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mcp
mcp

Flying Water Muppet
Location: Edin-borrow.
Member Since: 20th May 2003
Total posts: 5276
Posted:Strugz is a shy guy, generally not entirely sober at all times, thoughtful and devoted. He's currently single, and yes, desperate.

This is not a joke.

Strugz obviously is good with the stick, but he's not gay, he wants a girl. (Guys: he's not too smart, he probably won't notice if you dress up as a girl.)

Strugz lives in the deep south of england, and if you live there and are available this weekend, all the better. he's in his late 20's, but his grin makes him look young again. He has managed to feed himself and keep himself clean for the past few years, and he has a job, so he can at least vaguely look after himself, and has the money to look after you. In other words, he's a bit of a stoner.

He probably doesn't have the strength of will to stop a women trying to dominate him, nor the strength of personality to overcome any prospective shy girl with his opinions.

Pm strugz if you find him interesting.

Remember, this is not a joke, strugz REALLY is desperate.


"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

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_Clare_
_Clare_

Still wiggling
Location: Belfast
Member Since: 22nd Oct 2002
Total posts: 5967
Posted:ubblol

harsh...

but amusing

smile


Getting to the other side smile

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jo_rhymes
jo_rhymes

Momma Bear
Location: Telford, Shrops
Member Since: 10th Apr 2005
Total posts: 4525
Posted:yeah i know Pamela Handerson biggrin Strugz's girlfriend? yeah?

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

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mech
mech

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: "In your ear"
Member Since: 9th Jun 2003
Total posts: 6207
Posted:i know her to smile

very well infact, shes a bloomin amazing woman wink


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_Stix_
_Stix_

Pooh-Bah
Location: la-la land
Member Since: 15th Feb 2002
Total posts: 2419
Posted:sounds like a bit of a slapper to me tho..
seems to get around a bit.. :o\


I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..

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mech
mech

Carpal \'Tunnel
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Member Since: 9th Jun 2003
Total posts: 6207
Posted:she is, to be honest, she also swings both ways

(again remeber kids, this si a family forum)


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Neon_Shaolin
Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Member Since: 13th Jul 2005
Total posts: 6120
Posted:Ahhh, I know this Lady (yes! Lady!) well, but she and her clan are called 'Madame Palm and her 5 Nimble Daughters'

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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mech
mech

Carpal \'Tunnel
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Member Since: 9th Jun 2003
Total posts: 6207
Posted:no no no dave, i knwo her two they are two different groups....

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Neon_Shaolin
Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam
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Total posts: 6120
Posted:Hmmm, they should confir and agree on different names. Like 'Wild Parmela' or 'Love Tree Coconut Shakers'

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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_Stix_
_Stix_

Pooh-Bah
Location: la-la land
Member Since: 15th Feb 2002
Total posts: 2419
Posted:*backs away from this thread*

my mind feels violated with all the inuendo..


I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..

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Sparklygreenfire
Sparklygreenfire

*Green Spirit*
Location: Southampton, England
Member Since: 11th Aug 2004
Total posts: 201
Posted:ubblol ubblol ubblol
Pamela Handerson? You lot crack me up...
Think Strugz must be off work ill...has anyone seen him on here today? Hmmm...must be a really bad case of man flu!! Bless him frown

 Written by: NikiStix


hello Jen smile yes it's me.. took me a while to figure out it was you but the penny dropped the other day.. biggrin

how the devil are you me good lady?



Ahhhh...thought that was you!!! biggrin
I'm getting there my dear, bin a bit up and down of late but all will work itself out in the end!!
I remember meeting you at southampton common, one of the first ever spins me thinks? I think we spoke in the pub...ahhhh...joyful memories!
Hows you me flower? biggrin


Are you a robot...or an alien?

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_Stix_
_Stix_

Pooh-Bah
Location: la-la land
Member Since: 15th Feb 2002
Total posts: 2419
Posted:ups and downs - like you say.. but I guess that is just life innit? Keep saying to my self that it's going to be a great summer!

yeah.. that was a good day wan't it? you coming to the one in May? shoudl be a giggle.. specially if I'm not driving.. means I can get drunkie pops and fall over! ubbrollsmile


I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..

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Sparklygreenfire
Sparklygreenfire

*Green Spirit*
Location: Southampton, England
Member Since: 11th Aug 2004
Total posts: 201
Posted:Yeah me too, staying positive recently has been a tad tough...but yeah, it gonna be a GREAT SUMMER!! biggrin
I didn't know there was one...Oooooo....exciting!! Is that at the common too? My mate and I will be coming to that then...and if you're gonna drink, then I may just have to do the same. ubbtickled


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_Stix_
_Stix_

Pooh-Bah
Location: la-la land
Member Since: 15th Feb 2002
Total posts: 2419
Posted:have a look in the events bit.. would be great to catch up..

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..

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Sparklygreenfire
Sparklygreenfire

*Green Spirit*
Location: Southampton, England
Member Since: 11th Aug 2004
Total posts: 201
Posted:Certainly would!! weavesmiley juggle beerchug ubblove biggrin

Will go check that out!! xxx


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strugz
strugz

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Southampton - Possibly...
Member Since: 6th Mar 2002
Total posts: 3964
Posted:do i - do i really, need a girlfriend that is.........

well after an emotional 6 moths of madness.......

i dont think i do biggrin

ubbrollsmile


"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

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animatEd
animatEd

1 + 1 = 3
Location: Bristol UK
Member Since: 31st Aug 2004
Total posts: 3540
Posted:Having to resort to reverse psychology now, Strugz?

Get a job.

Then you won't think so much about not having a girl/boyfriend.

wink

But seriously, Get a Job.


Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.

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jo_rhymes
jo_rhymes

Momma Bear
Location: Telford, Shrops
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Total posts: 4525
Posted:good for you Strugnell hug

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

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_Clare_
_Clare_

Still wiggling
Location: Belfast
Member Since: 22nd Oct 2002
Total posts: 5967
Posted:smile

He got a job...

It has nice windows...

smile


Getting to the other side smile

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strugz
strugz

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Southampton - Possibly...
Member Since: 6th Mar 2002
Total posts: 3964
Posted:i do you know.....



2 weeks after play i start working for these guys who have foolish told me that im great and they want to pay me stupid money ubblol



Yay!



my new place of work



no prank calls please they already have given me the job wink ubblol



As fo my last post - i was refering to the title of this thread - strugz needs a girlfriend stat................ no, he doesnt wink



ubblol



ubbangel


"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

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LazyAngel
LazyAngel

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Location: Cambridge UK
Member Since: 29th Jul 2004
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Posted:those 6 moths worked out well for you then, you dirty beggar? wink

Because ActiveAngel sounds like a feminine deodorant

Like sex, I'm much more interesting in real life than online.

'Be the change you want to see in the world around you' - Ghandi

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strugz
strugz

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Location: Southampton - Possibly...
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Total posts: 3964
Posted:im as clean as soap tongue

dirty round here means dave doesnt it? wink ubblol


"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

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mech
mech

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Total posts: 6207
Posted: Written by: strugz


im as clean as soap tongue

dirty round here means dave doesnt it? wink ubblol



*sniff*

i remeber when that used to be me frown


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strugz
strugz

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Southampton - Possibly...
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Posted:dude you go beyond dirty.....

Dave becoming the dirty fella he is has just pushed you up to the next level wink

ubblol


"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

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mech
mech

Carpal \'Tunnel
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Total posts: 6207
Posted: Written by: strugz


dude you go beyond dirty.....

Dave becoming the dirty fella he is has just pushed you up to the next level wink

ubblol



i choose to qoute my favourite lines from Charlie brown -

its from the dirty kid in Charlie brown (i forget his name) but he says "i may be dirty, but i have clean thoughts..."


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Birgit
Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh
Member Since: 27th Jan 2005
Total posts: 4145
Posted: Written by: strugz


As fo my last post - i was refering to the title of this thread - strugz needs a girlfriend stat................ no, he doesnt wink

ubblol

ubbangel



Since you're obviously waiting for someone to ask before you spill the beans, consider that done tongue (I do have a suspicion though I may be very wrong, so I'll shut up and wait for the revelation...)


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Durbs
Durbs

Classically British
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England
Member Since: 23rd Sep 2001
Total posts: 5688
Posted:So you're doing the Guildford Arts Buliding? biggrin

Sweet - can we have a big room, with high ceilings, projector, UV lighting and mirrors on 2 sides please....


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Neon_Shaolin
Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam
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Total posts: 6120
Posted: Written by: strugz


im as clean as soap tongue

dirty round here means dave doesnt it? wink ubblol



 Written by: mech


*sniff*

i remeber when that used to be me frown



 Written by: strugz


dude you go beyond dirty.....

Dave becoming the dirty fella he is has just pushed you up to the next level wink

ubblol



HEY! I resemble those remarks! angry oh well shrug Oh well, I met your current ladyboy, he seems lovely... No thanks to this thread!

Mech, don't worry, I'm sure there's room for two Uber-Gutterminds on here... (since I don't post here that often due to no instant net access anymore, the floor is yours... Now lick it clean... tongue tongue tongue)

Don't worry


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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_Stix_
_Stix_

Pooh-Bah
Location: la-la land
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Total posts: 2419
Posted: Written by: mech





its from the dirty kid in Charlie brown (i forget his name) but he says "i may be dirty, but i have clean thoughts..."



that would be Pigpen.. my childhood nickname.. ubblove


I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..

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strugz
strugz

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Location: Southampton - Possibly...
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Posted:there are beans to spill?

i would never spill any beans - i like them toooo much! ubblol

Durbs - new arts building in guildford - yes, 2million contract i believe, and yes i think the budget includes high ceilings ubblol

You thinking what im thinking then wink

Inside knowledge could get us the use of the space, it starts august and im guessing could be a 40 wk contract smile


"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

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mech
mech

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Posted: Written by: _Stix_


 Written by: mech





its from the dirty kid in Charlie brown (i forget his name) but he says "i may be dirty, but i have clean thoughts..."



that would be Pigpen.. my childhood nickname.. ubblove



niki - you ake me happy in so man ways !

smile


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