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"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

Same reason it was started... we don't have anything better to do than talk crap to our friends....

Actually... hold on... why would you want to do anything else?



xx

Getting to the other side

Hey strugz, dave 'trusts' us, to 'mold' him... Do you know what this means?

cos I don't but I think it's going to involve a hella ton of innuendo and practical jokes!

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

If it involves silly putty and jelly molds I'm ALL for it Bring it on!

Clare - Talking crap, like spinning, is an artform... It must be practiced lots before you can call yourself an uber-gobsh*te like yours truly...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

 Written by: Neon_Shaolin


Strugz, my deepest sympathies if the best offers you've had are from me!





Awwww...he's had more than nice things to say about you!!

(Sorry Strugz... )

Are you a robot...or an alien?

meg, dave wants you to slap him while strugz molds him to his will(y)

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

Sparklygreenfire - the poor naive boy...

Jo - Sick, Wrong, just WROOOOOONG!!! That's why I love you!

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

i was actually telling her about the day i met you dude - bodmin, bjc.....

you and your "doubles skills" looking back laughable - looking now, fooking sweet

in only a year.....

you have good insperation i guess eh

lucky bugger

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

Whoa! Has it REALLY been a year?! Time really flies!

Yeah I have recently looked at some old videos of my 'attempts' at doubles and CRINGE!

The progress I made, can certainly be attributed to being inspired by the best... (i.e. Cheating! )

Now back to the slapping and molding of willies...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

 Written by: Neon_Shaolin


The progress I made, can certainly be attributed to being inspired by the best... (i.e. Cheating! )





hehehehe you learn well young grasshopper

we are all "grass-hoppers" round here tho eh

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

No, we're all "grass smokers who use HoP"

Damn I'm good

Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude

Pft! Toma(y)to / Tomatos. All the same...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

 Written by: strugz



i was actually telling her about the day i met you dude - bodmin, bjc.....



you and your "doubles skills" looking back laughable - looking now, fooking sweet









...oh yeah, and there was that too!!

Are you a robot...or an alien?

at this point, can we make a how many burnt toast members does it take to change a light bulb? joke thread?

Like: How many Burnt Toast members does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but they drop the light bulb and break it, twice, burn themselves, and halfway through forget how to do it.

something like that?

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

how many vodka and oranges does it take to change a lightbulb.....



well for a start it only needchanging coz they blew the dam thing up, as for replacing it well, itll take both of them, then theyd need the instuctions in script form the whole time and theyd still screw it up







but it would be fun watching

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

Lol!!

Good point actually...where is MY pixie hat Strugz?

Are you a robot...or an alien?

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

ARGH! Jo you beat me to it!

Then again you can't beat universal truth...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

you wish - vodka and orange will be like stage hands compared to the new improved toast.......

youl be my bitch - go change my bulb

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

arrr

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

 Written by: strugz



you wish - vodka and orange will be like stage hands compared to the new improved toast.......











cool! Does that mean you make more fireworks explode more often? We only had a 50% success rate...

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

Owned by the lovely SNOOPoi
Owner of Clarence_Quack

 Written by: strugz


youl be my bitch - go change my bulb



Fallen off already!?

Guess that answers the question of whether or not Toast members are capable!

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

 Written by: mcp



 Written by: strugz



you wish - vodka and orange will be like stage hands compared to the new improved toast.......











cool! Does that mean you make more fireworks explode more often? We only had a 50% success rate...







of couse, we would have at least blown both ends and set fire to the stage backing, whilst shout, what c**t built this!! and can i have some more K



trippy man - *stumbles off stage*



see why i say stage hands now dont you, differant leauge mate, differant leauge - but you have potential, wed like you to come down for an interview one day



Steaks - it mcp m8 - talking to me - of course its andom stabbing i mean its not like you can crash a lightbulb eh

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

and if you could, strugz would be the one doing it, all the while never noticing the pub roof ripping shreds out of the side...

Hmmm, maybe I just took a burnt toast injoke and made it public? Oh well! It's stuff like that that'll make me a slice!

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

wanabe slice......

youd be the only "slice girl" we have lex but shes a fat nakker and doesnt count as a slice...... more a "loaf girl"

so weve got

fat slice
burnt slice
stoned slice
baby slice
tall slice
gay slice
kieth (that name is just funny on its own )

so meg - with your staffin skills, youd have to be "crummy slice"

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

macho slice.....



your about as macho as a fairy at barbies tea party

and scottish slice is just not original enough..... see i knew you were not ready yet

more abusive training required (damn i never thought id be saying that to you!)

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

how many flame oz members does it take to change a lightbulb?

er. they can't. if a flame oz 'member' ever got out, neon dave'd be all over them, and they'd never get near the lightbulb...

Holistic Spinner (I hope)