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mcp
PLATINUM Member since May 2003

mcp

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Posted:Strugz is a shy guy, generally not entirely sober at all times, thoughtful and devoted. He's currently single, and yes, desperate.

This is not a joke.

Strugz obviously is good with the stick, but he's not gay, he wants a girl. (Guys: he's not too smart, he probably won't notice if you dress up as a girl.)

Strugz lives in the deep south of england, and if you live there and are available this weekend, all the better. he's in his late 20's, but his grin makes him look young again. He has managed to feed himself and keep himself clean for the past few years, and he has a job, so he can at least vaguely look after himself, and has the money to look after you. In other words, he's a bit of a stoner.

He probably doesn't have the strength of will to stop a women trying to dominate him, nor the strength of personality to overcome any prospective shy girl with his opinions.

Pm strugz if you find him interesting.

Remember, this is not a joke, strugz REALLY is desperate.


"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

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strugz
BRONZE Member since Mar 2002

strugz

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Posted:ok ok......

you guys are all clearly screwed up and should start a thread all about your wanting to see such hideous things, your throwing this one right off track. ubbloco

Sandy did stay at mine the weekend but there were no cages involved...... Sandy too out 2 fine young ladies to the pub - Paula Drurblin and Steph Brown (aka 2breasts) wink

As for the rest of the applicants, please keep posting ubbangel ubblol

Its funny - im getting more "so hows the thread working out?" pms from people than i am responses! ubblol

Youre all a bunch of old gossips at heart wink


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Mascot


Mascot

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Posted: Written by: strugz


Youre all a bunch of old gossips at heart wink



Looks like he's figuring HOP out.


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MikefromGlos
SILVER Member since Jul 2006

MikefromGlos

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Location: Gloucester England

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Posted:lol well at least ur getting pm's the first step on the way to a convosation lol... I only had like 7 frown

he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.

Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing

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Spanner
BRONZE Member since Feb 2003

Spanner

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Posted: Written by: jo_rhymes


Clare, what do you think of this outfit for Strugz? I found it on hunkwear.com ubblol




Perfect - he could could carry his staff under the straps for quick access cool

(though that's not the only thing there'd be quick access to eek biggrin )


"I thought you are man, but
you are nice woman.

yay,

:R"

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jo_rhymes
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jo_rhymes

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Posted:ubblol

sexy Strugz


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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

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Posted:Though if you squint your eyes, that model looks vaguely like Durbs... tongue

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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_Clare_
BRONZE Member since Oct 2002

_Clare_

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Posted:ubblol

Ohhh... a splendid Tennyson sling there missus...

So strugz, are you not gay anymore then?

smile


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strugz
BRONZE Member since Mar 2002

strugz

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Posted:Nope - much to the disgust of the 4 blokes that visited mine the weekend........ i am not gay ubbloco

ubblol


"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

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Neon_Shaolin
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Neon_Shaolin

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Posted:If you wanna forward those four blokes to my place feel free!



ubbangel / devil (Delete as Applicable)


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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strugz
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strugz

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Posted:that be Durbs / Sandy / 2bags and Clare

take your pick - there all gay biggrin


"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

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_Clare_
BRONZE Member since Oct 2002

_Clare_

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Posted:Hold on...

I'm a guy?!

Seriously?!

Ohhh...

Does this mean I can pee standing up now?!


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Skulduggery
GOLD Member since Aug 2004

Skulduggery

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Posted:If Clare is a guy can Jon and I marry her *cough* I mean him please? smile

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

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Posted:Can I have a Free 30-day Trial for each of them? smile

offtopic

I still think Meg is your lobster...


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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_Clare_
BRONZE Member since Oct 2002

_Clare_

Still wiggling
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Posted:Awesome...

Can we make this the 'Clare needs a girlfriend' thread?

(Just want to see what it's like before Jon and I marry you Skully smile )

Neon... hope you don't mind... I'm a bloke now, after all.


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mcp
PLATINUM Member since May 2003

mcp

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Posted:why am i a lobster?

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

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Skulduggery
GOLD Member since Aug 2004

Skulduggery

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Posted:Ooooooooooo I better go out and find a wedding dress for Jon and a Tux for me! Yippeeeeee We're getting married to the gorgeous babe *cough* erm... dude Clare!!!!



Well thats made my day.... I think I'll go and take a nap. I can't stand all the excitement kiss


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Neon_Shaolin
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Posted:Gay 'F.R.I.E.N.D.S' reference from Phoebe about how some lobsters mate for life and have actually been seen holding claws in their tank... ubblove

Should I have made references to Romeo & Juliet / Tristan & Isolde / Mork & Mindy? (in case you're wondering, you're Mork)


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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mcp
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mcp

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Posted:ahhhhh,

well if Strugz was as fit as Mindy, I'd go out with her...him... herim.

errrrr.


"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

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Neon_Shaolin
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Posted:I'm working on it...


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jo_rhymes
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jo_rhymes

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Posted:ubblol

Can't wait til you've worked your magic, Dave!!!


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strugz
BRONZE Member since Mar 2002

strugz

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Posted:your going to need more than that puney pair of scissors and chainsaw..........

ubbloco

and some handcuffs to stop my hands......... - punching you obviously.......

wink


"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

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Neon_Shaolin
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Posted:Oh yeah, forgot...


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NYC


NYC

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Posted: Written by: Skulduggery


If Clare is a guy can Jon and I marry her *cough* I mean him please? smile



Because as we all know, the only way a heterosexual couple can marry a third person is if the third person is male.

confused


Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]

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_Clare_
BRONZE Member since Oct 2002

_Clare_

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Posted:Exactly.

confused

ubblol


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Skulduggery
GOLD Member since Aug 2004

Skulduggery

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Posted:Pffft Silly NYC, it's obvious. Last time I checked Clare and I weren't lesbians..... Jon on the other hand might be a lesbian.... he does after all fancy women.

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Neon_Shaolin
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Posted:And he does Poi... tongue

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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[Nx?]
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[Nx?]

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Posted: Written by: NYC



When do we get to start a thread to get Meg some?

ubbangel



nahh, she wont go for it, shes just pretending to be gay beacse shes phalus-a-phobic.... tongue

so maybe if you cut it off strugs...?

T wave


This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti

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Neon_Shaolin
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Posted:Waaay ahead of ya! biggrin

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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_Clare_
BRONZE Member since Oct 2002

_Clare_

Still wiggling
Location: Belfast

Total posts: 5967
Posted:Yeep

eek

But then he won't be any use in my cage... frown


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_Clare_
BRONZE Member since Oct 2002

_Clare_

Still wiggling
Location: Belfast

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Posted:Ahem

redface

That didn't come out quite right...

I mean... he wouldn't look quite right in the gold lame...

rolleyes


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