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Birgit
Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh
Member Since: 27th Jan 2005
Total posts: 4145
Posted:Another way of explaining the world... wiki's conservative "counterpart"!

http://www.conservapedia.com/Main_Page


"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

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87wt2gxq7
87wt2gxq7

veteran
Location: Birmingham
Member Since: 12th Apr 2005
Total posts: 1502
Posted:wahahaaaa!

 Written by: conservapedia's article on Satan


The only sources of supernatural power in the world are from either God (good), Satan (evil), or Aliens from another planet

ubblol


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Gnarly Cranium
Gnarly Cranium

member
Location: San Francisco
Member Since: 16th Feb 2005
Total posts: 186
Posted: Written by: jeff(fake)


Did you know that the gut has three times the number of nerve endings as the brain? Because plenty of idiots will now. wink


You can look it up!

Now, I know some of you are going to say "I did look it up, and that's not true." That's cause you looked it up in a BOOK. Next time, look it up in your gut.


"Ours is not to question The Head; it is enough to revel in the ubiquitous inanity of The Head, the unwanted proximity of The Head, the unrelenting HellPresence of The Head, indeed the very UNYIELDING IRRELEVANCE of The Head!" --Revelation X

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jeff(fake)
jeff(fake)

Scientist of Fortune
Location: Edinburgh
Member Since: 15th Apr 2005
Total posts: 1189
Posted: Written by: Gnarly Cranium


 Written by: jeff(fake)


Did you know that the gut has three times the number of nerve endings as the brain? Because plenty of idiots will now. wink


You can look it up!

Now, I know some of you are going to say "I did look it up, and that's not true." That's cause you looked it up in a BOOK. Next time, look it up in your gut.


Not to mention that books are elitist.


According to Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle of Quantum Dynamics, we may already be making love right now...

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UCOF
UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel

Member Since: 17th Apr 2002
Total posts: 15414
Posted:Sites like this make Jesus cry.

ubbcrying


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Gnarly Cranium
Gnarly Cranium

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Location: San Francisco
Member Since: 16th Feb 2005
Total posts: 186
Posted: Written by: jeff(fake)


Not to mention that books are elitist.


Wow. I'm telling you, this thing is the single best repository of Truthiness on the internet. If Stephen Colbert hasn't already snarfed his coffee reading it, somebody needs to send it to him.


"Ours is not to question The Head; it is enough to revel in the ubiquitous inanity of The Head, the unwanted proximity of The Head, the unrelenting HellPresence of The Head, indeed the very UNYIELDING IRRELEVANCE of The Head!" --Revelation X

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faith enfire
faith enfire

wandering thru the woods of WI
Location: Wisconsin
Member Since: 27th Jan 2006
Total posts: 3556
Posted:seeing as how this is really just making fun of this website and Christians
should't the moderators put this is in chat
it's not really a serious discussion


Faith
Nay, whatever comes one hour was sunlit and the most high gods may not make boast of any better thing than to have watched that hour as it passed

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Gnarly Cranium
Gnarly Cranium

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Location: San Francisco
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Total posts: 186
Posted: Written by: faithinfire


seeing as how this is really just making fun of this website and Christians
should't the moderators put this is in chat
it's not really a serious discussion


Look. We already told you. We are NOT making fun of Christianity as a whole. Give the victim act a rest.

There are some serious ramifications to this sort of thing and serious political issues at stake, and we can have an intelligent discussion about it without taking every little thing personally.


"Ours is not to question The Head; it is enough to revel in the ubiquitous inanity of The Head, the unwanted proximity of The Head, the unrelenting HellPresence of The Head, indeed the very UNYIELDING IRRELEVANCE of The Head!" --Revelation X

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faith enfire
faith enfire

wandering thru the woods of WI
Location: Wisconsin
Member Since: 27th Jan 2006
Total posts: 3556
Posted:faith is a personal thing, conservepedia is a faith based encyclopedia.
much of it is not offensive. just not what most liberals would consider to be true and therefore wrong
some of it is fundamentalist, and that is a little harder to swallow for people even of faith. but it is what they believe, leave them alone
i am not acting like a victim, i am a Catholic who stands against such slander
some of the more esotereic posts on that sight can be blamed on graffitte that wiki is also prone to. as it is smaller it takes more time for such things like power comes from aliens to be removed
again-if this was anything other than a christian site, others would be crying discrimination. because it is, you cheer and tease
leave Christians alone at least over the holy week


Faith
Nay, whatever comes one hour was sunlit and the most high gods may not make boast of any better thing than to have watched that hour as it passed

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KaelGotRice
KaelGotRice

Basu gasu bakuhatsu - because sometimes buses explode
Location: Angel's Landing, USA
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 1584
Posted:You miss the point again, we're not laughing AT christians, we're pointing out that stupid idiotic history-rewriting people, of which these are christians, are lessening the IQ on this planet while claiming a scientific approach through a wiki site that tells straight up lies and only let's certain people edit.

And what does holy week have to do with anything? Shouldn't all weeks be spiritual?


To do: More Firedrums 08 video?
Wildfire/US East coast fire footage
LA/EDC glow/fire footage
Fresno fire

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polarity
polarity

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Location: on the wrong planet
Member Since: 16th May 2005
Total posts: 1228
Posted:It's not even like the crucifixion was on this particular week. Christians just hijacked the pagan Ostara holiday (the same as they did with Christmas replacing Yule), so they could convert everyone who wouldn't follow their religion.

There are plenty of Chrisians who aren't contributing towards the emerging idiocracy, but it seems like the numbers who are is increasing (at least in the 20 something years since I went to Sunday school). Not all Christians are dumbass morons. Unlike Scientologists biggrin


You aren't thinking or really existing unless you're willing to risk even your own sanity in the judgment of your existence.

Green peppers, lime pickle and whole-grain mustard = best sandwich filling.

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jeff(fake)
jeff(fake)

Scientist of Fortune
Location: Edinburgh
Member Since: 15th Apr 2005
Total posts: 1189
Posted: Written by: Conservapedia

In the past, there were many different types of elephants like mammoths and mastodons, but most young earth creation scientists say that these species never made it onto the Ark and that these species. Scientists and scholars agree that Noah could not have trekked all the way to the arctic to collect a pair of mastodons before the earth was flooded, and they all drowned. Polar bear and penguins survived because both are excellent swimmers and could have swam to floating glaciers and ridden them through the Great Flood. This fact presumably means aquatic animals such as Polar bear, penguins and fish were not destroyed in the great flood and as such are still evil.



Genius, sheer genius.

Whoever wrote that, I salute them. clap


According to Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle of Quantum Dynamics, we may already be making love right now...

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted: Written by: funny people


penguins...evil




Explains Madagascar's psychotic penguins!!!! ubblol


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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jeff(fake)
jeff(fake)

Scientist of Fortune
Location: Edinburgh
Member Since: 15th Apr 2005
Total posts: 1189
Posted: Written by: 87wt2gxq7

If you've put your life in faith why should it worry you?


After all, according to conservapedia, "Faith is a uniquely Christian concept..."

And before you start to think that's parody, it was actually written by the site founder, here.


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Mr Majestik
Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear
Member Since: 9th Mar 2004
Total posts: 4693
Posted: Written by: jeff(fake)


 Written by: 87wt2gxq7

If you've put your life in faith why should it worry you?


After all, according to conservapedia, "Faith is a uniquely Christian concept..."

And before you start to think that's parody, it was actually written by the site founder, here.



and strangely, its "source" is wikipedia, which says that faith is found in other religions.

i thought conservapedia wasnt allowed to link to wiki? obviously a prankster.


"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

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jeff(fake)
jeff(fake)

Scientist of Fortune
Location: Edinburgh
Member Since: 15th Apr 2005
Total posts: 1189
Posted: Written by: Mr Majestik


 Written by: jeff(fake)


 Written by: 87wt2gxq7

If you've put your life in faith why should it worry you?


After all, according to conservapedia, "Faith is a uniquely Christian concept..."

And before you start to think that's parody, it was actually written by the site founder, here.


and strangely, its "source" is wikipedia, which says that faith is found in other religions.

i thought conservapedia wasnt allowed to link to wiki? obviously a prankster.


No, seriously, check the history. That sentence was written by Andrew Schlafly, owner of Conservapedia. That is what he actually believes. That is actually how overwhelmingly stupid and bigoted the head is. The rest of the site just follows after him, and the parodies are getting hard to tell apart from the serious entries.


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polarity
polarity

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Location: on the wrong planet
Member Since: 16th May 2005
Total posts: 1228
Posted:Faith is believing in something that cannot be proven to exist. It does not preclude rationality because that rationallity remains intact, and is not compromised for the faith to exist.

Not believing in something that can be proven to exist is called delusion. Calling it faith does not stop you from looking like an idiot, because you have abandoned rationality, and chosen to ignore or avoid the facts that are in front of you, in favour of dogma that is the result selecting specific passages, from inacurate serial translations of what was originally an oral tradition, subject to embelishment and exageration.


You aren't thinking or really existing unless you're willing to risk even your own sanity in the judgment of your existence.

Green peppers, lime pickle and whole-grain mustard = best sandwich filling.

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Stout
Stout

Pooh-Bah
Location: Canada
Member Since: 12th May 2004
Total posts: 1872
Posted:So the next time someone tells me that, since I'm an atheist, and therefore BELIEVE that there is no god ( remember, science can't disprove God's existence ) and that it takes faith to hold an opinion such as that, I can disprove their argument by citing conservapedia as a source ?

Wow...maybe I should go vandalize the faith page enough times so they lock it and keep that description up there.

polarity...I like your description of the Bible.


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