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mcpPLATINUM Member
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom


Posted:
Strugz is a shy guy, generally not entirely sober at all times, thoughtful and devoted. He's currently single, and yes, desperate.

This is not a joke.

Strugz obviously is good with the stick, but he's not gay, he wants a girl. (Guys: he's not too smart, he probably won't notice if you dress up as a girl.)

Strugz lives in the deep south of england, and if you live there and are available this weekend, all the better. he's in his late 20's, but his grin makes him look young again. He has managed to feed himself and keep himself clean for the past few years, and he has a job, so he can at least vaguely look after himself, and has the money to look after you. In other words, he's a bit of a stoner.

He probably doesn't have the strength of will to stop a women trying to dominate him, nor the strength of personality to overcome any prospective shy girl with his opinions.

Pm strugz if you find him interesting.

Remember, this is not a joke, strugz REALLY is desperate.

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
One in every Office... wink

offtopic

ubblol ubblol ubblol

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblolubblol

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


shoshanahSILVER Member
enthusiast
232 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom


Posted:
I think you all fancy him other wise this post wouldn’t be so big.
And you are all putting so much thought in to it
ubbloco

life is what you make it and what you want it to be


jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
it could be a bit like Inner Space. all the Daves shrink to a microscopic size and enter Strugz's orifices! biggrin

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.


_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)


Posted:
Eurgh.

God knows what you would find...

Getting to the other side smile


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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6,120 posts
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Posted:
I said 'Office' you gutter-minded plebian! tongue

Nah Shosh, We don't all fancy Strugz, despite his protests he IS gay... wink

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


mcpPLATINUM Member
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom


Posted:
some of us don't fancy, some of us just 'pine'. Eh neon? wink

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


animatEdBRONZE Member
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK


Posted:
Someone Shag the boy and be done with it!

Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
I'm still waiting for feedback from Strugz himself about how many applicants there were and why the hell the position is still available!

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

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SeyeSILVER Member
Geek
1,261 posts
Location: Manchester, UK


Posted:
 Written by: Limits_To_Contest


Someone Shag the boy and be done with it!


Are you volunteering Ed?

DrudwynForget puppy power, Scrappy's just gay
632 posts
Location: Southampton Uni


Posted:
Strugz, wanna come down to Circus Soc tonight? Sure we can find you someone there :P

Spin, bounce, be one with the world, because it is yours to enjoy...


DurbsBRONZE Member
Classically British
5,689 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England


Posted:
 Written by: strugz


Sandy did stay at mine the weekend but there were no cages involved...... Sandy took out 2 fine young ladies to the pub - Paula Drurblin and Steph Brown (aka 2breasts) wink




And pray tell Mr Strugnell, what were you doing for the 6 hours all 3 of us were down the pub hmmm? ubbangel

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Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude


NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
 Written by: Skulduggery


Pffft Silly NYC, it's obvious. Last time I checked Clare and I weren't lesbians.....



Which REMINDS me...

You guys still owe me.

eek

ubbangel

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)


Posted:
Guess you'll have to come visit again then smile

Getting to the other side smile


bluecatgeek, level 1
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere


Posted:
strugz! there were at least 13 1/2 ladies at jugglesoc tonight, and only 5 real men(the rest were all students) so you'd have been fine!!!!

Holistic Spinner (I hope)


DrudwynForget puppy power, Scrappy's just gay
632 posts
Location: Southampton Uni


Posted:
How come the ladies get counted even though they're students and not the men?

(thanks for the help though dude :P)

Spin, bounce, be one with the world, because it is yours to enjoy...


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
I think Ed & Strugz would make a surprisingly sweet couple... They're both Stoner Kuntz and you can have that whole Batman & Robin dynamic! ubblove

 Written by: mcp


some of us don't fancy, some of us just 'pine'. Eh neon? wink


Yes that is all I do. 'Pine', God forbid I inflict myself on anyone for real! Hmmm...'Pine' is a form of wood right?

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
Dave, how many times have I told you, my sister fancies the pants off you! Just start batting for the other team and you'll have a ready made family biggrin

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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6,120 posts
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Posted:
Is she mental?!

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
Some would say that.... I can't possibly comment smile

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strugzBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol



like you got to ask - shes skullys sister!!!



wink



hug

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jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol ubblol

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-sandy-BRONZE Member
old hand
716 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom


Posted:
Jesus, i leave hop alone for 1 day and this thread hits 8 pages, strugz you are a popular boy! shame its all male interest eh? Although from what i saw this weekend i dont think you really need any help wink what happened to the pisshead stoner i thought you were?

 Written by: bluecat


strugz! there were at least 13 1/2 ladies at jugglesoc tonight, and only 5 real men(the rest were all students) so you'd have been fine!!!!



so whos the 1/2 lady then rob? and which half?

"Don't do it naked!"


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
I dunno Sandy, You're pretty damn foxy after the haircut! smile

The bottom half of the lady...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


strugzBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom


Posted:
 Written by: -sandy-


....... i dont think you really need any help wink what happened to the pisshead stoner i thought you were?




I dont need help just some guidance......... ubblol

The pisshead stoner hippy eveyones assumes i am is still there, he just comes out now and again these days wink

or is it again and again.......

ubbangel

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


-sandy-BRONZE Member
old hand
716 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom


Posted:
 Written by: Neon_Shaolin


I dunno Sandy, You're pretty damn foxy after the haircut! smile

The bottom half of the lady...



You saying my new hair makes me look like a minge? git

"Don't do it naked!"


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
No No! That was answering the question you posed about the 1/2 Lady! Sorry, should been more clear. spank



But now that you mention it, I wouldn't say 'minge', more a c*nt... tongue

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)


Posted:
Dum de dum dum dum...
EDITED_BY: _Clare_ (1170157424)

Getting to the other side smile


-sandy-BRONZE Member
old hand
716 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom


Posted:
well i suppose i am a c*nt, i just want to be more like you dave wink

"Don't do it naked!"


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
Yay! I'm a role model! biggrin

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


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