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mcp
mcp

Flying Water Muppet
Location: Edin-borrow.
Member Since: 20th May 2003
Total posts: 5276
Posted:Strugz is a shy guy, generally not entirely sober at all times, thoughtful and devoted. He's currently single, and yes, desperate.

This is not a joke.

Strugz obviously is good with the stick, but he's not gay, he wants a girl. (Guys: he's not too smart, he probably won't notice if you dress up as a girl.)

Strugz lives in the deep south of england, and if you live there and are available this weekend, all the better. he's in his late 20's, but his grin makes him look young again. He has managed to feed himself and keep himself clean for the past few years, and he has a job, so he can at least vaguely look after himself, and has the money to look after you. In other words, he's a bit of a stoner.

He probably doesn't have the strength of will to stop a women trying to dominate him, nor the strength of personality to overcome any prospective shy girl with his opinions.

Pm strugz if you find him interesting.

Remember, this is not a joke, strugz REALLY is desperate.


"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


strugz
strugz

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Southampton - Possibly...
Member Since: 6th Mar 2002
Total posts: 3964
Posted:ubblol

Paul wasnt born then but John was subject to the torture too.....

ill did it out soon enough biggrin


"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


_Clare_
_Clare_

Still wiggling
Location: Belfast
Member Since: 22nd Oct 2002
Total posts: 5967
Posted:Please send it smile

I have issues... I need the laugh smile

xx


Getting to the other side smile


Neon_Shaolin
Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Member Since: 13th Jul 2005
Total posts: 6120
Posted:I take it John was the Naval Officer I met at yours...? wink

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8735
Posted: Written by: Neon_Shaolin



POST IT!!! Can't be any worse/funnier than Mynci in Blu_Valley's fairy outfit!









I felt I was quite dashing...



eek besides I've already told you that wasn't me... doesn't look anything like me tongue


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


Sparklygreenfire
Sparklygreenfire

*Green Spirit*
Location: Southampton, England
Member Since: 11th Aug 2004
Total posts: 201
Posted:Hahahaha...poor John!! But for some reason..I can't help but think it's suits him more (Bless) biggrin

Are you a robot...or an alien?


Sparklygreenfire
Sparklygreenfire

*Green Spirit*
Location: Southampton, England
Member Since: 11th Aug 2004
Total posts: 201
Posted:And yes neon...that would be John boy!! smile

Are you a robot...or an alien?


Neon_Shaolin
Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam
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Total posts: 6120
Posted:#Love lifts us up where we belong....# biggrin

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


blu_valley
blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 8th Apr 2005
Total posts: 197
Posted: Written by: Neon_Shaolin


POST IT!!! Can't be any worse/funnier than Mynci in Blu_Valley's fairy outfit!





I hate to say it...but Dave has a point smile


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


strugz
strugz

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Location: Southampton - Possibly...
Member Since: 6th Mar 2002
Total posts: 3964
Posted:ubblol

im not so sure..........

its a white dress with pink / blue piping round the edges with earings to match, the scarey bit is ii look really excited about wearing it redface

still, i have ag as an excuse - what was yous mynci wink


"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


_Stix_
_Stix_

Pooh-Bah
Location: la-la land
Member Since: 15th Feb 2002
Total posts: 2419
Posted:I bet you looked dead cute Strugz..

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..


strugz
strugz

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Location: Southampton - Possibly...
Member Since: 6th Mar 2002
Total posts: 3964
Posted:you will see soon enough mate.........

thats if i dont bottle posting it wink


"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


mcp
mcp

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Location: Edin-borrow.
Member Since: 20th May 2003
Total posts: 5276
Posted:gay and gayer.

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


_Stix_
_Stix_

Pooh-Bah
Location: la-la land
Member Since: 15th Feb 2002
Total posts: 2419
Posted:I can bring one of my dresses tonight and we can re-inact it is you like..?

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..


strugz
strugz

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Location: Southampton - Possibly...
Member Since: 6th Mar 2002
Total posts: 3964
Posted:no mate....... really ubblol

Gay and Gayer?

whats that meg - the scottish version of dumb and dumber?

ubbloco


"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


mcp
mcp

Flying Water Muppet
Location: Edin-borrow.
Member Since: 20th May 2003
Total posts: 5276
Posted:that's like you and dave in dresses.

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


strugz
strugz

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Southampton - Possibly...
Member Since: 6th Mar 2002
Total posts: 3964
Posted:ubblol ubblol

and dumb and dumber would be you and rob in boiler suits? wink

ubblol


"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


Neon_Shaolin
Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Member Since: 13th Jul 2005
Total posts: 6120
Posted: Written by: mcp


that's like you and dave in dresses.



 Written by: Strugz


Gay and Gayer?



I feel a routine coming on in a year to two... smile


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


mcp
mcp

Flying Water Muppet
Location: Edin-borrow.
Member Since: 20th May 2003
Total posts: 5276
Posted: Written by: strugz


and dumb and dumber would be you and rob in boiler suits? wink




ubblol

yeah, you do realise we 'act' those parts right. Whereas you are just gay. biggrin


"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


Sparklygreenfire
Sparklygreenfire

*Green Spirit*
Location: Southampton, England
Member Since: 11th Aug 2004
Total posts: 201
Posted: Written by: MisStix


I can bring one of my dresses tonight and we can re-inact it is you like..?



ubblol ubblol ubblol

....oh please do, and take a camera!! wink


Are you a robot...or an alien?


_Clare_
_Clare_

Still wiggling
Location: Belfast
Member Since: 22nd Oct 2002
Total posts: 5967
Posted: Written by: strugz


ubblol ubblol

and dumb and dumber would be you and rob in boiler suits? wink

ubblol




ubblol ubblol

Brilliant...

biggrin


Getting to the other side smile


Sparklygreenfire
Sparklygreenfire

*Green Spirit*
Location: Southampton, England
Member Since: 11th Aug 2004
Total posts: 201
Posted:Twas the morning after...and all was quiet. The only sound was that of a Strugz sniffling into his macdonalds brekkie, John the boss towering over him with a puzzled, yet slightly amused look on his face. "But, they made me do it...I told them to stop, but they wouldn't listen...", Strugz cried...remnants of scarlet lipstick smudged across his face as he rubbed the running snot from his nose, then onto Stix purple lace tutu that clung to his manly waist!!

Are you a robot...or an alien?


mech
mech

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: "In your ear"
Member Since: 9th Jun 2003
Total posts: 6207
Posted:his wimped out last night,

he didnt show, loser wink


Step (el-nombrie)


Sparklygreenfire
Sparklygreenfire

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Location: Southampton, England
Member Since: 11th Aug 2004
Total posts: 201
Posted:Awwww...the dress thing must have scared him!! ubbtickled
Altho, to be fair...he does have Man flu!! ubbloco hug


Are you a robot...or an alien?


_Stix_
_Stix_

Pooh-Bah
Location: la-la land
Member Since: 15th Feb 2002
Total posts: 2419
Posted:man flu.. pah!

wimp.. ubblol


I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..


Sparklygreenfire
Sparklygreenfire

*Green Spirit*
Location: Southampton, England
Member Since: 11th Aug 2004
Total posts: 201
Posted:MisStix...are you Nikki? Or am I thinking of someone else?

Are you a robot...or an alien?


_Stix_
_Stix_

Pooh-Bah
Location: la-la land
Member Since: 15th Feb 2002
Total posts: 2419
Posted:hello Jen smile yes it's me.. took me a while to figure out it was you but the penny dropped the other day.. biggrin

how the devil are you me good lady?


I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..


Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8735
Posted:is strugz STILL single *sigh* he's not trying hard enough ubblol

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


mech
mech

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: "In your ear"
Member Since: 9th Jun 2003
Total posts: 6207
Posted:no he has found a woman, they seem to be very hot on each other.

shes a very nice women, she has gfove daughters, but they are all as nice as each other, and very godo girls

her name is Pammy h'and, and like i said she s very nice wink


Step (el-nombrie)


jo_rhymes
jo_rhymes

Momma Bear
Location: Telford, Shrops
Member Since: 10th Apr 2005
Total posts: 4525
Posted:Pamela Handerson?

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.


mech
mech

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: "In your ear"
Member Since: 9th Jun 2003
Total posts: 6207
Posted:yep you know her to jo?

Step (el-nombrie)


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