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mcp
mcp

Flying Water Muppet
Location: Edin-borrow.
Member Since: 20th May 2003
Total posts: 5276
Posted:Strugz is a shy guy, generally not entirely sober at all times, thoughtful and devoted. He's currently single, and yes, desperate.

This is not a joke.

Strugz obviously is good with the stick, but he's not gay, he wants a girl. (Guys: he's not too smart, he probably won't notice if you dress up as a girl.)

Strugz lives in the deep south of england, and if you live there and are available this weekend, all the better. he's in his late 20's, but his grin makes him look young again. He has managed to feed himself and keep himself clean for the past few years, and he has a job, so he can at least vaguely look after himself, and has the money to look after you. In other words, he's a bit of a stoner.

He probably doesn't have the strength of will to stop a women trying to dominate him, nor the strength of personality to overcome any prospective shy girl with his opinions.

Pm strugz if you find him interesting.

Remember, this is not a joke, strugz REALLY is desperate.


"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

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strugz
strugz

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Southampton - Possibly...
Member Since: 6th Mar 2002
Total posts: 3964
Posted:there aint no chopping going on here............ Dave is a wussy and a small one at that...... you need a bunch of mini daves to pull it off, so far ive just seen one wink

If there is lots of daves can i just get in the cage for safety? and use my hoards of women as protection?

ubbangel

biggrin


"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

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Neon_Shaolin
Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Member Since: 13th Jul 2005
Total posts: 6120
Posted: Written by: strugz



If there is lots of daves can i just get in the cage for safety?





I only need the one... devil



Unless you want the paralysing drug (no, not the green variety) that keeps you FULLY AWAKE when I get to work, you'd better come quietly... Doesn't matter where you run, I will always find you in the end... wink


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Havokist
Havokist


Location: Manchester
Member Since: 20th Dec 2004
Total posts: 2530
Posted:aaaww... i wanted you to unleash the army of mini daves... tongue

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.

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_Clare_
_Clare_

Still wiggling
Location: Belfast
Member Since: 22nd Oct 2002
Total posts: 5967
Posted:ubblol

The army of mini daves... is that a bit like Dawn of the Dead?


Getting to the other side smile

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Havokist
Havokist


Location: Manchester
Member Since: 20th Dec 2004
Total posts: 2530
Posted:yeah, but Dawn of the Dave ubblol

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.

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Neon_Shaolin
Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Member Since: 13th Jul 2005
Total posts: 6120
Posted:Just how mini are we talking about? Mini-Me Mini or Microscopic Mini? Both have their advantages...

Then again, a Legion of Daves... Imagine the possibities...


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Havokist
Havokist


Location: Manchester
Member Since: 20th Dec 2004
Total posts: 2530
Posted:i honestly don't know, they're your army, i just know you've got them hidden somewhere, ready to jump into action on command tongue

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.

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Neon_Shaolin
Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Member Since: 13th Jul 2005
Total posts: 6120
Posted:One in every Office... wink

offtopic

ubblol ubblol ubblol


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Havokist
Havokist


Location: Manchester
Member Since: 20th Dec 2004
Total posts: 2530
Posted:ubblolubblol

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.

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shoshanah
shoshanah

enthusiast
Location: london
Member Since: 3rd Nov 2005
Total posts: 232
Posted:I think you all fancy him other wise this post wouldnt be so big.
And you are all putting so much thought in to it
ubbloco


life is what you make it and what you want it to be

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jo_rhymes
jo_rhymes

Momma Bear
Location: Telford, Shrops
Member Since: 10th Apr 2005
Total posts: 4525
Posted:it could be a bit like Inner Space. all the Daves shrink to a microscopic size and enter Strugz's orifices! biggrin

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

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_Clare_
_Clare_

Still wiggling
Location: Belfast
Member Since: 22nd Oct 2002
Total posts: 5967
Posted:Eurgh.

God knows what you would find...


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Neon_Shaolin
Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Member Since: 13th Jul 2005
Total posts: 6120
Posted:I said 'Office' you gutter-minded plebian! tongue

Nah Shosh, We don't all fancy Strugz, despite his protests he IS gay... wink


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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mcp
mcp

Flying Water Muppet
Location: Edin-borrow.
Member Since: 20th May 2003
Total posts: 5276
Posted:some of us don't fancy, some of us just 'pine'. Eh neon? wink

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

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animatEd
animatEd

1 + 1 = 3
Location: Bristol UK
Member Since: 31st Aug 2004
Total posts: 3540
Posted:Someone Shag the boy and be done with it!

Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.

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Birgit
Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh
Member Since: 27th Jan 2005
Total posts: 4145
Posted:I'm still waiting for feedback from Strugz himself about how many applicants there were and why the hell the position is still available!

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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Seye
Seye

Geek
Location: Manchester, UK
Member Since: 27th Mar 2005
Total posts: 1261
Posted: Written by: Limits_To_Contest


Someone Shag the boy and be done with it!


Are you volunteering Ed?


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Drudwyn
Drudwyn

Forget puppy power, Scrappy's just gay
Location: Southampton Uni
Member Since: 27th Aug 2005
Total posts: 632
Posted:Strugz, wanna come down to Circus Soc tonight? Sure we can find you someone there :P

Spin, bounce, be one with the world, because it is yours to enjoy...

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Durbs
Durbs

Classically British
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England
Member Since: 23rd Sep 2001
Total posts: 5688
Posted: Written by: strugz


Sandy did stay at mine the weekend but there were no cages involved...... Sandy took out 2 fine young ladies to the pub - Paula Drurblin and Steph Brown (aka 2breasts) wink




And pray tell Mr Strugnell, what were you doing for the 6 hours all 3 of us were down the pub hmmm? ubbangel


Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude

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NYC
NYC

NYC
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Member Since: 26th Aug 2001
Total posts: 9232
Posted: Written by: Skulduggery


Pffft Silly NYC, it's obvious. Last time I checked Clare and I weren't lesbians.....



Which REMINDS me...

You guys still owe me.

eek

ubbangel


Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]

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_Clare_
_Clare_

Still wiggling
Location: Belfast
Member Since: 22nd Oct 2002
Total posts: 5967
Posted:Guess you'll have to come visit again then smile

Getting to the other side smile

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bluecat
bluecat

geek, level 1
Location: everywhere
Member Since: 15th Dec 2002
Total posts: 5300
Posted:strugz! there were at least 13 1/2 ladies at jugglesoc tonight, and only 5 real men(the rest were all students) so you'd have been fine!!!!

Holistic Spinner (I hope)

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Drudwyn
Drudwyn

Forget puppy power, Scrappy's just gay
Location: Southampton Uni
Member Since: 27th Aug 2005
Total posts: 632
Posted:How come the ladies get counted even though they're students and not the men?

(thanks for the help though dude :P)


Spin, bounce, be one with the world, because it is yours to enjoy...

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Neon_Shaolin
Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Member Since: 13th Jul 2005
Total posts: 6120
Posted:I think Ed & Strugz would make a surprisingly sweet couple... They're both Stoner Kuntz and you can have that whole Batman & Robin dynamic! ubblove

 Written by: mcp


some of us don't fancy, some of us just 'pine'. Eh neon? wink


Yes that is all I do. 'Pine', God forbid I inflict myself on anyone for real! Hmmm...'Pine' is a form of wood right?


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Skulduggery
Skulduggery

Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
Location: Wales
Member Since: 12th Aug 2004
Total posts: 8428
Posted:Dave, how many times have I told you, my sister fancies the pants off you! Just start batting for the other team and you'll have a ready made family biggrin

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!

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Neon_Shaolin
Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Member Since: 13th Jul 2005
Total posts: 6120
Posted:Is she mental?!

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Skulduggery
Skulduggery

Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
Location: Wales
Member Since: 12th Aug 2004
Total posts: 8428
Posted:Some would say that.... I can't possibly comment smile

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!

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strugz
strugz

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Southampton - Possibly...
Member Since: 6th Mar 2002
Total posts: 3964
Posted:ubblol



like you got to ask - shes skullys sister!!!



wink



hug


"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

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jo_rhymes
jo_rhymes

Momma Bear
Location: Telford, Shrops
Member Since: 10th Apr 2005
Total posts: 4525
Posted:ubblol ubblol

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

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-sandy-
-sandy-

old hand
Location: Bristol
Member Since: 12th Jul 2004
Total posts: 716
Posted:Jesus, i leave hop alone for 1 day and this thread hits 8 pages, strugz you are a popular boy! shame its all male interest eh? Although from what i saw this weekend i dont think you really need any help wink what happened to the pisshead stoner i thought you were?

 Written by: bluecat


strugz! there were at least 13 1/2 ladies at jugglesoc tonight, and only 5 real men(the rest were all students) so you'd have been fine!!!!



so whos the 1/2 lady then rob? and which half?


"Don't do it naked!"

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