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mcpPLATINUM Member
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom


Posted:
Strugz is a shy guy, generally not entirely sober at all times, thoughtful and devoted. He's currently single, and yes, desperate.

This is not a joke.

Strugz obviously is good with the stick, but he's not gay, he wants a girl. (Guys: he's not too smart, he probably won't notice if you dress up as a girl.)

Strugz lives in the deep south of england, and if you live there and are available this weekend, all the better. he's in his late 20's, but his grin makes him look young again. He has managed to feed himself and keep himself clean for the past few years, and he has a job, so he can at least vaguely look after himself, and has the money to look after you. In other words, he's a bit of a stoner.

He probably doesn't have the strength of will to stop a women trying to dominate him, nor the strength of personality to overcome any prospective shy girl with his opinions.

Pm strugz if you find him interesting.

Remember, this is not a joke, strugz REALLY is desperate.

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


animatEdBRONZE Member
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK


Posted:
you've never met Lee, obviously... wink He looks Gayer than Strugz...

Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.


NateBRONZE Member
Groovy ga watashi no namae desu!
1,530 posts
Location: Oxford, Oxfordshire, England


Posted:
gayer than strugz/???
that's unheard of

well atleast lee can do the matrix without cheating HAHAHAHHA

I like Languages.

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alien_oddity 7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
*pokes everyone in this thread with a sharp, pointy stick*



---POKE---

LEAVE STRUGS ALONE *grrrr*


he's a nice lad, and dosent need all this [censored]


*looks at meg*

*stearn look*


strugs................. ignore this thread............. we all looooovvvveeeee youuuuuuu D:


*not in a homosexual way wink


*wet towel in hand*

who wants a slap?? ubblol

jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
Strugz and ravehead up the tree! K I S S I N G!!

ubblol hehe nana

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.


MikefromGlosSILVER Member
Hitman
985 posts
Location: Gloucester England


Posted:
First comes love
Second comes the civil ceramony (BEing politicaly correct)
Third comes the mess in the carridge of a strugz/ravehead thing!!!

Love ya all really

he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.

Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing


jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.


alien_oddity 7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
ubblol call me gay.............i REALLY don't give a [censored]!!!!


strugs.............. your an amazing, talllented person............there's more to life than HoP





jo.......................... you smell ubblol


mike............... meh.

MikefromGlosSILVER Member
Hitman
985 posts
Location: Gloucester England


Posted:
i feel previlaged and not being smelly lol... i am just a meh lol



EDIT: I know you will get you revenge anyway ravhead ethier at eastern haze or play...



some with you strugz cause iam slacker as well lol....



I find myself without any eyebrows one day but it wont be to bad because i will be at play with no mirror to see lol juggle ubblove
EDITED_BY: MikefromGlos (1169860601)

he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.

Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
Can we not just lock Meg and Strugz into a small room together for a month. They will either 'get it on' (as the late great Marvin Gaye would say), or one of them will be dead...(the odds on Meg winning are 2-1, Strugz 11-1) smile

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


roarfireSILVER Member
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia


Posted:
Haha, that's a fantastic idea Skully!

.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
just don't let them have any sticks then we mere mortals would have a day or so to catch up wink

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
i think meg and strugz would make a lovely couple ubblove

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.


roarfireSILVER Member
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia


Posted:
Have you found a girlfriend yet Strugz?!

They say the minute you stop looking for it, is when it will come - when you least expect it

So stop making a scene and don't think about it! tongue

at least that's what they've been telling me! ubbangel

.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.


pricklyleafSILVER Member
with added berries
1,365 posts
Location: Manchester, England (UK)


Posted:
Thats true, I can only get a boyfriend when I absolutely convince myself that I don't want one, and then one comes along at the most inconvient moment.

But I really have given up on men for now anyway.

Good luck Strugz, I'm sure someone will come along smile

Live like there is no tomorrow,
dance like nobody is watching
and hula hoop like wiggling will save the world.

What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.

Ralph Waldo Emerson


NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
Wow, 5 pages and no takers.

HoP certainly has changed over the years. Where have all the slutty female firepspinners gone? Used to be you couldn't start any thread in Chat without being propositioned by a chorus of hotties...

*shrug*

When do we get to start a thread to get Meg some?

ubbangel

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


animatEdBRONZE Member
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK


Posted:
Strugz has been a bit quiet recently... maybe he's 'busy'...

wink

Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.


MikefromGlosSILVER Member
Hitman
985 posts
Location: Gloucester England


Posted:
wouldnt we feel so bad if he got kidnapped by somone off HoP when he went on a date with them and they locked him in a cage to spin FOR EVER

he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.

Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing


NateBRONZE Member
Groovy ga watashi no namae desu!
1,530 posts
Location: Oxford, Oxfordshire, England


Posted:
feel bad?

nope

i'd laugh ubblol

I like Languages.

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SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
Shhhhh Mike, don't give the plan away!

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
well... if he likes kinky, he might not mind the cage so much ubblol

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)


Posted:
Hmmm...

So, the plan is... lure Mister Strugz out of his house with some mild sexual innuendo.

Kidnap him, dress him in gold lame (as illustrated below), then put him in a cage for personal entertainment, making him wiggle when necessary, or when poked?

(He could also be hired out...)

Sounds good.

I'll volunteer for that smile

As long as he looks like this...


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Getting to the other side smile


jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
Good plan Clare!! wink

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.


GothFrogetteBRONZE Member
grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:
ooohhh i'll help biggrin

Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows


_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)


Posted:
Rarrr indeed... methinks biggrin

Getting to the other side smile


jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
Clare, what do you think of this outfit for Strugz? I found it on hunkwear.com ubblol


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Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.


MikefromGlosSILVER Member
Hitman
985 posts
Location: Gloucester England


Posted:
oh dear i am sorry mr strugz all i can say is you are being locked in a cage to stop the rest of male Hop suffering the bad costumes lol we thank you and then say rather you then me

he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.

Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing


Mascot 301 posts

Posted:
Why don't Sandy and Strugz get together and then everyone'd be happy.

Sandy and Strugz....you just need to discover the inner homosexual. together. In Cages and aformentioned clothes if you must but DEFINITELY not where I can see.

Walls may have ears but they don't have eyes


MikefromGlosSILVER Member
Hitman
985 posts
Location: Gloucester England


Posted:
yes well thats happening the people who put them in cages should go to the nearist pub i should think to get supidd drunk and spin for the locals lol

he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.

Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing


strugzBRONZE Member
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom


Posted:
ok ok......

you guys are all clearly screwed up and should start a thread all about your wanting to see such hideous things, your throwing this one right off track. ubbloco

Sandy did stay at mine the weekend but there were no cages involved...... Sandy too out 2 fine young ladies to the pub - Paula Drurblin and Steph Brown (aka 2breasts) wink

As for the rest of the applicants, please keep posting ubbangel ubblol

Its funny - im getting more "so hows the thread working out?" pms from people than i am responses! ubblol

Youre all a bunch of old gossips at heart wink

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


Mascot 301 posts

Posted:
 Written by: strugz


Youre all a bunch of old gossips at heart wink



Looks like he's figuring HOP out.

Walls may have ears but they don't have eyes


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