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mcp
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Posted:Strugz is a shy guy, generally not entirely sober at all times, thoughtful and devoted. He's currently single, and yes, desperate.

This is not a joke.

Strugz obviously is good with the stick, but he's not gay, he wants a girl. (Guys: he's not too smart, he probably won't notice if you dress up as a girl.)

Strugz lives in the deep south of england, and if you live there and are available this weekend, all the better. he's in his late 20's, but his grin makes him look young again. He has managed to feed himself and keep himself clean for the past few years, and he has a job, so he can at least vaguely look after himself, and has the money to look after you. In other words, he's a bit of a stoner.

He probably doesn't have the strength of will to stop a women trying to dominate him, nor the strength of personality to overcome any prospective shy girl with his opinions.

Pm strugz if you find him interesting.

Remember, this is not a joke, strugz REALLY is desperate.


"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

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strugz
BRONZE Member since Mar 2002

strugz

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Posted:ubbidea



*puts on best Richee (from Bottom) voice*



"Thats why i never got a shag!"



wink



ubblol



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rin_666
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Posted:wow this thread really took off huh? although I see little evidence of women actually pursuing said strugz tongue

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NYC


NYC

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Posted:It really doesn't make any sense.

confused


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Yes, let's go.
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strugz
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strugz

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Posted:ubblol

dude - youve met me havnt you? it makes perfect sense wink

biggrin

ubbrollsmile

ubblol


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_Clare_
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Posted:Uhuh.

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NYC


NYC

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Posted: Written by: strugz


ubblol

dude - youve met me havnt you? it makes perfect sense wink




It really doesn't. That's why I'm confused.

Maybe your problem is that you're in the UK.

shrug


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strugz
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Posted:well im coming to the states in 2008 - maybe we shall see if your right, having said that ill have an MCP with me, but im thinking she may cramp my style soi may as well just stay here?

wink

shrug


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Posted:MCP is coming to the US in 2008? Dude, you guys need to give me more time to prepare. I need to buy lumber to board the doors and write a will and stuff.

wink


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Pigeon_Wigeon
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Posted:Wish I could NYC.. but I'm rather fond of chocolates so I'd be keeping hold of them...

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jo_rhymes
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Posted: Written by: NYC


MCP is coming to the US in 2008? Dude, you guys need to give me more time to prepare. I need to buy lumber to board the doors and write a will and stuff.

wink



ubblol

we love Meg really hug


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strugz
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Posted:no we dont - dont give her false hope....... rolleyes

i hate her - whos with me!!

wink

ubblol


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Posted: Written by: strugz



i hate her - whos with me!!




Oh no no no. There's a cue buddy. You can't just jump to the front and pretend like you're leading the trend.

Back of the line with you! If you would like to join YOU can be with US.


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strugz
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Posted:ubblol ubblol ubblol

sorry i got ahead of myself....... im sure Arashi's at the front isnt he? wink

Is there a club? do we get t-shirts?

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Neon_Shaolin
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Posted:Yes

Wet Ones...


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Nate
BRONZE Member since Aug 2004

Nate

Groovy ga watashi no namae desu!
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Posted:wet white tshirts

I like Languages.

Educate your self in the Hazards of Fire Breathing STAY SAFE! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hug.gif" alt="" />

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

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had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
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Posted:hahaha... Mr. Wet-t-shirt competition? That would be a good idea for the next PLAY biggrin

Neon can be Master of Ceremonies, unless he wants to take part of course.

Who knows, we might even get Doc Lightning flying over from 'merica for THAT one ubblol


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Neon_Shaolin
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Posted:A Mr Wet T-Shirt or Mr Wet No-Shirt would be both as appealing to the Doc smile

#Life is a cabaret...#


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mcp
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Posted:goddamnit. I've gotta try harder, people are so easily distracted from hating me onto this new topic of wet t-shirts. Slackers.

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

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Neon_Shaolin
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Posted:It's like the instinct to breathe...

It doesn't need mentioning... tongue


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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strugz
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Posted:ubblol

i tried meg - but the perverted obviousy unstoppable mind of Neon has no boundaries and has to pull even the most interesting of discussions (hateing you wink) well off topic ....... rolleyes

maybe we should just kill him and be done with it smile


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Neon_Shaolin
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Posted:She's been planning to kill me since before New Years...

I've learnt to not take death threats from slackers seriously...

But if you do try, be prepared to lose a gonad. That means you as well Strugz... tongue


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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_Clare_
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Posted:ubblol

Morning smile


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mcp
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Posted:Well I've been trying to learn negative space forms of ninja assassination, but getting into negative space is proving a bit difficult, even with the titanium machines I've made...

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

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Neon_Shaolin
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Posted:Try making the machines out of Cadmium... smile

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Posted: Written by: Limits_To_Contest



Worse than a bunch of hormone fuelled teenage boys watching cruel intentions...



Oh man! That movie rules!

Erm..

I mean...

Shut up!


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NYC


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Posted: Written by: mcp


Well I've been trying to learn negative space forms of ninja assassination, but getting into negative space is proving a bit difficult, even with the titanium machines I've made...



Negative space ninja assassination?

So essentially you visualize all the space that won't kill someone and try and get the sword outside that space?

smile


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mcp
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Posted:hardly, that would be too easy. All 'normal' space is positive space, so I have to find an outside dimension to get into, but since space and time are connected, I also have to go backwards in time while in negative space, which is proving to be the tricky bit. once I've got it thou, it'll be awesome.

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

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Neon_Shaolin
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Posted:You're better off boring me to death with scientific technobabble. Less effort, more effective... biggrin

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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strugz
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Posted:im bored already ubbloco

so back on topic....... Burnt Toast Party this saturday ubbrollsmile

eh eh!! wink

ubbangel


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jo_rhymes
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Posted:Strugz, you need to work on your technique. Girls, usually, don't go for people who say "eh eh!! wink "

hug ubblol


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