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mcpPLATINUM Member
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom


Posted:
Strugz is a shy guy, generally not entirely sober at all times, thoughtful and devoted. He's currently single, and yes, desperate.

This is not a joke.

Strugz obviously is good with the stick, but he's not gay, he wants a girl. (Guys: he's not too smart, he probably won't notice if you dress up as a girl.)

Strugz lives in the deep south of england, and if you live there and are available this weekend, all the better. he's in his late 20's, but his grin makes him look young again. He has managed to feed himself and keep himself clean for the past few years, and he has a job, so he can at least vaguely look after himself, and has the money to look after you. In other words, he's a bit of a stoner.

He probably doesn't have the strength of will to stop a women trying to dominate him, nor the strength of personality to overcome any prospective shy girl with his opinions.

Pm strugz if you find him interesting.

Remember, this is not a joke, strugz REALLY is desperate.

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


mcpPLATINUM Member
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom


Posted:
hasn't he just been to edinburrrr for that? wink

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
Told you, he just can't get enough of that old-style architechture...

And there was more than one? umm

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)


Posted:
ubblol

“will that be in the 'but im a cheerleader' kinda way or 'the graduate' kinda way?”

Sandy... I am Not that old. umm umm


”I'm gonna turn straight after being surrounded by day-glo pink houses and blue, same sex dorms, self-administered Electro-shock therapy! I draw the line at the end of term exam involving flesh-coloured leotards and fig leaves.... ”
biggrin
devil

"I was thinking more Thailand, possibly Cambodia... "

ubblol ubblol

That's sooo wrong.

Getting to the other side smile


mcpPLATINUM Member
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom


Posted:
you'll never guess where I used to live:

https://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&hl...&iwloc=addr

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


DurbsBRONZE Member
Classically British
5,689 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England


Posted:
Oo er.... Wales? wink

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Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
Clare: Why is it wrong that I suggested Strugz go to Cambodia for a bit fun? Never know who he made run into wink

Meg: Brilliantly serendipitous! Must've been something in the water...

Durbs: Something on your mind?

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


mcpPLATINUM Member
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom


Posted:
thanks neon, yet another film I need to download... biggrin

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
You can probably BUY it for less than a £5 at Music Zone!

ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


mcpPLATINUM Member
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom


Posted:
WTF is music zone?

Dude, if it involves wasting time walking around the city, when I could be in a room learning some form of manipulation, why would I be doing it?

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
You could always manipulate the lives of those who pass you whispering post-hypnotic suggestions in their ears as you walk past. You might even activate a sleeper assassin...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


DurbsBRONZE Member
Classically British
5,689 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England


Posted:
I did that once by accident.
Very embarassing and made a terrible mess.

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Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
But alas Strugz is still alive...

You failed...

spank

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


cknamSILVER Member
newbie
19 posts
Location: Woking, Surrey, United Kingdom


Posted:
Well if you know the right woman and the correct codeword you could set off a number of females that are interested in strugz rather than wanting to kill him.

Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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6,120 posts
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Posted:
Anything that isn't 'That dress makes you look fat' should work a treat...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


strugzBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol ubblol

out of 56 posts the four of you have managed to turn this thread into a review for poor sex films and figured that rather than secretly turning people into assissins to kill me we should convince them to shag me instead rolleyes

I dont know why i came to you wasters for help wink

Still - either way i blame Meg smile

ubblol

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


mcpPLATINUM Member
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom


Posted:
sweet!

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


DurbsBRONZE Member
Classically British
5,689 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England


Posted:
I think as far as chat up lines working on Strugz, his current state would settle for "You'll do"

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Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
Don't forget, Clare's made it her mission to turn me straight!

 Written by: strugz


I dont know why i came to you wasters for help wink



Desperation?

hug

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


DurbsBRONZE Member
Classically British
5,689 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England


Posted:
stupidity?
Attention from all the cute guys who gagging for you? wink

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jo_rhymesSILVER Member
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Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
strugz, you are a gorgeous funny man. you have plenty to offer a woman. go out there boy. go on! hug

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Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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6,120 posts
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Posted:
 Written by: Durbs


Attention from all the cute guys who gagging for you?



Pft! Losers...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


MikefromGlosSILVER Member
Hitman
985 posts
Location: Gloucester England


Posted:
man look i missed like 6 hours and 37 posts appear i miss everything frown

he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.

Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing


strugzBRONZE Member
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3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol

dude thats th wonders of txt - you never miss it........

biggrin

this thread can still come back and haunt me for years to come ubblol

ubblove

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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6,120 posts
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Posted:
*Notes down YET ANOTHER occurance of the number 37* confused

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


MikefromGlosSILVER Member
Hitman
985 posts
Location: Gloucester England


Posted:
its a alien thing neon.... Dw strugz in yrs come by and i see u at some meet i will print this out and show it to u

he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.

Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing


_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)


Posted:
Strange indeed.


And it probably will haunt you Mr Strugnell... god knows what things you'll have to do to regain some dignity and respect... smile


(Dave... I'm thinking about ways... devil biggrin )

Btw, I am now typing from the offices of a well-known Northern Irish newspaper... where I'm working on my first day back sub-editing. Hurrah for a regular income to pay the rent...

smile

Getting to the other side smile


MikefromGlosSILVER Member
Hitman
985 posts
Location: Gloucester England


Posted:
ohh slip hop into the headline some how lol

he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.

Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
Yes this will something to show my wife...er.. I mean You winkClare...

'This is where I came back from the darkside' ubblol

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


-sandy-BRONZE Member
old hand
716 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom


Posted:
 Written by: _Clare_


Btw, I am now typing from the offices of a well-known Northern Irish newspaper... where I'm working on my first day back sub-editing. Hurrah for a regular income to pay the rent..
smile



That would be nice. Ive spent most of today running around trying to sort out bank statments and bitching at them for charging me for not having any money.
Anyone want to hire an editor or web designer? my rates are very cheap.

I think im actually gonna have to get a real job again frown

"Don't do it naked!"


_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)


Posted:
eek

biggrin biggrin biggrin

I haven't even turned you properly yet, and already you're thinking about cheating?!

Well done... you're getting this 'straight' thing pretty well.



Hmmm... let's see...
'Hop into the Titanic?'

Getting to the other side smile


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