is just amusing.
Flop, it makes a good noise sad really slowly as does plop. But still, twonking.
Eagles may soar but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines.
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Rock is dead, long live paper and scissors
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Location: The sea, United Kingdom
Oh and baps. I deliberatley ask for crusty white baps in asda an my best freind cracks up.
Eagles may soar but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines.
Telepath wanted, you know where to apply.
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Location: in the trees
not funny on their own b ut if said fast one after the other you sound like an irishman swearing
whale
oil
beef
hooked
try it
Look! I'm Darth Bunny!
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Cant believe im the first to say this...
Uranus
And befor I forget... SMARR!
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Yo ho fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
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Ask a question and be a fool for a minute...don't ask and be a fool your whole life.
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mouth?
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nuts
Ask a question and be a fool for a minute...don't ask and be a fool your whole life.
Are you up for it??
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Location: Auckland, New Zealand
Not mucha word but a phrase...
"Squeeze the ring on the end of the shaft and then push the shaft into the hole"
This was said by my uni lecturer the other day in class then wondered why we all cracked up laughing
(we were putting car gearboxes back together)
Are you up for it?;)
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
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honkytonk
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Location: Calgary, Canada
1: smear (not a pleasent word)
2: leak ( conjures up images of trouser mishaps)
3: flange (ladies yoo-hoo bits)
4: crevise ( an incredibly dirty word)
damn i love words with filthy undertones.
big up words!
we were somewhere near barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold...
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ointment.
also, I thought Chitty Chitty Bang Bang must be some kind of dirty movie when I first heard of it...
(hey if my father was using words that end in -itty, it generally wasn't a conversation for the kids...) Beware the mental parts when disassemble the yo-yo.
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Location: Ontario
pantaloons - could never keep a straight face with that word
Have you ever notice that poi is spelled backwords on the key board.............................................creepycool
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freedom...
the best smiles are the ones you lead to 
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Location: melbourne, Australia
diagnosis.. diiii aaag noooo siiiiiiis
well, works for me
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
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Location: Sunshine coast, Queensland
Or you could live in Humpy Bong in Brisbane, QLD and wait for it Humpy Bong State Primary School.
late one night after a very long weekend at a festival in brisvagas we found the sign outside the school stating its name utterly amusing.
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Lying is Dying &
Dying can be Lying if you let it...
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Pants, just coz
Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you land among the stars
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comfortably numb
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I've got a friend giggles like a little child whenever you say the word 'Moot' (female lady part) and she's 30!
As in rhyming with 'Put' (to 'put' a fire out) not 'toot'
To come to think of it, 'put' is a weird word in itself if you think about it long enough!
.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.
Walking on whims...
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Location: Eastbourne, UK
"Fecundity"
That one gave me a good giggle.
Skatto
"Fly like a mouse,
Run like a cushion,
Be the small bookcase."
For goodness sake, don't aggravate the otters!!!
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Location: in the trees
moot said *mut* sounds like south african word my cousens always coming out with, along with kieff
charro
it annoys him whe i call him a yaap
blu valley might have heard a few of these sorry but i don't know how they are spelled Insert Champagne Here
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Location: without class distinction, Australia
uterus and womb
Womb has got to be the dumbest word. and Uterus sound sounds hilarious.
Those words were so made up by men.
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
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Or you could live in Humpy Bong in Brisbane, QLD
Monkey Bong's not bad either
(It's up near Woodford!) .....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....
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eavesdropping and
preposterous are the two that I come up with no, but more to follow...
the best smiles are the ones you lead to
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spiffing
splodge
say it enough times QuackerJack
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Moist.
I'm so immature.
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not as immature as if you'd put "moist" "sponge" 272 posts
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i love mahoosive
even though im thinking its not a "real" word and twizzle...although im pretty sure thats not either...oh dear im bad at this if i could be a busy busy bee...
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Location: Manchester, UK
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Moist.
I'm so immature.
One of my female mates always used to come bouncing up to me at raves sweating profusely shouting "Look Si, I'm well moist!"
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
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