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mcpPLATINUM Member
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom


Posted:
this is a thread for spinning/poi/staff related gangsta rap lyrics!

here's my really bad contribution: (I just had it lying around! honest!)


Here's something you might find hard to swallow, but I was doing the 7bt weave back when it was cross follow.
I do the weave with ease, 9 beat at a squeeze, so put down your poi or please! I'll put you on your knees.
My eleven beat anti-spin weave makes you forget to breathe.

your atomics make me want to vomit,
your attempt at negative space, badly burned your face.
you tried to impress me with your new straightjacket,
all I saw was a noob going spastic.

I'll go through negative space then hybridise an infinite hyperloop
you'll post online trying to find people for your new fire troupe.
please don't spam me with your "I just invented the thru wrap"
let me get on with learning infinite buzzsaw air-wraps.


errrr, sorry in advance... or if you've read this post, after the fact...
ubbrollsmile footinmouth footinmouth footinmouth footinmouth ubbloco

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
Not at all living up to the stereotype, sorry... ARCHETYPE of the talented slacker eh Seye? hug

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
ubblol

*Scuttles around on RAOTFLMAO Sinclair C5*

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
*waits for the ROFLMAO segway to roll passed* wink

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
YAAAAAAAAAY!!! bounce woop woop!! Jon that was the best poi rap ever!!! you rule!!! bounce

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.


BasstonesGOLD Member
Do you do the poiz?
530 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
Talk about getting bored biggrin

You all seriously think you have game?
Once im done none of you will be the same
You think its fun to sit around spinning socks
One day you can hang up your frocks
Learn a truly impressive skill
nothing dressed up with fancy frills
Sitting around with mates making a racket
Thinking your cool cause you can do a straightjacket
Sorry to tell you but you look like frankenstein
Im just watching the guy do a rubenstein
Im juggling my clubs
My moves are dub
Now you just look puny
As i ride past on my Uni
Now lets give up this nonsense
and grow some common sense...


Word out

"In the end there is only fire and a waterfall"


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