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WeaponX


WeaponX

member
Location: Under the bed, Upstairs

Total posts: 66
Posted:I need a cure for fishy breath, because all the sexy ladiezeeeeez are refusing to kiss me. I can't go on like this. What should I do? frown

Mieow..

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Dentrassi
GOLD Member since Apr 2003

Dentrassi

ZORT!
Location: Brisbane

Total posts: 3044
Posted:err... stick to men? they tend to be a bit less picky on personal hygeine matters wink

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.

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Dr_Molly


Dr_Molly

Pooh-Bah
Location: Away from home

Total posts: 2354
Posted:eat more mice

kiss


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Skatto
GOLD Member since Jan 2007

Skatto

Walking on whims...
Location: Eastbourne, UK

Total posts: 687
Posted:Stop eating fish, brush you teeth, and use mouthwash? tongue

Or rip off all the ladies noses before kissing them.


Skatto

"Fly like a mouse,
Run like a cushion,
Be the small bookcase."

For goodness sake, don't aggravate the otters!!!

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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted:Pounce them in winter when they have colds ubblol

ॐ

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy

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Moohaahaa
BRONZE Member since Mar 2002

Moohaahaa

enthusiast
Location: In Ger Land

Total posts: 382
Posted:just go for the ones that are allergic to you, then they won't notice the fishy breath...

Some things you have to see to believe, but
Some things you have to believe in to see.

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[Nx?]
BRONZE Member since Nov 2001

[Nx?]

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both

Total posts: 3749
Posted:snog a fish

This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti

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[Nx?]
BRONZE Member since Nov 2001

[Nx?]

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both

Total posts: 3749
Posted:or:

stop snogging fish.


This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti

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WeaponX


WeaponX

member
Location: Under the bed, Upstairs

Total posts: 66
Posted:I don't snog fish! Grrrrrrrrr... I'm not a wussy cat! I bite off their heads and gobble them up... gills and all! Yummy!

Mieow..

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[Nx?]
BRONZE Member since Nov 2001

[Nx?]

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both

Total posts: 3749
Posted:i dont think its your breath atall, i recon the ladies are put off by your barbed 'equipment'

This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti

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jo_rhymes
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

jo_rhymes

Momma Bear
Location: Telford, Shrops

Total posts: 4525
Posted:X, you need to get yo'sell some funky 'nip. ya hear? yeahhh boooiii!

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

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=Flashpoint=
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

=Flashpoint=

Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs...

Total posts: 2719
Posted:Yeah man, go score a 20 bag of the 'nip, then you wont care about the smell, or the girls, or anything...

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile

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alien_oddity


alien_oddity

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: in the trees

Total posts: 7193
Posted:simple awnser............................ stop licking out women with fishy minges wink

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted: Written by: ravehead


simple awnser............................ stop licking out women with fishy minges wink



Oh ffs...

PG board! PG Boooooooooooooard!


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Gnor
BRONZE Member since Mar 2003

Gnor

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Perth

Total posts: 5814
Posted: Written by: Dentrassi



err... stick to men? they tend to be a bit less picky on personal hygeine matters wink





ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol



are you a cat ( see avatar) stop eating fishy catfood, go for chicken


Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu

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Gnor
BRONZE Member since Mar 2003

Gnor

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Perth

Total posts: 5814
Posted:"What have we here? A man or a fish? Dead or alive? He smells like a fish; a very ancient and fish-like smell . . ." William Shakespeare, "The Tempest"

but to be more helpful...

do you have a metabolic condition

Although they show no apparent lack of hygiene or obvious medical symptoms, most people with the disorder report having foul body odors, bad breath, or a bad taste in their mouths. Studies in the last few years have shown that trimethylaminuria results from defects in an enzyme that breaks down trimethylamine, a byproduct of protein digestion released by bacteria living in the gut. This small moleculethe compound that gives fish their fishy odorsmells foul or garbagelike at low concentrations and fishy in larger amounts.

by the magic of google fish breath


Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu

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Dentrassi
GOLD Member since Apr 2003

Dentrassi

ZORT!
Location: Brisbane

Total posts: 3044
Posted:kiss @ gnor

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.

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Hanz


Hanz

veteran
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia

Total posts: 1328
Posted:umm... you could always kiss me.. I don't have a sense of smell... well, not a very good one anyway (sinus issues).




no? ok... so maybe someone else who doesn't have a sense of smell


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