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mcpPLATINUM Member
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Posted:
Strugz is a shy guy, generally not entirely sober at all times, thoughtful and devoted. He's currently single, and yes, desperate.

This is not a joke.

Strugz obviously is good with the stick, but he's not gay, he wants a girl. (Guys: he's not too smart, he probably won't notice if you dress up as a girl.)

Strugz lives in the deep south of england, and if you live there and are available this weekend, all the better. he's in his late 20's, but his grin makes him look young again. He has managed to feed himself and keep himself clean for the past few years, and he has a job, so he can at least vaguely look after himself, and has the money to look after you. In other words, he's a bit of a stoner.

He probably doesn't have the strength of will to stop a women trying to dominate him, nor the strength of personality to overcome any prospective shy girl with his opinions.

Pm strugz if you find him interesting.

Remember, this is not a joke, strugz REALLY is desperate.

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
 Written by: bluecat


ubblol

how many flame oz members does it take to change a lightbulb?

er. they can't. if a flame oz 'member' ever got out, neon dave'd be all over them, and they'd never get near the lightbulb...



umm

Your point being....?

Nah, Knox is cute but a bit too pretty for my liking...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
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Posted:
ubblol ubblol ubblol


Awesome lads...

Go toast indeed. I'm so jealous. No. Really.

smile

(so then, anyone need some work?)


xxx

Getting to the other side smile


mcpPLATINUM Member
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Posted:
dave! Shave you head again! Right down to the bone! Do ittttttttttttttttt.

Er... I'm going home now.

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
Why? I wanna grow my hair again one last time while I still have a hairline! THEN I'll have a Bic-job! biggrin Either that or one of those 'Front Half Bald/Back Half Ponytail' do's you see in Chinese Historical films! biggrin

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


_Stix_Pooh-Bah
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Location: la-la land


Posted:
 Written by: strugz


wanabe slice......

youd be the only "slice girl" we have lex but shes a fat nakker and doesnt count as a slice...... more a "loaf girl" wink

so weve got

fat slice
burnt slice
stoned slice
baby slice
tall slice
gay slice
kieth (that name is just funny on its own wink )

so meg - with your staffin skills, youd have to be "crummy slice" wink

ubblol



*runs away and cries* frown frown

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..


DurbsBRONZE Member
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Location: Epsom, Surrey, England


Posted:
 Written by: MCP @ BJC


Damn, I wanna be in Toast - it's the best




You know it's true tongue

Q: How many members of Jam does it take to change a light-bulb?
A: Trick question - Girls can't change lightbulbs tongue

Come back Niki, everyone needs ginger toast wink

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bluecatgeek, level 1
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Location: everywhere


Posted:
watch it, you. or there'll be serious jam on toast action.


spank

innuendo? what innuendo?

Holistic Spinner (I hope)


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
That's the spirit Rob... biggrin

For some reason when you said 'Jam' I thought of Vodka and Orange, in which case I would voted for a pairing of Durbs and Meg... smile

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


DurbsBRONZE Member
Classically British
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Location: Epsom, Surrey, England


Posted:
Vodka and Orange on Toast just leads to a soggy, sticky bad-smelling mess...

*Insert obvious punchline here*

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jo_rhymesSILVER Member
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Posted:
does anyone else find the word "ironmongery" funny?

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Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
No but 'Fishmongery' has been known to raise a titter...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


pineapple peteSILVER Member
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia


Posted:
all this would be so much quicker if we put dave in a dress smile

*my two cents*

hug

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*


Sparklygreenfire*Green Spirit*
201 posts
Location: Southampton, England


Posted:
Hmmm...men in dresses? Trying to get a picture of this, but as I don't know dave...tis very hard!! ubblol
What colour would it be?

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mechBRONZE Member
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Posted:
 Written by: bluecat


watch it, you. or there'll be serious jam on toast action.


spank

innuendo? what innuendo?



no, out of interest, woudl that be laura on lex action, i really hope so

else its rob on durbs, and to be honest, now what i would like to see, strugz on teh other hand, im sure, would rather enjoy rob on durbs action...

wink

Step (el-nombrie)


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
All I read was 'Rob on Durbs with Strugz on the other hand' tongue

Pete & Sparkley - my dress would be scarlett but since I don't have a shapely enough arse it's not gonna happen!

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


strugzBRONZE Member
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Posted:
Seeing as Lex is soo fat she can take on 2 lots of jam, fluff and laura..........

now there an image........ wink

as for Dave is a dress, whatever the colour, hel never match the feminine charm that Garthy has - ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol

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_Clare_BRONZE Member
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5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)


Posted:
True smile

But strugnell... i still think you'd suit a lil skirt and blouse two piece smile

Have a good day
x

Getting to the other side smile


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
There's the shapely arse thing I was talking about!

Though my friends were rather disturbed when I tried on a friend's chinese dress... I think their exact words were 'no Dave! That's just WRONG!' Which is warning enough. But thinking about it I think they had 'issues' smile

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


strugzBRONZE Member
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Posted:
ubblol

taking something from both the above posts....... me in a lil skirt eek

I think Clare is like one of you friends Dave, she has issues...... wink

ubbloco

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pineapple peteSILVER Member
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Location: melbourne, Australia


Posted:
 Written by: Neon_Shaolin


'no Dave! That's just WRONG!'



funny that, rouge had an almost identical reaction when i tried on our friend hana's dress ubblol

hug

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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6,120 posts
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Posted:
Yeah, what makes one guy-in-a-dress funny and another guy-in-a-dress WRONG? Considering civillisation was started by men in robes and dresses I don't understand it!

To me, Strugz in a dress - ubblol ubblol ubblol

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


strugzBRONZE Member
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Posted:
ok, im going to admit this:

i have a photo at my mums house of me in a dress makeup and earings from when my sister decided to "make me look better" i was about 11 years old.......

for your asumesment i will post it here soon smile

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


mcpPLATINUM Member
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom


Posted:
strugz in a dress would be alright. But if he smiled, I'd be running away fast.

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


pineapple peteSILVER Member
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia


Posted:
hehehe, what if he winked?

ubblol hug

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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6,120 posts
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Posted:
POST IT!!! Can't be any worse/funnier than Mynci in Blu_Valley's fairy outfit!



I have a similar photo. But I was 3. Which should've been more than enough warning...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


Sparklygreenfire*Green Spirit*
201 posts
Location: Southampton, England


Posted:
 Written by: _Clare_


True smile

But strugnell... i still think you'd suit a lil skirt and blouse two piece smile





ubblol ubblol ubblol

Oh the images... ubblol

Post the pic soon!! Were you the only one or did Kay subject the other two to the same torture? biggrin

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strugzBRONZE Member
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Posted:
ubblol

Paul wasnt born then but John was subject to the torture too.....

ill did it out soon enough biggrin

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_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)


Posted:
Please send it smile

I have issues... I need the laugh smile

xx

Getting to the other side smile


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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6,120 posts
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Posted:
I take it John was the Naval Officer I met at yours...? wink

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


MynciBRONZE Member
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8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
 Written by: Neon_Shaolin



POST IT!!! Can't be any worse/funnier than Mynci in Blu_Valley's fairy outfit!









I felt I was quite dashing...



eek besides I've already told you that wasn't me... doesn't look anything like me tongue

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


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