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mcp
PLATINUM Member since May 2003

mcp

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Posted:Strugz is a shy guy, generally not entirely sober at all times, thoughtful and devoted. He's currently single, and yes, desperate.

This is not a joke.

Strugz obviously is good with the stick, but he's not gay, he wants a girl. (Guys: he's not too smart, he probably won't notice if you dress up as a girl.)

Strugz lives in the deep south of england, and if you live there and are available this weekend, all the better. he's in his late 20's, but his grin makes him look young again. He has managed to feed himself and keep himself clean for the past few years, and he has a job, so he can at least vaguely look after himself, and has the money to look after you. In other words, he's a bit of a stoner.

He probably doesn't have the strength of will to stop a women trying to dominate him, nor the strength of personality to overcome any prospective shy girl with his opinions.

Pm strugz if you find him interesting.

Remember, this is not a joke, strugz REALLY is desperate.


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"the still legendary" - Kaskade

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_Clare_
BRONZE Member since Oct 2002

_Clare_

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Posted:rolleyes

Will the smut never end?!

tongue

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strugz
BRONZE Member since Mar 2002

strugz

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Posted:probably not..........



although im impressed weve carried this on without Dave ubblol



he must be "busy" either that or hes round somewhere pretending he cant pick up his halo wink ubbrollsmile

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mech
BRONZE Member since Jun 2003

mech

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Posted:i have also bought ucof some stud pants,

there where titie whities, witha giant long sock on teh front to put your willie in smile


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_Stix_


_Stix_

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Posted:so you are a 'double ender' then Strugz..??

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..

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steaks
SILVER Member since Dec 2005

steaks

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Location: Manchester, United Kingdom

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Posted:Mech, I'm sorry. That post wasn't meant to upset, offend or annoy you. I like you, I think your a decent, honest and funny guy to be around.
The comments made in the play thread last year, I admit were more than likely out of line, however it was meant as light hearted banter. I never meant to upset, annoy or offend anyone, least of all you, with any of it. So I am sorry if that has been the case.
If you wish me to stay out of your way, then after this post I will. I have no issue with that and no offence has been taken with your rant, you are perfectly just in saying what you said if that is how you feel.

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strugz
BRONZE Member since Mar 2002

strugz

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Posted: Written by: MisStix



so you are a 'double ender' then Strugz..??





is that rhyming cockney slang there miss stix - eh eh tongue



if so - well done.......... i just like 2 of anything i can........ thats all ubbloco



and Steaks - biggrin beerchug biggrin


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_Clare_
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_Clare_

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Posted:Two of anything?

Is that so?!

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mech
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mech

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Posted:i have no more right or ownership of this site than you do, or any of us do.

what right do i have to tell you to stay out of my way

just knwo that you have pissed me off, and while i have pissed people off and they have given me second chances (on may occasions) just like i have swollowed my pride and said sorry to others for judging them to harshly

when i hear more about you in a positive light, ill hopefully be able to build some kind of friendship

but for now, ill just leave you alone again

ok


but i do respect you for having the guts to publically say sorry, and that you would be prepared to stay out of my way.

its more than some have on this site.

thank you for that


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strugz
BRONZE Member since Mar 2002

strugz

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Posted:grouphug

bounce

ubblol


"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

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Posted: Written by: _Clare_



rolleyes



Will the smut never end?!



tongue



hug2





Not on my watch. tongue

(Though you seem to be doing fine without me)



In Steak's defense, take it as a compliment that he DOES want to know you more Step. Although his approach was a bit awry, you can't really blame the guy as even the casual HOPper would see that the intimate level of comaderie usually involves personal insults and name calling.



I know him quite well and know he hardly has a malicious bone in his body so I can confidently say that his comment was meant in harmless jest.



Back on Topic



UCOF has a Ladygarden...??



I offer you three legs... biggrin


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_Stix_


_Stix_

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Posted:Group hug?

(just watch out where Strugz puts his hands)


I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

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Posted:Yes Miss!

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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_Stix_


_Stix_

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Posted:oooo I like it when you guys bow to my Mistress-ness-ness..

*crack* <--- that was my whip.. bend over and lick my shoes.. bitch..


I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..

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strugz
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strugz

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Posted:*waits for dave*

ubblol


"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

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Neon_Shaolin
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Posted: Written by: strugz


probably not..........

although im impressed weve carried this on without Dave ubblol

he must be "busy" either that or hes round somewhere pretending he cant pick up his halo wink ubbrollsmile



Was too busy trying to write the reply, and get on with my job! and not get caught slacking in the process!

But as I said, you're doing fine without me! I'm so proud of you! biggrin hug


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Sparklygreenfire


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Posted:kiss hug - for you Mech for bein a sweety and offerin me a lift! have sent another pm biggrin

Big hug's for everyone else too...I don't know any of you, but hey...love is for everyone, and I'm feeling generous biggrin bounce biggrin


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jo_rhymes
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

jo_rhymes

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Posted:Sparkly, if you're a noob, how come you reged in 04? and how on earth have you not met Strugz et al being in Southampton?! eek hug ubblove

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

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Posted:MisSitx can I just sit by your feet rather than bow.... a lady has to have a bit of pride you know wink ...



I'm loveing the love on here now smile



Strugzzzzzzzzzzz PM Hmmmmmmmm ????



In the words of the sexy stix ....*crack* get to it beeeatch smile

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A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

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Skulduggery
GOLD Member since Aug 2004

Skulduggery

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Posted:Mech I ubblove you loads! hug

Jonny can't remember any Lady garden, but he has the pants....somewhere. I might have to make him model them for me biggrin

Can we stop trying to find Strugz a Girlfriend and try to find him someone to straighten out his staffs... They looked mighty bent this weekend wink

As for my sister fancying Neon, well it's true. She does know he bats for the other village, but she still thinks he is nice eye candy... Whats wrong with that? I don't bat on the womens only team but I still think Clare, Bams, Jo, Helz, Gayle, Spanner.... and loads of other women are sexy as.... well whatever the most sexy thing you can think of at this moment is. There is nothing wrong with it kiss


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Sparklygreenfire


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Posted: Written by: jo_rhymes


Sparkly, if you're a noob, how come you reged in 04? and how on earth have you not met Strugz et al being in Southampton?! eek hug ubblove



ubblol

I joined and hardly left any posts...so technically, I'm a newbie, even tho I joined years ago! biggrin (Altho, now I think I'm classed as a member?)
And as for not meeting Strugz...I never said I've never met him! I may have done? smileI havn't really spun properly for about 3 yrs, It's never really been my first love and I've hardly attended any spin meets...

...Oh, and southampton is a big place!! wink hug

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Posted:You must be pretty famous then Mr Strugz?...if not meeting you is shocking!! wink hug

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mech
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mech

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Posted:*insert whittie comment about meeting strugz, and some how its not being teh schocking theng*


skully, thank you, i love you and jon so much, it was so good to see you again last weekend


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_Clare_
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_Clare_

Still wiggling
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Posted: Written by: Skulduggery


Can we stop trying to find Strugz a Girlfriend and try to find him someone to straighten out his staffs... They looked mighty bent this weekend wink




Yeah... but how hot is that going to look?!

And thanks lady

xx


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_Stix_


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Posted:he does get around a bit.. lol

Miss Bam.. you are welcome to sit by me.. in fact - here have a chair - you are part of the fairer sex after all - and you are a damned fine lady! (SO chuffed to hear about you and Cole too!!)

Dave - I've not met you yet.. but you missed a bit.. left shoe - on the heel.. lick boy lick..! lol


I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..

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_Clare_
BRONZE Member since Oct 2002

_Clare_

Still wiggling
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)

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Posted:Sparklygreen...

Jen, isn't it?

I think there's a few people looking out for Mr Strugnell... cos we all love him and want to see him happy.

smile

And Misstix... I don't think he gets around half as much as he'd like biggrin

Best wishes
Clare x


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Posted:Hey, I'm not on here to cause trouble, take the piss or make anyone un-happy. Strugz knows that more than anyone, we've been laughing about this thread.

You're all fantastic friends to him and he's very lucky to have you!! biggrin

But I'm still his friend too...and everything I've posted/he's posted has all been in good fun.



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Neon_Shaolin
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Posted: Written by: MisStix


Dave - I've not met you yet.. but you missed a bit.. left shoe - on the heel.. lick boy lick..! lol



Hey! My 'yes Miss!' was more of a school boy addressing his teacher you kinky biatch! I'm not one to lick other's boots, if anything YOU will be licking my boots or I will be beating you within an inch of your dinner! spank and you WILL enjoy it!!!

Would you like some sauce with that? biggrin

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_Clare_
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_Clare_

Still wiggling
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Posted:Jen...



That's grand lady... I just think it's most important he keeps smiling smile



(he's much cuter that way, wouldn't you agree? biggrin)

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jo_rhymes
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jo_rhymes

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Posted:Bah, this thread's getting way too complicated now.
shrug


Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

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jo_rhymes
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jo_rhymes

Momma Bear
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Posted:Strugz, ever thought of getting it on with a guinea pig?

this is Shirley, she's into Sunflower seeds, squeaking and her favourite smell is freshly cut grass:


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